We had a thread on things you shouldn't put into your butt... THIS is slightly more exciting...

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    Aug 01, 2010 4:04 PM GMT
    I don't think anyone has posted this... Just say a word and I'll whipe it out...

    Ok, so on one of 'healthy eating' forums I came across a funnyjunk.com link which had a 'fish_dicks' word combination in it. Couldn't see the file, so I typed 'fish dick' into the search bar, this is what came up... (Do check out the video.)



    LOL, but I wanted to make sure this has actually happened... and this is what I found...

    http://www.dailytelegraph.com.au/news/wacky/fish-found-in-boys-penis/story-e6frev20-1111117495995

    Apparently a 14-year-old ended up with, well...

    " 'While he was cleaning the fish tank in his house, he was holding a fish in his hand and went to the toilet for passing urine. When he was passing urine, the fish slipped from his hand and entered his urethra and then he developed all these symptoms.'"

    I wonder... I mean, even for a fish with extraordinary navigation system, to 'accidentally' end up... there, wouldn't the penis have to be... pointing up... I think the guy just needs one of those...

    stainlesssteelvibrating.jpg

    So finally, it reminded me of something similar I heard on National Geographic once...

    http://www.damninteresting.com/the-terrifying-toothpick-fish

    Apparently, some of the Amazon river inhabitants can do that...

    Bottom line: NEVER URINATE IN THE AMAZON RIVER... and don't put fish in your pee-hole



    Finally, some image results yeeeey...

    penisfish.jpg

    Now I know what those things from King Kong remake were...

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    Aug 01, 2010 4:06 PM GMT
    Do you like fish sticks?

    You a gay fish or something?
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    Aug 01, 2010 4:09 PM GMT
    I like sashimi.
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    Aug 01, 2010 4:09 PM GMT
    Some of the things you read about on RJ...LOL

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    Aug 01, 2010 4:11 PM GMT
    Lostboy saidDo you like fish sticks?

    You a gay fish or something?


    Absolutely can't stand fish sticks... nor am I keen on any kind of fish, except white sharks, meaning I'd like to see one, not eat or make love to it icon_razz.gif
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    Aug 01, 2010 4:14 PM GMT
    HndsmKansan saidSome of the things you read about on RJ...LOL

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    Well... it's only more fun to have some diversity, no...
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    Aug 01, 2010 4:16 PM GMT
    paulflexes saidI like sashimi.


    Even your food choices are weird hehe...
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    Aug 02, 2010 1:54 AM GMT
    Lostboy saidDo you like fish sticks?

    You a gay fish or something?

    I'll help you out Lostboy icon_smile.gif

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    Aug 02, 2010 1:58 AM GMT
    One more reason to stay away from fishes icon_smile.gif
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    Aug 02, 2010 3:36 AM GMT
    But, but, but he has the 'puppy-dog look' thing, at least I think he does, at least I though he did...

    Actually, that seemed a lot funnier when I saw it in the morning, don't feel anything now icon_confused.gif
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    Aug 02, 2010 3:42 AM GMT
    MixedHead said
    paulflexes saidI like sashimi.


    Even your food choices are weird hehe...


    What's weird about sashimi? I'm more partial to sushi, myself, that little mound of rice is so good for soaking up wasabe and soy sauce!
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    Aug 02, 2010 4:06 AM GMT
    Bunjamon said
    MixedHead said
    paulflexes saidI like sashimi.


    Even your food choices are weird hehe...


    What's weird about sashimi? I'm more partial to sushi, myself, that little mound of rice is so good for soaking up wasabe and soy sauce!


    I don't know... just find some of those things overly exotic I guess... I wasn't serious anyway... icon_razz.gif
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    Aug 02, 2010 4:42 AM GMT
    Its a well-known problem in the Amazon, the tribes there know it too.. some waters are unsafe to swim in because of it
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    Aug 02, 2010 11:04 AM GMT
    amar_m saidIts a well-known problem in the Amazon, the tribes there know it too.. some waters are unsafe to swim in because of it


    *shivers*

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