The worst thing you've pulled from your dogs mouth?

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    Aug 02, 2010 3:35 AM GMT
    I know it sounds weird, but I just let my mini schnauzer into the house, and he dropped something on the ground, then picked it up again. Wondering what it was, I pulled it out of his mouth, and released it in horror as I realized it was a solid piece of poop. It got me wondering what others have had to pull out of their dogs mouth that grossed them out?
  • HndsmKansan

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    Aug 02, 2010 3:37 AM GMT
    Dog crap.. thats always it...

    One.. a dead bird

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    Aug 02, 2010 10:34 PM GMT
    I was told by a vet that they eat poop because there's undigested food in the turd, and when they're sniffing the ground, they smell it and just go for it. Doesnt make it any less gross to us though.

    As for me, never pulled anything really nasty from my dog's mouth, just stuff that he'd likely have a hard time passing; half a pizza box, napkins, food wrappers, and most recently, a candle. icon_eek.gif
  • misternick

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    Aug 02, 2010 10:40 PM GMT
    Goose poop.

    Close second, somebody's chicken leftovers... that one took a while to figure out.
  • MuscleComeBac...

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    Aug 02, 2010 10:41 PM GMT
    fecal feline hor d'oeuvres (his fave)
    half dead toad
    wet tampon (snuck that one from a spilled garbage can....)


    He has an amazing memory when I pull something out and toss it to the side of the road or in the shrubs in disgust. If it's in the neighborhood, he'll feign needing to go out HOURS later, head in one direction, manage to distract me past the location of said object's new burial ground, and then pull my arm out of its socket as he bolts into the shrubs and pulls out his object of affection. I'm imagining he's been plotting this ever since I pried it from his jaws earlier in the day.

  • GQjock

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    Aug 02, 2010 10:42 PM GMT
    I saw one of my little guys rooting something from underground and then gobbling it up whatever it was
    So I grabbed him and swiped his mouth and got myself a finger full of Cat Crap
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    Aug 02, 2010 10:42 PM GMT
    Our mad bitch used to sniff out hibernating hedgehogs from the undergrowth and grab them, spines and all, drawing blood (usually her own).
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    Aug 02, 2010 10:44 PM GMT
    My hand.
  • jock_1

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    Aug 02, 2010 10:46 PM GMT
    haha, had to reply to this post. It wasnt mine but my roommates dog. I came home one night and found them playing tug of war with a rag. one side in the dogs mouth other side in roommates mouth. Long story short i found out where the rag came from. The dog found the cum rag i store under my bed and my roommate had no clue untill i told him. the look on his face was a piss in your pants moment.
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    Aug 02, 2010 10:58 PM GMT
    A condom, unused and still in the package, but why would they wanna eat it hahaha LOL.

    EDIT: You said worst I read weird LOL icon_confused.gif
  • stu1

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    Aug 02, 2010 11:04 PM GMT
    While camping, my dog kept digging a hole throughout the day. I kept stopping him because it was in our walking path and didn't want to trip in it later. After a while I seen him with something in his mouth. It was a live baby bunny rabbit. Went back to the hole he was digging and found a bunch more.
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    Aug 02, 2010 11:07 PM GMT
    MuscleComeBack saidfecal feline hor d'oeuvres (his fave)
    half dead toad
    wet tampon (snuck that one from a spilled garbage can....)


    He has an amazing memory when I pull something out and toss it to the side of the road or in the shrubs in disgust. If it's in the neighborhood, he'll feign needing to go out HOURS later, head in one direction, manage to distract me past the location of said object's new burial ground, and then pull my arm out of its socket as he bolts into the shrubs and pulls out his object of affection. I'm imagining he's been plotting this ever since I pried it from his jaws earlier in the day.



    That's an adorable story.. can you tell I'm totally into a man and his dogs??
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    Aug 02, 2010 11:41 PM GMT
    Up north last winter, Nana went fishing with my father [not] in law. She didn't understand the "catch and release" system, and as he was working on the latter she decided to help herself to the fish (hook and sinker, thankfully already off the line) and began running around in the snow with her trophy. After some time I managed to catch her and eventually got her to let go. (And he was there to pick up the fish.)

    Less messy was getting her to let go of our Chinchilla. I got to them a split second after she scooped him up lengthwise and he was fine other than muttering about his now wet-with-drool fur.

    Then there was the time she grabbed a box turtle. I think (with my partner banishing him to near the stream on the other side of the road).

    The woodchucks and racoons I technically didn't have to remove from her mouth (tried that once and ended up getting bit by the racoon, though I suppose it was worth it as she managed to get away... and a few weeks later deposted a couple newborns on our front doorstep).
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    Aug 03, 2010 12:00 AM GMT
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    wet tampon (snuck that one from a spilled garbage can....)



    YUCK!

    You've got me beat! My dogs have tried to eat poop when I take them for walks. Once, one brought a dead rat into the house on Christmas day when the family was over for dinner. I guess he felt he needed to bring a present also.
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    Aug 03, 2010 12:00 AM GMT
    MuscleComeBack said
    wet tampon (snuck that one from a spilled garbage can....)



    YUCK!

    You've got me beat! My dogs have tried to eat poop when I take them for walks. Once, one brought a dead rat into the house on Christmas day when the family was over for dinner. I guess he felt he needed to bring a present also.
  • Twenty_Someth...

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    Aug 03, 2010 12:01 AM GMT
    a used tampon in the grass at a local park!!!!!
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    Aug 03, 2010 12:09 AM GMT
    The bloody napkin my recently pulled wisdom teeth were wrapped in. The teeth were gone.
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    Aug 03, 2010 12:12 AM GMT
    A dead mouse that she and the cat were tossing back and forth for fun. A friend once pulled a dead muskrat from his dog's mouth. It was slightly mangled.
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    Aug 03, 2010 12:19 AM GMT
    Caesarea4 saidUp north last winter, Nana went fishing with my father [not] in law. She didn't understand the "catch and release" system, and as he was working on the latter she decided to help herself to the fish (hook and sinker, thankfully already off the line) and began running around in the snow with her trophy. After some time I managed to catch her and eventually got her to let go. (And he was there to pick up the fish.)

    Less messy was getting her to let go of our Chinchilla. I got to them a split second after she scooped him up lengthwise and he was fine other than muttering about his now wet-with-drool fur.

    Then there was the time she grabbed a box turtle. I think (with my partner banishing him to near the stream on the other side of the road).

    The woodchucks and racoons I technically didn't have to remove from her mouth (tried that once and ended up getting bit by the racoon, though I suppose it was worth it as she managed to get away... and a few weeks later deposted a couple newborns on our front doorstep).


    Now that's what you call "A Dog's Dog"...cool. Very cool.
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    Aug 03, 2010 12:23 AM GMT
    Cat litter and tampons - both from my roomie - seem to be the most common. However, I did come home to find her sitting on my bed, about 50% finished with a pump bottle of Wet she found somewhere... I didn't even know it was gone. She is a giant schnauzer so she had a full beard of lube and was laying in the wet puddle she created on my bed. Lovely!

    I think she would hunt anything that moves on four legs though... i think I would prefer critters over littler.
  • Geoedward

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    Aug 03, 2010 12:44 AM GMT
    A large frog. My dog's mouth was full of foam and it stunk. When some frogs feel they are in danger their body puts out a nasty coating. It makes a nasty smelling and I am sure tasting foam in the mouth of any animal that catches it. It is really gross. Most dogs spit it out pretty fast; my Emma didn't want to give it up. Emma is no longer with us but I have so many funny memories.
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    Aug 03, 2010 12:48 AM GMT
    Didn't exactly find it...
    Once my mom prepared some bread dough or something; needless to say, it disappeared. Apparently, my dog snatched it, but he was struggling swallowing it, which was hilarious... He would sit there, staring at us, all innocent and sh**, but... it looked like he was chewing a bubble gum; every time he chewed, it would blow a big bubble which really confused him.

    I cleaned him, no harm was done, but it was funny...
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    Aug 03, 2010 1:16 AM GMT
    These are all such GREAT stories... any wonder why I always say:
    "The more I know about people, the more I love animals"...
    PRICELESS!!! icon_lol.gif
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    Aug 03, 2010 1:29 AM GMT
    The guy I've started to see has a dog that I was seeing out in the yard eating something...I went over and saw that it was a big pile of shit...GOD...I shood him away from it and didn't allow him to lick me for a week.
    Poop Germs...yuck!
  • tkdmissile

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    Aug 03, 2010 1:37 AM GMT
    I think the worst two things that came out of my dog were a still inflated balloon and half of a Boba-Fett action figure but those didn't come out her mouthicon_eek.gif