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Jesus is that hot guy who works at Dunkin Donuts.
I know it was Jesus because it was engraved on his name tag.

that's blaspheme

paulflexes saidJesus is that hot guy who works at Dunkin Donuts.
I know it was Jesus because it was engraved on his name tag.

pronounced HAY-ZEUS

I think theyre referencing the regular GEE-SUS

ScottsSoHot said

paulflexes saidJesus is that hot guy who works at Dunkin Donuts.
I know it was Jesus because it was engraved on his name tag.

pronounced HAY-ZEUS

I think theyre referencing the regular GEE-SUS

I believe you dropped your sarcasm detector. You can borrow mine if you'd like.

thats definitely NOT Jesus...he has no holes in his hands!

ewe_nik saidthats definitely NOT Jesus...he has no holes in his hands!

paulflexes said

ScottsSoHot said

paulflexes saidJesus is that hot guy who works at Dunkin Donuts.
I know it was Jesus because it was engraved on his name tag.

pronounced HAY-ZEUS

I think theyre referencing the regular GEE-SUS

I believe you dropped your sarcasm detector. You can borrow mine if you'd like.

no thanks, but I might drop the soap for you sometime

Demon out! Demon out!

paulflexes saidJesus is that hot guy who works at Dunkin Donuts.
I know it was Jesus because it was engraved on his name tag.

Wait wait wait!



YOU...EAT...AT.....DUNKIN....DONUTS?

paulflexes said

ScottsSoHot said

paulflexes saidJesus is that hot guy who works at Dunkin Donuts.
I know it was Jesus because it was engraved on his name tag.

pronounced HAY-ZEUS

I think theyre referencing the regular GEE-SUS

I believe you dropped your sarcasm detector. You can borrow mine if you'd like.

I know, right?

Jesus is on everyone's side.

And, as pointed out above, the guy in the picture is a fake...no holes in the hands.

Stuart_Lanning_Jr saidThe biggest ideology that is attacked MOSTLY by Gay culture is that Jesus believed in both sides of the universe... Including his own very hands. For you to claim your GAY PHILOSOPHIES can explain that is an insult upon the cornerstone of humanity being that of pure choice. And the Gay culture is one of the most common today to take off on their own agenda without respecting even STILL Jesus's spirit died for that choice you have today in your most pathetic respect to GOD HIS FATHER HE NEVER MET... FUCK YOU ALL IS WHAT I SAY if you want to sacrifice the choice of another mans suffering for lustful indulgeances to this day and age. YOU WILL BECOME NOTHING MORE THAN CLAY... I will not bow down to your physically dependent spirit and nor will those that realize the root of YOUR FUCKING OWN HUMAN NATURE. BEGONE... And the world became physical reality....

Yikes! No more bitch juice for you. You get up on the wrong side of the bed? CHILL MAN!

Who knew that four of the Apostles were short Philipino gay guys

PE_Teacher said

Stuart_Lanning_Jr saidThe biggest ideology that is attacked MOSTLY by Gay culture is that Jesus believed in both sides of the universe... Including his own very hands. For you to claim your GAY PHILOSOPHIES can explain that is an insult upon the cornerstone of humanity being that of pure choice. And the Gay culture is one of the most common today to take off on their own agenda without respecting even STILL Jesus's spirit died for that choice you have today in your most pathetic respect to GOD HIS FATHER HE NEVER MET... FUCK YOU ALL IS WHAT I SAY if you want to sacrifice the choice of another mans suffering for lustful indulgeances to this day and age. YOU WILL BECOME NOTHING MORE THAN CLAY... I will not bow down to your physically dependent spirit and nor will those that realize the root of YOUR FUCKING OWN HUMAN NATURE. BEGONE... And the world became physical reality....

Yikes! No more bitch juice for you. You get up on the wrong side of the bed? CHILL MAN!

I don't even understand what he's trying to say... Someone translate!

paulflexes saidJesus is that hot guy who works at Dunkin Donuts.
I know it was Jesus because it was engraved on his name tag.

Were you not espousing healthy eating only a few days ago, Paul? Would that be the Dunkin Donuts Diet then?

ScottsSoHot said

paulflexes said

ScottsSoHot said

paulflexes saidJesus is that hot guy who works at Dunkin Donuts.
I know it was Jesus because it was engraved on his name tag.

pronounced HAY-ZEUS

I think theyre referencing the regular GEE-SUS

I believe you dropped your sarcasm detector. You can borrow mine if you'd like.

no thanks, but I might drop the soap for you sometime

I use liquid soap with a loofah, but I guess that can be dropped too.

Mil8 said

paulflexes saidJesus is that hot guy who works at Dunkin Donuts.
I know it was Jesus because it was engraved on his name tag.

Were you not espousing healthy eating only a few days ago? Would that be the Dunkin Donuts Diet then?

That was last year...haven't eaten there in a long time.
But when I get back home, I may just go there for coffee to see if Jesus is still there.

Jesus, not heyzuse, walked among the lepers. Of course he'd be on our side if I was alive today, I mean, he. Oops. God is going to be pissed at me AGAIN! He never lets up! Cure this! Cure that! Sorry, you thought you had it easy?

Another fraternity initiation gone horribly wrong.

Stuart_Lanning_Jr said

ewe_nik said

PE_Teacher said

Stuart_Lanning_Jr saidThe biggest ideology that is attacked MOSTLY by Gay culture is that Jesus believed in both sides of the universe... Including his own very hands. For you to claim your GAY PHILOSOPHIES can explain that is an insult upon the cornerstone of humanity being that of pure choice. And the Gay culture is one of the most common today to take off on their own agenda without respecting even STILL Jesus's spirit died for that choice you have today in your most pathetic respect to GOD HIS FATHER HE NEVER MET... FUCK YOU ALL IS WHAT I SAY if you want to sacrifice the choice of another mans suffering for lustful indulgeances to this day and age. YOU WILL BECOME NOTHING MORE THAN CLAY... I will not bow down to your physically dependent spirit and nor will those that realize the root of YOUR FUCKING OWN HUMAN NATURE. BEGONE... And the world became physical reality....

Yikes! No more bitch juice for you. You get up on the wrong side of the bed? CHILL MAN!

I don't even understand what he's trying to say... Someone translate!

Because you are trying to translate the words from those that have longpast died before you... SHED YOUR OWN CROSS or call nobody names. Jesus was a man that lived without the luxury of some fucking 12 step program that never came to his fucking rescue in time. HOWEVER, he is well aware of the roaches that are clandestinely seeking the vestiges of his soul.

Somebody's drunk...









Have some water and lie down, hun

He is on drug

I read the bible from cover to cover... new testament and old testament.. and I could not find one single passage stating marriage is for one man and one woman... or anything even remotely stating two people of the same sex cannot marry.

The bible simply does not say anything about it.

I believe it was Genesis 2:24 or Mark 10:7

"Therefore shall a man leave his father and his mother, and shall cleave unto his wife: and they shall be one flesh"