i want to get on steroids.

  • noviceprime

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    Aug 06, 2010 5:54 PM GMT
    ok first of all i dont need anyone to tell me to work out or get on whey protein or eat right...save your breath. im looking for members who are on realjock who uses steroids. i would like to know where you purchase yours as ive been researching online but i dont want to end up buying the fake products. please im me or send me a message with a link. AGAIN spare your breath for those who want to share their input on what i should do. I have made up my mind. so so please if you use a specific type please email me with a website link thats LEGITIMATE so that i can get on my first cycle. Thank you.
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    Aug 06, 2010 9:48 PM GMT
    Dear Rj,

    I'm planing the premeditated homicide of my significant other, spare me the moral high ground I'm just looking for those who have pushed their husbands down the stairs and gotten away with it and who might like to assist me in the process.

    Please and Thanks icon_twisted.gif

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    Aug 06, 2010 10:03 PM GMT
    http://lmgtfy.com/?q=legal+steroids+usa&l=1
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    Aug 06, 2010 10:05 PM GMT
    1) Apart from convincing a physician to prescribe them to you, the "realness" of any steroid you buy on the black market is always going to be suspect. It's like asking someone to tell you how to buy pure, arsenic-free, uncut cocaine. The only way to find out if what you have in the vial is real, is to send it to a lab to test; and that test consumes the contents of the vial; and there is no way to assume that all the other vials in the box are the same. Drug dealers are out to make money, not help you get bigger. Just keep that in mind.

    2) While in Canada, possession of anabolic steroids is not a crime, I believe it might be in the US. You're asking someone to trust that you're not a sting looking to bust some small-time (or big-time) users/dealers. I doubt any serious dealers would mail-order to you, so really, your only hope is to find someone local, just like any other illicit drug.

    3) Even if someone who has a dealer wanted to help you, Sending you easily tapped electronic information threatens their own supply, reliable or not.

    The bottom line is that if you're going to choose to use steroids, go do your own homework. There are entire websites dedicated to steroid use. Almost all of them forbid the discussion of how to get steroids for a reason.
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    Aug 06, 2010 10:06 PM GMT
    MsclDrew saidDear Rj,

    I'm planing the premeditated homicide of my significant other, spare me the moral high ground I'm just looking for those who have pushed their husbands down the stairs and gotten away with it and who might like to assist me in the process.

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    HAHAHAHA!!!!! Hilarious!
  • Rowing_Ant

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    Aug 06, 2010 10:07 PM GMT
    Ive been told by an American friend of mine who plays football andis also a coach..that something called TestStack is very good. Not sure if it has steroids in it but my mate swears by it!
  • noviceprime

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    Aug 06, 2010 10:19 PM GMT
    but how do i get a hold of it..as i see the muscle heads in the gyms but isnt it kinda rude to just ask them if they are on the juice....like seriously im not naive to think they got all that muscle on hard work. Im interested on starting d-bol but i wont take too much..just a small amount to jump start my training. The problem is i dont know how to get the real stuff. I wish it was easy to find a source of production like weed.
  • Rowing_Ant

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    Aug 06, 2010 10:21 PM GMT
    LOL! quite

    A personal trainer friend of mine "recommends" them to his clients as supps and is a dealer....sort of. lol To my mind thats highly unprofessional, but hes obviously a user.

    You can get hormonal products like Test Stack on line....
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    Aug 06, 2010 10:35 PM GMT
    noviceprime saidbut how do i get a hold of it..as i see the muscle heads in the gyms but isnt it kinda rude to just ask them if they are on the juice....like seriously im not naive to think they got all that muscle on hard work. Im interested on starting d-bol but i wont take too much..just a small amount to jump start my training. The problem is i dont know how to get the real stuff. I wish it was easy to find a source of production like weed.



    It's not rude but you'll NEVER get someone who is on juice to admit it. Especially someone you don't even know. If you ask someone obviously on steroids at the gym what he takes he will tell you whey protein and creatine. It's an absurd answer but it's also an absurd question. You can't expect someone doing something illegal to readily admit it to a stranger. Your best bet is to befriend some bodybuilders and gain their trust.
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    Aug 06, 2010 10:49 PM GMT
    ummm. I've had more than one person tell me they use them. Some of them were dates icon_wink.gif I'm not sure what I feel about the whole subject as I use other illegal substances from time to time.

    There are "smarter" ways of using these things, and "dumber" ways. Don't be dumb. Be educated about what you're getting into... ALWAYS.
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    Aug 06, 2010 10:56 PM GMT
    noviceprime saidbut how do i get a hold of it..as i see the muscle heads in the gyms but isnt it kinda rude to just ask them if they are on the juice....like seriously im not naive to think they got all that muscle on hard work. Im interested on starting d-bol but i wont take too much..just a small amount to jump start my training. The problem is i dont know how to get the real stuff. I wish it was easy to find a source of production like weed.



    While i'm not going to take the easy route yet.. i have been reading a bunch.

    Try this site:

    http://tnation.t-nation.com/free_online_forum/sports_training_performance_bodybuilding_gear/steroid_planning?id=1879427&pageNo=0
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    Aug 06, 2010 11:04 PM GMT
    wow..If I was stupid, I don't think I'd write a post telling everyone that.

    Vainity is very interesting.....

    WTF
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    Aug 06, 2010 11:05 PM GMT
    Let's face it -- the real problem in life is that other guys are hotter than we are, and it's just not fair. We spend a lot of time working hard in the gym, buying the expensive gay designer clothes, leasing a Jeep despite constantly having the stereo stolen, tanning our skin, bleaching our moles, whitening our teeth, and darkening our hair, and yet other guys keep being hotter than we are. Some would say it's okay, that everyone is who they are and they should learn to love themselves for who they really are, and less hot guys feeling bad about themselves is just part of life. Well no, it's not just part of life, it's inferiority harassment, and we don't have to take it!

    But rather than turn to steroids for a solution, I think it's much cheaper, and not any less illegal, to just take a lead pipe and break the collarbone on anyone you see who is more muscular than you. That way they have to stop working out, and you can catch up to them and not have to feel inferior any more. Plus, you get to keep your testicles outside your abdomen and don't get that distinctively creepy belly bulge that somehow manages to simultaneously look both like great washboard abs and the bloated side effect of some consumptive disease.
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    Aug 06, 2010 11:08 PM GMT
    Dumbass, party of one, your table is now ready. Oh, you'd like 'juice', pills and your balls to shrink? Coming right up!
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    Aug 06, 2010 11:17 PM GMT
    Okay, not going to tell you to work out or get on whey protein or eat right.

    You are, however, nowhere near big enough or experienced enough in the gym for steroids to be of optimal assistance to you. The huge guys in the gym? They very likely only started doing 'roids once they were way past beginner growth.

    Also, 'roids are gross.
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    Aug 06, 2010 11:17 PM GMT
    Roids are probably the safest "supplement" you can buy, IF you do them right.
    Ask your doctor. That is the best way to do it correctly.
    It's the people who fuck up and do too much who get roid rage and other ill side effects.
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    Aug 06, 2010 11:23 PM GMT
    Roids are for pussies who don't have the discipline or self control or patience to work out and gain the real way.
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    Aug 06, 2010 11:30 PM GMT
    ....right on Progress...the lazy man (and woman's) approach...hard work and a good diet plus whatever genetics you have is the only safe way...


    ....icon_eek.gifwho wants to end up looking like a condom stuffed with walnuts?
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    Aug 06, 2010 11:35 PM GMT
    tiren said

    You are, however, nowhere near big enough or experienced enough in the gym for steroids to be of optimal assistance to you. The huge guys in the gym? They very likely only started doing 'roids once they were way past beginner growth.



    I'm no expert on 'roids, but, yeah, that's my understanding. The OP, if he is indeed serious about this and isn't just trolling, will probably be wasting his money while he possibly endangers his health. Judging from his pics, he'd have to be a good deal more muscular before he'd get much help from using 'roids. They don't just magically make you muscular out of nowhere.
  • noviceprime

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    Aug 07, 2010 4:51 PM GMT
    ok i wont go on steroids....for now..ill wait until im 26
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    Aug 07, 2010 4:58 PM GMT
    noviceprime saidok i wont go on steroids....for now..ill wait until im 26
    Probably a very wise decision. Just make sure you do your research (via asking doctors, etc.) before jumping on the first batch of test you get your hands on. I haven't used it myself because my natural fatassness makes it easy for me to bulk. I have, however, known many people who have used them, and that is the advice they gave.
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    Aug 07, 2010 5:00 PM GMT
    Progress saidRoids are for pussies who don't have the discipline or self control or patience to work out and gain the real way.


    A-fucking-men to that.
  • Webster666

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    Aug 07, 2010 7:20 PM GMT
    knightrider2009 saidGreat counseling! Anyone else wants to destroy their body, take on fake muscle, lose their ability to perform in bed and become just a pile of unhealthy rubbish?

    Go on, be my guest! icon_cool.gif





    You're obviously speaking out of gross ignorance.

    To the OP:
    Do not buy steroids on line !! There are a million scams.
    A personal trainer (who looks like he's on steroids) is the best source.
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    Aug 07, 2010 9:00 PM GMT
    Why dont you just do like us,work-out and live an active lifestyle instead of destroying your life with steroids.
    You can still have an awesome body without them. I stopped those horrible whey protein and my body looks better than before.
    Just work out,eat well and have fun icon_biggrin.gif
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    Aug 07, 2010 9:13 PM GMT
    dude, get creative. If u see a meathead lookin dude at ur gym, that looks like he's on steroids, go ask him if he knows where to get anymore.

    Certain steroids will have u gain weight, others will slim u down, they call it "shredding"

    First, you're supposed to bulk up and just gain tons of muscle mass, once u do that u "shred" by slimming down and becoming toned and cut.
    So you'll have big muscles, but you'll also be toned and cut as well.


    Try internet. Dianabol is a roid to get u going.