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  • GQjock

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    Aug 16, 2010 11:08 AM GMT
    New Edition Of Bible Specifically Mentions Second Amendment
    August 14, 2010 | ISSUE 46•32
    http://www.theonion.com/articles/new-edition-of-bible-specifically-mentions-second,17882/

    CHICAGO—A new translation of the Bible released this week directly mentions the Second Amendment on eight occasions, and includes a version of Psalm 23 that begins, "The Lord is my shepherd, and the right of the people to keep and bear arms shall not be infringed." Positive early feedback praised the new edition for its clean design, readability, and beautiful rendering of proverbs that condemn the foolish ban on semiautomatic weapons for personal use. "For the Lord your God walks in the midst of your camp, to deliver you and give your enemies over to you," Deuteronomy 23:14 reads. "Your camp shall be holy, and if that means exercising your constitutional right to purchase a firearm, then that's your own damn business." The leather-bound book also comes with a handsomely crafted carrying case and a fully loaded, nickel-plated Glock 17 8mm.


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    Aug 16, 2010 12:23 PM GMT
    LOL. Probably. They'd also mention DOMA. ;)
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    Aug 16, 2010 12:39 PM GMT
    GQjock saidThe leather-bound book also comes with a handsomely crafted carrying case and a fully loaded, nickel-plated Glock 17 8mm.
    Sold!!! icon_biggrin.gif