Dumped at 500 ft. What should I do?

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    Aug 17, 2010 12:44 AM GMT
    I'm posting this from 500 feet in the air. Thank (your deity) that I have an air card. My boyfriend just jumped out of our beautiful balloon into a burning lake of fire. He jumped without a parachute, which I think is meaningful, but perhaps I'm reading too much into that. Now, I'm stuck up here in this beautiful balloon with nobody but the one legged woman who pilots this thing. While I do have an amputee fetish, she is still a girl and I mean, like yuck, right? Anyway, any advice you guys could give me would be greatly appreciated.

    "When are you gonna come down? When are you going to land?"
    Elton John

    "Up up and away in my beautiful balloon"
    The Fifth Dimension
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    Aug 17, 2010 1:08 AM GMT
    i personally don't think that this situation warrants an automatic veto for a future relationship with this guy. however, the odds of that future relationship appear low, so it would be in your best interest not to consider that a possibility*













    *borrowed post from another rj thread
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    Aug 17, 2010 1:17 AM GMT
    Spread your arms, flap them, and pretend to fly.
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    Aug 17, 2010 1:19 AM GMT
    Just one question... what the hell are you smokin' ??? icon_rolleyes.gif
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    Aug 17, 2010 1:54 AM GMT


    Oh Myicon_eek.gif
  • Timbales

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    Aug 17, 2010 1:57 AM GMT
    Tell Eileen to land the balloon near a peanut butter factory.
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    Aug 17, 2010 2:48 AM GMT
    Inhale DEEPLY and finish that bowl!...Hit it ...TURN IT RED! LOL!icon_lol.gif
  • HndsmKansan

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    Aug 17, 2010 2:50 AM GMT
    Steve, I'm trying to tie this into some sort of political statement.... I just haven't
    tied em yet.....LOL

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    Aug 17, 2010 5:20 AM GMT
    I've been working with the internet for over a decade and never have I run into a circumstance like this... Or even close. You are hopefully landed by now but I sure hope you enjoyed your ride. I was trying to talk my Grandmother into going on with me years ago but, she decided they weren't safe because around the same time one burned down in San Diego. I guess even hellocopter ride would have been safer but, neither one of us like those either.icon_biggrin.gif

    This post is pretty funny actually.icon_lol.gif
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    Aug 17, 2010 5:23 AM GMT
    Sporty_g saidInhale DEEPLY and finish that bowl!...Hit it ...TURN IT RED! LOL!icon_lol.gif
    OMG I would love to get stoned in a hot air balloon! icon_lol.gif
  • commoncoll

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    Aug 17, 2010 5:26 AM GMT
    McGay saidI'm posting this from 500 feet in the air. Thank (your deity) that I have an air card. My boyfriend just jumped out of our beautiful balloon into a burning lake of fire. He jumped without a parachute, which I think is meaningful, but perhaps I'm reading too much into that. Now, I'm stuck up here in this beautiful balloon with nobody but the one legged woman who pilots this thing. While I do have an amputee fetish, she is still a girl and I mean, like yuck, right? Anyway, any advice you guys could give me would be greatly appreciated.

    "When are you gonna come down? When are you going to land?"
    Elton John

    "Up up and away in my beautiful balloon"
    The Fifth Dimension

    You're funny. Quite trying to make fun of other people's troubles. Some people just need an outsider's perspective.
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    Aug 18, 2010 11:34 AM GMT
    "Some people just need an outsider's perspective."

    OK - here's my outsider's perspective - you're a dolt.
  • cowboyathlete

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    Aug 18, 2010 11:52 AM GMT
    Friendsrbetter saidJust one question... what the hell are you smokin' ??? icon_rolleyes.gif
    LMAO
  • Space_Cowboy_...

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    Aug 18, 2010 11:56 AM GMT
    OMG just do this "Whatever I'm getting cheese fries"
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    Aug 18, 2010 12:42 PM GMT
    Now that is an out of body experience!