Best Dirty Song EVER!

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    Aug 18, 2010 3:41 PM GMT
    Who's the dirtiest?

    My submission:
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    Lil Kim feat Sisqo - How Many Licks
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    Aug 18, 2010 7:07 PM GMT
  • KepaArg

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    Aug 20, 2010 12:47 AM GMT
    I LOVE the Sugababes.

    My submission is ''Put It In Your Mouth'', it's just dirty.
    http://soundcloud.com/fly-kite-media/put-it-in-your-mouth-1
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    Aug 20, 2010 12:49 AM GMT
    Bloodhound Gang - Bad touch

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    Aug 20, 2010 12:50 AM GMT
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    Aug 20, 2010 12:55 AM GMT
    A great song from 1986. No one even comes close to Karen Finley.
    Lyrics:

    You don't own me bastard,
    you fuckin' asshole,
    you wanna suck my pussy
    well let me suck your dick
    suck your dick bastard bitch
    oh I wanna get your wiener in my ass
    well I got your fuckin' cock and it's in my twat good
    I'm not gonna give it up you piece of shit
    You can't own me like you have
    Just start licking that little pussy juice and maybe I'll take that clit
    Put it on your face bastard put it on your mind
    Let me tell you how I take the yams
    Oh I stick it it up my granny's ass
    She's a real real nice granny
    And I never touch her snatch
    cause she's my granny
    Oh and I love her ass
    And I take those Belgian waffles
    Oh I smear it up her crack
    And I put it up her butthole
    Cause I love those Belgian waffles
    And I'll take that Belgian beer
    Oh I'm cummin' Oh I'm cummin'
    Get me off Get me off
    Suck my nub Suck my nub
    Suck my tit Suck my clit
    Mama mama you are suckin' your granny
    Oh you are fuckin' your sister too
    And I've got those mulatto children and I've got them under my dress
    Get me cummin' boy, I'll suck your weiner for you
    You don't know what's like to be finger fucked
    You wish you could be a baby maker
    Oh you wish, you just wanna be fucked in your ass but you'll never know what it's like
    Cause I've got those multiple orgasms and I'm cummin' every night
    Just suck me off just suck my tits just get me goin' right.
    Oh make me a tit sandwich
    I want my granny's ass I want me a twat
    I want your weiner in my mouth
    I want those weiners in my cock
    Oh I got a cock too. It's called a clitoris and you never knew what
    And I'm gonna shit in your ears
    Oh shit boy, just shit in my mouth
    Oh fuck me you bastard bitch
    Let me piss in your mouth
    I'm gonna shit on you I'm gonna pull that cock I'm gonna tug at those balls
    Oh let me suck those balls
    I'm gonna take a big brown hot steamin' shit on you
    I'm gonna make you come
    I'm on the subway with those bums and they're tweakin' my tits
    Oh baby I just want you
    Oh I'm swimmin' in piss and suckin' my tits
    Oh you're fuckin' your granny and you're fuckin your girl
    You wish you had a clit, but you've only got cock
    Oh I've got Belgian waffles up my twat
    I've got beer up my pussy
    Cause I've got the clit, I've got the master action
    Just listen here Mr. Horse...
    Drop that ghetto blaster!



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    Aug 20, 2010 12:56 AM GMT
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    hahaha
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    Aug 20, 2010 1:07 AM GMT
    Janet Jackson - Would You Mind



    Cazwell - Ice Cream Truck



    One's a hot song, the other's a hot video. Enjoy. haha.
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    Aug 20, 2010 1:25 AM GMT


    Johnny Mcgovern comes to mind
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    Aug 20, 2010 3:20 AM GMT
    From the early 80s...before Madonna...Berlin's "Sex (I'm A)







    Feel the fire, feel my love inside you it's so right
    There's the sound and the smell of love in my mind
    I'm a toy, come and play with me, say the word now
    Wrap your legs around mine and ride me tonight

    I'm a man - I'm a goddess
    I'm a man - Well I'm a virgin
    I'm a man - I'm a blue movie
    I'm a man - I'm a bitch
    I'm a man - I'm a geisha
    I'm a man - I'm a little girl
    And we make love together

    Slip and slide in your wet delight, feel the blood flow
    Not too fast, don't be slow, my love's in your hands

    I'm a man - I'm a boy
    I'm a man - Well I'm your mother
    I'm a man - I'm a one night stand
    I'm a man - Am I bi
    I'm a man - I'm a slave
    I'm a man - I'm a little girl
    And we make love together

    Skin to skin, tongue to oooh! Come on honey hold tight
    Come inside, it's a passion play just for you
    Let's get lost in that magic place all alone now
    Drink your fill from my fountain of love, wet your lips

    I'm a man - I'm a teaser
    I'm a man - Well I'm a virgin
    I'm a man - I'm a one night stand
    I'm a man - I'm a drug
    I'm a man - Well I'm your slave
    I'm a man - I'm a dream divine
    And we make love together

    I'm a man - I'm a goddess
    I'm a man - I'm a hooker
    I'm a man - I'm a blue movie
    I'm a man - I'm a slut
    I'm a man - I'm a geisha
    I'm a man - I'm babe
    I'm a man - I'm a dream divine
    And we make love together
    And we'll make love forever
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    Aug 20, 2010 3:25 AM GMT
    also this one from the same era....Soft Cell...."Sex Dwarf"



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    Aug 20, 2010 3:36 AM GMT
  • disasterpiece

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    Aug 20, 2010 5:36 AM GMT
    A classic, from the '90s ! Wiggle wiggle !



    And for the frenchies/quebeckers that can understand, that's the filthiest lyrics I've ever heard. I mean, it's just disgusting hahaha

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    Aug 20, 2010 6:00 AM GMT
    this whole thread iz ceeruslay vanilla.....lolz
    all the songs here r mayb suggestive but they aint dirty. with the excepshun of 2 R-songs in diz thread, everythang iz just pg-14.

    for a dirty song to be ckool its got to have a nice beat and some nasty lyrics. i know lots of nasty lyric songs, but the only one i can think rite now dats maybe nasty and catchy is diz...but im sure there are some others out there icon_cool.gif

    i had a short term gf that used to rap this for me in private a coupla yrs ago. it used to crack me up cuz she was whiter than a white cracker ghost....but that baby sure had bubbleback....lolz



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    Aug 20, 2010 6:15 AM GMT
    nine inch nails closer. any song that has that says i want to fuck u like a aminal i want to feel u from the inside has my vote.
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    Aug 20, 2010 6:22 AM GMT
    Triguy013 saidWho's the dirtiest?

    My submission:
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    Lil Kim feat Sisqo - How Many Licks
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    I completely love this song!!!..

    moving on..... icon_smile.gif
    eh my song is not really dirty.. i just like it lol
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    Aug 20, 2010 6:26 AM GMT



    "woof"
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    Aug 20, 2010 7:11 AM GMT
    nycjosh saidthis whole thread iz ceeruslay vanilla.....lolz
    all the songs here r mayb suggestive but they aint dirty. with the excepshun of 2 R-songs in diz thread, everythang iz just pg-14.

    for a dirty song to be ckool its got to have a nice beat and some nasty lyrics. i know lots of nasty lyric songs, but the only one i can think rite now dats maybe nasty and catchy is diz...but im sure there are some others out there icon_cool.gif

    i had a short term gf that used to rap this for me in private a coupla yrs ago. it used to crack me up cuz she was whiter than a white cracker ghost....but that baby sure had bubbleback....lolz




    Allz i got to say for this choice is : mmm hmm





    Gurrrrrrl, dat waz da jam back in middle school. Wonder how many babies were made to da song. icon_razz.gif


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    Aug 20, 2010 7:25 AM GMT
    ya llnasty
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    Aug 20, 2010 7:35 AM GMT
    My vote:

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    Aug 20, 2010 7:46 AM GMT