Top 10 Reasons Gay Marriage Should Be Illegal

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    Aug 20, 2010 3:19 AM GMT
    01) Being gay is not natural. Real Americans always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, and air conditioning.
    02) Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall.
    03) Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract.
    04) Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn’t changed at all like many of the principles on which this great country was founded; women are still property, blacks still can’t marry whites, and divorce is still illegal.
    05) Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were allowed; the sanctity of marriages like Britney Spears’ 55-hour just-for-fun marriage would be destroyed.
    06) Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. Gay couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn’t be allowed to marry because our orphanages aren’t full yet, and the world needs more children.
    07) Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight parents only raise straight children.
    08. Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country. That’s why we have only one religion in America.
    09) Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model at home. That’s why we as a society expressly forbid single parents to raise children.
    10) Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could never adapt to new social norms. Just like we haven’t adapted to cars, the service-sector economy, or longer life spans. .


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    Aug 20, 2010 3:33 AM GMT
    Amusing sarcasm, though you're mostly preaching to the choir here. I say mostly, because we do have a contingent here of right-wingers, who do hate gays, and do actually believe the things you listed, and we're at constant war with them, as they try to disrupt, disorganize, distract and demoralize us. Perhaps you've already figured out who they are.
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    Aug 20, 2010 5:28 AM GMT
    I lol'd...
    and then I frowned realizing that there are too many people who really believe those things you wrote.
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    Aug 20, 2010 5:37 AM GMT
    I like the term Gay Marriage, and support it 100%.
    I also think the meaning of the word "gay" should be given back to it's original meaning: Happy.
    Once that's done, then they're only cutting their own throats when they speak against gay marriage. icon_wink.gif
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    Aug 20, 2010 6:29 AM GMT
    I know right?

    What next people marring animals just cause they want to??
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    Aug 20, 2010 6:33 AM GMT
    AmdragN_Joe saidI know right?

    What next people marring animals just cause they want to??
    Next on Jerry Springer:
    wikiMay 1998 - The Jerry Springer Show had an episode titled "I Married a Horse!". The show was ultimately not aired by many stations on the planned date, apparently due to concerns about the acceptability of broadcasting an episode in which a man admitted to a long term emotional and sexual relationship of this kind. The man and his horse later participated in a British documentary on the subject.
    Source: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Human-animal_marriage icon_lol.gif
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    Aug 20, 2010 6:38 AM GMT
    Hahahaha, 07) is my favorite!

    Yes, people do believe this shit.

    This country is fucked up!