I'm gonna F*** you so hard you won't be able to sit for weeks...

  • SirEllingtonB...

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    Aug 22, 2010 8:03 AM GMT
    icon_eek.gif Um... no... that's, uh, that's okay. Thanks, though...

    So here's the deal: my high school boyfriend left for college earlier this week so we had a romantic weekend to ourselves before he left... which led to wild, raunchy sex. Having gotten tested earlier that week and received negative test results, we decided to bareback it but stupidly decided not to use lube.

    Details aside, that was last Sunday and it's been nearly a week and I'm still sore from our debaucherous activities. Simply put, he literally tore me a new one. It's been a week, though, so I'm just wondering what course of action I should take - go to the doctors and let them check it out or just painfully try to continue sitting on my ass and let time heal all wounds. Suggestions and unrelated comments are welcome :-]
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    Aug 22, 2010 9:23 AM GMT
    Sounds like a great time to meicon_smile.gif
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    Aug 22, 2010 11:51 AM GMT
    hauptstimme saidSounds like a great time to meicon_smile.gif

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  • DCEric

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    Aug 22, 2010 11:54 AM GMT
    Suggestion: Use lube next time.
  • LJay

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    Aug 22, 2010 12:15 PM GMT
    Sounds like it's time to visit the local gay-friendly clinic.

    And while you are at it stock up on lube.

    What you did was dumb, but chalk it up to the sins of your youth. Do not let the boyfriend off the hook, either. He should know what happened. Nothing wrong with having fun, but you have to take care of yourself while doing it. Get checked out, get well, and learn from this.

    And yes, like anyone who is no longer 18, I am a bit jealous of your good times.
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    Aug 22, 2010 1:19 PM GMT
    Yow! Use lube! Or at least spit, something! Anyway, I try to be respectful of those hot little bottoms while in, ah, "pursuit." I'd go see your physician, or medically inclined gay friendly clinic.
    I have heard similar stories and most turn out to be just painful and a good lessons learned, but one account I heard involved a glass dildo/Christmas gift, which resulted in the guy needing a touch of surgury; talk about a "crappy" gift.
    Another story involved a guy getting a painful abcess.
    See a doctor! He might be hot! At least the exam could be fun..
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    Aug 22, 2010 1:37 PM GMT
    I'm sure all that anal tearing won't get infected. I mean, open wound + poop can only be a pleasant thing right?
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    Aug 22, 2010 1:56 PM GMT
    Heya Buddy-

    Sorry in advance if this comes across as too paternal...but i saw that you were 18 and i am thinking...wow, i'm feeling like "Dad" now...

    I'm glad you had fun with your boyfriend before he headed off to college. Sorry about the injury. Most of the time, if it is an anal tear, these things heal within a few days, but to be on the safe side, why not get yourself lined up with a gay or gay friendly doc so that when there is an emergency, you know where to go to for help.

    In San Diego, your community center has a terrific resource here:
    http://www.thecentersd.org/healthservices.php

    The list is not an endorsement, rather it's a referral source.

    It's not a bad idea to get familiar with a doc you'll like so when you don't need a doc so that when you do there's no mad rush and no crazy waits. The wait time to get a new primary care physician around the country is now at an average of 5 weeks.

    Best of luck,
    Perry from Philly

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    Aug 22, 2010 2:07 PM GMT
    I really wouldn't worry, it'll heal... I've heard it taking over a week to heal before. It happens... If it's like 2 weeks and it's not getting better or you notice something else, then yeah maybe I'd go to the doc or something.
  • neosyllogy

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    Aug 22, 2010 2:18 PM GMT
    I.... is... is that even possible?icon_eek.gif
    No especially informed opinion on this one, but I'd probably check with the doc. My guess is it'd be fine, but I want my arse ropes in good working order.
    ("arse ropes" is the original english term BTW, invented for the first English translation of the bible.)
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    Aug 22, 2010 2:52 PM GMT
    Hahaha wow idk what to say ;3
  • rnch

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    Aug 22, 2010 2:56 PM GMT
    I can't ever recall being THAT horny...but I haven't been your age for a looonnngggg time. icon_eek.gif
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    Aug 22, 2010 3:28 PM GMT
    EpicFailWin.jpg
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    Aug 22, 2010 3:34 PM GMT
    No lube?

    His penis must be below average in size, or your ass is as loose as a 60-year-old whore's pussy.
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    Aug 22, 2010 3:36 PM GMT
    Gloppy saidR.I.C.E. = Rest, Ice, Compression, Elevation. icon_lol.gif



    HAHAHHAHA
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    Aug 22, 2010 3:39 PM GMT
    Gloppy saidR.I.C.E. = Rest, Ice, Compression, Elevation. icon_lol.gif


    Omg I thought,
    ew, you want him to apply rice to his tore up ass?!
    That WAS gonna be my lunch! icon_lol.gif

    Good times...icon_wink.gif
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    Aug 22, 2010 3:50 PM GMT
    Unless your anus/rectum is prolapsed or you LITERALLY have a puncture wound in your colon from the event, you will be fine.

    For gawd sakes baby boy, use lube next time!
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    Aug 22, 2010 3:54 PM GMT
    reppaT saidNo lube?

    His penis must be below average in size, or your ass is as loose as a 60-year-old whore's pussy.


    WIN!!! This is the laugh of the day.
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    Aug 22, 2010 3:56 PM GMT
    use preparation h for less friction...or a comparable anal pain reliever.
    you won't forget him in a while...ouch/woof.
  • SirEllingtonB...

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    Aug 22, 2010 4:21 PM GMT
    this totally made my morning - viel dank, Jungs icon_lol.gif
  • swimjohn

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    Aug 22, 2010 4:22 PM GMT
    viveutvivas saidI guess that's one way to ensure you stay faithful. icon_cool.gif


    haha never thought of this icon_razz.gif
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    Mar 01, 2011 8:36 AM GMT
    Your fault for not using lube!

    You may see yourself P****ING blood clots, my bf said it sometimes happens (even when we use lube), but it is nothing too serious...


    unless your anus is oozing blood out like a pregnant woman delivering a baby, you are fine.

    if it still hurts after 3 days, go see a doctor.
  • danisnotstr8

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    Mar 01, 2011 8:57 AM GMT
    You need to be drug out behind a shed and shot five time times in the head.