do ya'll have any order of body parts washed when you shower/bathe?

  • rnch

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    Aug 25, 2010 4:19 PM GMT
    i scrub face and scalp first, then arm pits, then work from the neck dow to the toes.

    anyone else this anal-retentative methodical? icon_lol.gif
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    Aug 25, 2010 4:46 PM GMT
    Haha, I usually wash things in the same order as well but in a different route!

    I do my face first as I use a special facial wash for that.

    Then I do my dick and balls, armpits, chest and stomach, arms, legs, then butt and back. I do my asshole last, then I'm done :-)
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    Aug 25, 2010 5:03 PM GMT
    Amusing thread, but I'll play along, with a legitimate answer:

    I shower from the top down, starting with shampooing my hair. I wash my face at the same time with the shampoo. I seldom use conditioner, but if I do, for special dress-up occasions afterwards, I then apply it after rinsing my hair and leave it on.

    Then I simply soap myself from top to feet, in linear order. I take a final rinse, including my hair again if I used conditioner. And BTW, I towel-off in the same order: hair first, and my body from top to feet. It mostly has to do with gravity, and how water runs.

    I suppose that makes me obsessively methodical, too. But I just consider it logical, one of those little ADLs I've found simplifies my life and makes routine things automatic and effortless.
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    Aug 25, 2010 5:22 PM GMT
    I shave first in the sink then apply face wash, then i get into the shower. I rinse the face wash off, then shampoo my hair rinse that out then apply conditioner.
    then I wash from the neck down with body wash. then I rinse the conditioner from my hair then rinse the body
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    Aug 25, 2010 5:56 PM GMT
    From my head to my toes is the way it goes...

    -hair (twice a week w/ Vive Pro for Men, otherwise skip to...)
    -face (with Clean n' Clear face soap)
    -arms (any ol' deodorant soap bar, hate the gel soap)
    -pits
    -chest
    -dick/balls
    -asshole**
    -legs
    -feet
    -back of neck
    -back
    -butt
    -asshole again because it's that hairy to deal with**

    **I try to take a crap right before the shower so I can have a fresh, clean anus all day.
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    Aug 25, 2010 7:32 PM GMT
    bigeasydude saidFrom my head to my toes is the way it goes...

    -hair (twice a week w/ Vive Pro for Men, otherwise skip to...)
    -face (with Clean n' Clear face soap)
    -arms (any ol' deodorant soap bar, hate the gel soap)
    -pits
    -chest
    -dick/balls
    -asshole**
    -legs
    -feet
    -back of neck
    -back
    -butt
    -asshole again because it's that hairy to deal with**

    **I try to take a crap right before the shower so I can have a fresh, clean anus all day.



    Mkay.. the whole thread verges on TMI, but you really ran with it.... WAY TMI

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    Aug 25, 2010 7:49 PM GMT
    This thread and all responses are useless without videos.
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    Aug 25, 2010 9:36 PM GMT
    Hmm, be careful what you wish for, Paul.
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    Aug 25, 2010 9:40 PM GMT
    Hair
    torso front
    arms
    torso back
    privates (front and back)
    legs top to bottom
    face
    neck
    (the last part never made much sense to myself, but I never changed it either... habit I guess)
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    Aug 25, 2010 9:46 PM GMT
    Hair, face, armpits, chest/stomach/, back, personal areas, legs, feet and then repeat armpits and personal areas. I am anal retentive about it- even my routine after showering. The night before I lay out the razor, toothbrush, q-tips, products, etc. across the bathroom counter in the order I will use them.
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    Aug 25, 2010 9:46 PM GMT
    bigeasydude saidFrom my head to my toes is the way it goes...

    -hair (w/ Vive Pro for Men, ..)
    -face (face scrub)
    -arms (any ol' deodorant soap bar, )
    -pits
    -chest
    -back of neck
    -dick/balls
    -asshole**
    -legs
    -feet
    -back
    -butt
    -asshole again because it's that hairy to deal with**

    **I try to take a crap right before the shower so I can have a fresh, clean anus all day.


    All the above sounds like me except made a couple switches in order
    Basically 1st hair, then face. and then work down with deodorant soap to the toes. And then hit the private parts a 2nd time.
    Asshole always hit in a final ck as that's the nastiest!!!
  • Vaughn

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    Aug 25, 2010 9:52 PM GMT
    Top to bottom. icon_cool.gif
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    Aug 25, 2010 9:55 PM GMT
    i usually just let warm water run over my asshole after taking a shit.
  • Webster666

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    Aug 25, 2010 9:58 PM GMT
    Hair, dick, balls, ass, back, pits, ears, shoulders, arms, chest, stomach, legs, feet, face

    I wash my face last because I don't want to have my eyes closed any longer than necessary, in case Norman Bates wanders into my bathroom...
  • tituspullo197...

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    Aug 25, 2010 10:14 PM GMT
    no particular order, but i do spend a disproportionate time on any body part that i'm hoping to have encounter lips or tongues.
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    Aug 25, 2010 10:22 PM GMT
    Just remember, every minute you spend on a thread as mind-numbingly trivial as this one is a minute you're never getting back...
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    Aug 25, 2010 10:23 PM GMT
    funny topic...

    hair, face, chest, arms, legs, back, feet, dick/balls, armpits, butt..
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    Aug 25, 2010 10:26 PM GMT
    Shampoo, rinse
    Conditioner,
    Chest/stomach
    R arm/pit
    L arm/pit,
    L leg,
    R leg/foot
    L foot
    Privates
    Ass
    Rinse conditioner
    ....ok so I'm mildly OCD icon_razz.gif
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    Aug 25, 2010 10:44 PM GMT
    MenschPress saidJust remember, every minute you spend on a thread as mind-numbingly trivial as this one is a minute you're never getting back...


    cool story, bro.

    like honestly, stick to the topic. Discuss with us in what order u wash ur taint, ur asshole, and ur nut sac.

    I'm dying to know
    *limp wrist
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    Aug 26, 2010 2:13 AM GMT
    TheGuyNextDoor saidAll I know is, I start on the top and end on my bottom.
    The end....icon_wink.gif


    Wow, I've heard THAT before: I start on top and end up on my bottom.
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    Aug 26, 2010 2:20 AM GMT
    Oh... haha.

    I guess I do, never really thought about it.
    I wash hair first, then rest of body. (neck down) By that time, my whiskers are soft and then I shave, then wash my face and rinse out conditioned hair.

    And then I masturbate and get myself all FILTHY DIRTY again. LOL
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    Aug 26, 2010 2:20 AM GMT
    LOL,Can I volunteer to wash/bathe anyone else? lmao!
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    Aug 26, 2010 2:20 AM GMT
    Funny thread but yes, I do have an order. Shampoo first and rinse then conditioner. While conditioner is doing it's thing, pits, privates and ass. Rinse off the conditioner then torso then legs then feet. Finish with face and done.
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    Aug 26, 2010 2:22 AM GMT
    xuaerb saidOh... haha.

    I guess I do, never really thought about it.
    I wash hair first, then rest of body. (neck down) By that time, my whiskers are soft and then I shave, then wash my face and rinse out conditioned hair.

    And then I masturbate and get myself all FILTHY DIRTY again. LOL
    .

    Then imagine you repeat the whole process - a few times!icon_twisted.gificon_wink.gif
  • BeingThePhoen...

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    Aug 26, 2010 2:25 AM GMT
    Chest
    Pits
    Arms/Shoulders
    Trunk
    Back
    Balls
    Cock
    Ass
    Legs
    Feet
    Hair
    Face
    Then, Rince top to bottom.