Just for fun - Funny movie quotes

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    Aug 27, 2010 3:44 AM GMT
    UPDATE: I've changed this to include ANY funny movie quotes...but hey, if it's a double entendre, all the better! Let the fun begin!

    ORIGINAL POST: So I thought I'd post something just for fun. I've been watching recent and older gay-themed movies and bumped into some great and funny movie quotes. So, what's your favorite gay-themed movie quote...or something you just found funny. I think we all could use a smile or some laughter. icon_biggrin.gif Oh, and the quote doesn't have to be exact, the gist of it will work.

    I have many, but here's two to start things off:

    "So you do you have any nicknames?", "Beer can." -Trick
    "Tommy, you don't interview for houseboy positions,--- you audition for them!" -Lie Down With Dogs

    And of course, The Broken Hearts Club has an endless amount of quotes.
  • cityguy39

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    Aug 27, 2010 4:04 AM GMT
    Ms. CoCo Peru from "Trick"

    Have you ever gotten cum in your eye Gabriel? IT BURNS!!!!!!!
  • MuscleComeBac...

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    Aug 27, 2010 4:17 AM GMT
    LITTLE MERMAID*

    Ursula - "Life's full of tough choices...i'n it?!"

    *Yeah yeah....but really, consider how very "Divine" Ursula is and tell me it's not a gay themed movie (wanna' be part of your world, take away my voice in exchange for love, sneaking around behind daddy's back to fantasize about 'them', etc.....Howard Ashman knew the drill)
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    Aug 27, 2010 5:47 AM GMT
    cityguy39 saidMs. CoCo Peru from "Trick"

    Have you ever gotten cum in your eye Gabriel? IT BURNS!!!!!!!

    My FAVORITE!icon_lol.gif
  • Moonraker

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    Aug 27, 2010 6:29 AM GMT
    "I'm going home to sleep with my wife" - Mr. Green CLUE
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    Aug 27, 2010 7:00 AM GMT
    "Fuck the shrimp." -The Birdcage

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    Aug 28, 2010 12:18 AM GMT
    Those were great! I think we all got smiles. Thanks guys! icon_smile.gif
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    Aug 28, 2010 12:35 AM GMT
    "There's nothing more inconvenient than an old queen with a head cold."

    Victor/Victoria
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    Aug 28, 2010 12:47 AM GMT
    Art_Deco said"There's nothing more inconvenient than an old queen with a head cold."

    Victor/Victoria


    Ahhh ..thanks for reminding me of Victor/Victoria.

    My fav from that movie was "I'd give my virtue for a meatball"
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    Aug 28, 2010 12:48 AM GMT
    "Luke, I'm your father"
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    Aug 28, 2010 12:57 AM GMT
    xuaerb saidAhhh ..thanks for reminding me of Victor/Victoria.

    My fav from that movie was "I'd give my virtue for a meatball"




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    Aug 28, 2010 1:11 AM GMT
    From 'Girls Will Be Girls':icon_lol.gificon_lol.gificon_lol.gif

    Coco (Peru): Were you drunk?
    Evie: It was 12 noon. Of course I was drunk!


    Evie: There's nothing like the first puke of the day. Martini?


    Evie (to Varla): That's why we were all so shocked when your mother offed herself.
    Coco: Evie!!
    Evie: Sorry. Passed herself away.


    Evie: An abortion, Coco?? That's your big secret??
    Coco: Have you ever had one...?
    Evie: One?? Coco, I've had more children pulled out of me than a burning orphanage!


    Varla Jean: you're just 3 seconds away from watching me eat a can of spray cheese!
    Coco: We're ALWAYS just 3 seconds away from watching you eat a can of spray cheese.

    Coco: Let me help you with your bags
    Varla: I left my things in the Cabriolet
    Coco: Oh. Must just be your ass.


    Coco: You'll have to forgive Varla, She's just a little.......fat.



    I LOVE THIS MOVIE!!icon_cool.gif
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    Aug 28, 2010 3:43 AM GMT
    sdgman said"Luke, I'm your father"


    Blasphemy!!
  • calibro

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    Aug 28, 2010 3:52 AM GMT
    "Scott Favor: It's when you start doing things for free, that you start to grow wings. Isn't that right, Mike.
    Mike Waters: What?
    Scott Favor: Wings, Michael. You grow wings, and become a fairy." --My Own Private Idaho

    "Hedwig: I got kicked out of university after delivering a brilliant lecture on the aggressive influence of German philosophy on rock and roll entitled "You, Kant, Always Get What You Want". " --Hedwig and the Angry Inch
  • rnch

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    Aug 28, 2010 4:16 AM GMT
    "i'm sweating like a farm animal"

    "we'll never have another child". "not unless there's another star in the east".

    ---robin williams in "the birdcage".

  • scorpiodncr

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    Aug 28, 2010 4:51 AM GMT
    'Ouisa never done a religious thing in her life.' 'Now that is not true. When I was in school, a bunch of friends and I would dress up as nuns and go bar-hopping!'

    'You are playing Hard To Get!' 'At her age, she should be playing Beat The Clock!'

    'I'm not crazy M'Lynn...I've just been in a very bad mood for forty years!'

    'Hi, do you remember me? I was in here yesterday, you wouldn't help me. You work on commission, right? Big mistake. Big. Huge. I have to go shopping now...'

    'Edward's our most eligible bachelor, everybody's trying to land him.' 'Oh. Well, I'm not trying to land him, I'm just using him for sex.'

    Lighten up...they were movies with women in the leading roles...but I'd bet good money that more than half of us could quote lines from them.
  • jlly_rnchr

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    Aug 28, 2010 5:06 AM GMT
    scorpiodncr said'Ouisa never done a religious thing in her life.' 'Now that is not true. When I was in school, a bunch of friends and I would dress up as nuns and go bar-hopping!'

    'You are playing Hard To Get!' 'At her age, she should be playing Beat The Clock!'

    'I'm not crazy M'Lynn...I've just been in a very bad mood for forty years!'

    'Hi, do you remember me? I was in here yesterday, you wouldn't help me. You work on commission, right? Big mistake. Big. Huge. I have to go shopping now...'

    'Edward's our most eligible bachelor, everybody's trying to land him.' 'Oh. Well, I'm not trying to land him, I'm just using him for sex.'

    Lighten up...they were movies with women in the leading roles...but I'd bet good money that more than half of us could quote lines from them.


    Man, I think I could quote all of Steel Magnolias. Here's a good scene.



    Annelle losing her contact is also pretty priceless.
  • scorpiodncr

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    Aug 28, 2010 5:20 AM GMT
    smoothjoe42 said"I'm going home to sleep with my wife" - Mr. Green CLUE


    'I'm a Plant.'
    'Aren't men like you usually called a Fruit?'
  • calibro

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    Aug 28, 2010 6:30 AM GMT
    scorpiodncr said
    smoothjoe42 said"I'm going home to sleep with my wife" - Mr. Green CLUE


    'I'm a Plant.'
    'Aren't men like you usually called a Fruit?'


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    Aug 28, 2010 7:08 AM GMT
    Brilliant Everyone! Movies I've haven't seen in a while, and some I haven't even heard of...gotta check those out. I'm just wondering how I could've left out Steel Magnolias. I'm waiting for someone to quote Beaches soon... icon_smile.gif

    http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0098384/quotes

    Clairee: I've just been to the dedication of the new children's park.
    Truvy: Yeah, how did that go?
    Clairee: Janice Van Meter got hit with a baseball. It was fabulous.
    Truvy: Was she hurt?
    Clairee: I doubt it. She got hit in the head.
  • Southern_Draw...

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    Aug 28, 2010 10:16 PM GMT
    "You're just a boy in a dress."---Too Wong Fu

    "Molly girl, you're in danger!"---Ghost, Whoopi. Not gay themed, but I can use it in a gay sentence.
  • bobntpa

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    Aug 28, 2010 10:28 PM GMT
    "Life is a banquet, and most poor suckers are starving to death." - Auntie Mame
  • scorpiodncr

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    Aug 28, 2010 10:32 PM GMT
    Southern_Drawl said"You're just a boy in a dress."---Too Wong Fu


    'Why are you crying, little-latin-boy-in-a-dress?'
    icon_lol.gif

    Right up there with 'A cock, in a frock, on a rock' from The Adventures of Priscilla, Queen of the Desert.
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    Aug 28, 2010 10:33 PM GMT
    From Testosterone:

    Dean Seagrave: "Im coming home, Louise. Theres a flight leaving
    tonight at 10 oclock. Ill be in LA tomorrow at noon".
    Louise: "Great, well, I'll shave my pussy. Bye".
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    Aug 29, 2010 5:05 PM GMT
    Carboholic saidTaylor, from Brokenheart Club:
    "No Streisand, no Bette, no Judy? What the fuck's a fairy supposed to do around here in case of an emergency??"

    icon_lol.gif


    Patrick: There's gotta be something.
    Howie: I'm looking.
    [pulls out a CD]
    Howie: Celine Dion?
    Taylor: In Hell!

    (I actually like some of Celine Dion's music, but thought it was funny nonetheless.)

    http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0222850/quotes