MAD LIBS!

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    Aug 28, 2010 2:29 AM GMT
    Who remembers Mad Libs? In this "forum version" I'll start a sentence. The next person answers with the word he would like to fill the blank with. Then he makes another sentence to continue the story, leaving a blank for the next guy to answer.

    Here goes:

    Tim and Mary went to the pharmacy to buy some _________.
  • turtleneckjoc...

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    Aug 28, 2010 4:05 AM GMT
    Condoms.

    The cashier at the pharmacy gave them a __________ look.
  • solak

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    Aug 28, 2010 4:08 AM GMT
    Constipated


    While Tim fingered Mary, despite her hesitance, he asked the pharmacist for a ___________.
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    Aug 28, 2010 4:19 AM GMT
    Handjob

    While the pharmacist obliged rather willingly, Mary preferred_______.
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    Aug 28, 2010 4:31 AM GMT
    Penetration.

    So the pharmacist undressed quickly to reveal her shocking ____________.
  • solak

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    Aug 28, 2010 4:52 AM GMT
    Penis.

    Ironically, a Ciara song came on while they scuffled over who would bottom, knocking over a _____________ from the shelf.
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    Aug 28, 2010 4:57 AM GMT
    Midget

    "Shouldn't we go somewhere more private?" The Mary said. "Like _________"
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    Aug 28, 2010 5:27 AM GMT
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    You aren't supposed to know the sentence you put the word in!!!!!!!
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    Aug 28, 2010 6:06 AM GMT
    hazardous saiddoing_it_wrong.jpg

    You aren't supposed to know the sentence you put the word in!!!!!!!


    Well it's kind of hard to play this on a forum post, so, yeah, we need the sentence.
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    Aug 28, 2010 6:08 AM GMT
    javaman9999 saidMidget

    "Shouldn't we go somewhere more private?" The Mary said. "Like _________"


    WALMART

    So they got in Tim's VW and headed north, along the way they saw a _________ on the road.
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    Aug 28, 2010 6:13 AM GMT
    donkey

    Tim slowed down, so Mary could _____________.
  • wellwell

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    Aug 28, 2010 6:24 AM GMT
    break wind

    Tim decided to exit the vehicle completely; when__________
  • solak

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    Aug 28, 2010 8:15 AM GMT
    the donkey slowly penetrated Mary.

    Mary cried rape, but Tim became furious because he knew she secretly enjoyed the dog dick red color of the donkey's penis thrust into her _____________.
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    Aug 28, 2010 6:51 PM GMT
    FLESHJACK

    The donkey was not happy with this and threw a ________ at Mary's face.
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    Aug 28, 2010 7:14 PM GMT
    A brief pause here. This isn't how the original Mad Libs was played. A moderator had a whole story written out, with blanks for certain key words. The participants didn't see any of the text.

    The moderator would ask for a noun, or a verb, adjective or adverb, one at a time, sometimes with descriptors. Suggestions would be called out, and the moderator would select the silliest one and write it in the blank.

    At the end of the game he would narrate the story that the group had "created."

    Kinda hard to duplicate that online. The closest might be to list an order of blanks for nouns, adverbs, etc, and have everyone submit suggestions. Then our "moderator" chooses the best ones, and finally posts the completed story. So it might look like this:

    Noun -
    Verb -
    Verb -
    Adjective -
    Plural Noun -
    Number -

    And so forth. The fun part of the game was in not seeing the sentences you were completing, just supplying words blindly. Here we're seeing the sentences first.
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    Aug 28, 2010 7:18 PM GMT
    The story seems to be going along quite sillily enough, as is.
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    Aug 29, 2010 2:59 AM GMT
    Ok ok whatever... Just change the name from "Mad Libs" to "Fill in the blank and add a sentence."