Have you ever faked orgasm?

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    Aug 29, 2010 9:11 PM GMT
    I did once.

    Had a little too much to drink to finish..so I just faked it.

    Didn't really like the guy that much anyway.

    Apparently.
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    Aug 29, 2010 9:13 PM GMT
    Yup...more often than i'd like to admit..sometimes you're just not feeling it or its just taking too long.
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    Aug 29, 2010 9:14 PM GMT
    DrNY saidYup...more often than i'd like to admit..sometimes you're just not feeling it or its just taking too long.



    Glad I'm not the only one...surprisingly easy isn't it?
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    Aug 29, 2010 9:16 PM GMT
    yes...when having sex with my first man he was just not good in bed and another time when having sex with a girl icon_smile.gif
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    Aug 29, 2010 9:50 PM GMT
    viveutvivas saidHow do you hide the lack of evidence? icon_confused.gif

    You check the condom? I guess if you're not the top..it would be hard (so to speak) to hide..otherwise..it's not that difficult.
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    Aug 29, 2010 11:59 PM GMT
    Once, but only because I had come already one minute earlier, so there was evidence.icon_biggrin.gif
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    Aug 30, 2010 1:18 AM GMT
    Yep, told this story a number of times here. Faked it to get out of there. Bottom went batshit crazy while I was fucking him doggie. Started screaming he loved me, wanted me to rent a U-Haul next day and move in, become his partner, even told me where I could put my computer, WHILE I was still fucking him! And it was our first time, I'd never been to his house before, just a bar pickup.

    I didn't have much option, could feel myself going soft, so I said I'd cum, pulled out and headed for the bathroom before he could see that the condom was empty. I came out, he went in, and I quickly threw on my clothes, raced out the front door, jumped on my motorcycle and rode off. Never saw him again.
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    Aug 30, 2010 1:29 AM GMT
    Art_Deco saidYep, told this story a number of times here. Faked it to get out of there. Bottom went batshit crazy while I was fucking him doggie. Started screaming he loved me, wanted me to rent a U-Haul next day and move in, become his partner, even told me where I could put my computer, WHILE I was still fucking him! And it was our first time, I'd never been to his house before, just a bar pickup.

    I didn't have much option, could feel myself going soft, so I said I'd cum, pulled out and headed for the bathroom before he could see that the condom was empty. I came out, he went in, and I quickly threw on my clothes, raced out the front door, jumped on my motorcycle and rode off. Never saw him again.


    That is sooo funny...it'd be fun to write a book of short stories of sex gone horribly wrong!
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    Aug 30, 2010 3:08 PM GMT
    viveutvivas said
    Art_Deco said I came out, he went in, and I quickly threw on my clothes, raced out the front door, jumped on my motorcycle and rode off. Never saw him again.

    icon_lol.gif I can just picture you fleeing on the motorcycle like your hair's on fire.

    Yeah, not fun at the time, but now one of my sillier stories. He actually saw me crossing his living room toward the front door, and ran after me. But I beat him to the door and got out it, with him unlikely to pursue me further, still being stark naked.

    He was calling after me through the screen door, while I was hustling down the sidewalk putting on my helmet (I always ride with one). I turned and said I had just remembered a dinner engagement I had (it was about 5:30 PM) and I had a long ride back to Seattle and had to hurry. Of course that didn't explain my not having at least said a proper good-bye.

    I jumped onto my motorcycle at the curb like it was a horse in a Western movie, and quickly rode off, literally into the sunset. I never contacted nor heard from him again. That was probably my worst experience with a bar pickup, usually being a better judge than that. But then he was the bartender, and I had briefly chatted him a few times, and it was he who hit on me, when his shift ended at 4, his house just around the corner. I never went back to that bar again, either. My wild & lustful days, from my youthful 40s... icon_rolleyes.gif
  • MikemikeMike

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    Aug 30, 2010 5:49 PM GMT
    Not possible- They guys I have topped cum-so I don't think they are faking it. I think it's hot when a guy is rock hard while getting fucked and quite a few times I topped guys that have cum with out even touchin it- That is HOTTT!
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    Sep 28, 2010 2:35 AM GMT
    Never figured I'd hear/see guys having this conversation about faking it.

    I think the closest I've done to faking is remaining silent (I usually make some kinda noise) and saying I had to get up to go the bathroom. Then saying that he would have to leave cause my roommate would be back when I earlier said my roommate was out for the night.
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    Sep 28, 2010 10:51 PM GMT
    Yeah... I've done it twiceicon_lol.gif

    once was with a guy who couldn't get me to cum... I was icon_redface.gif for him , because it took 3-4 hours and still nothing. I didn't want to tell him I felt nothing coming from him... so I lied.

    Another time was with a guy who was almost twice my age and he gave terrible head... -_- It felt like he had braces on and was teething on my dick. That was a 1 hour thing and he wanted to be FWB and i said ok, but I doubt I'll ever do it again.
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    Oct 05, 2010 8:22 PM GMT
    yeah, faked it once.
  • janu88

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    Nov 20, 2010 8:44 AM GMT
    I´ve never faked it icon_surprised.gif

    if it wasnt working i just stopped and said so.
    never was a problem... nobody was embarrased or anything.
    sometimes happens.
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    Dec 11, 2010 5:16 AM GMT
    I didn't think it was possible for a man to fake it. icon_lol.gif
  • Craigsjourney

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    Dec 12, 2010 2:01 AM GMT
    You can fake anything...faking with a condom is easier though. My last time was Halloween and after coming twice with a threesome I just couldn't get that third load out
  • rnch

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    Dec 12, 2010 2:07 AM GMT
    i faked the third one in about 4 hours.

    with a condom on me, and ALL that lube up inside him, he never knew.

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  • FRE0

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    Jan 15, 2011 7:44 AM GMT
    If you can't make it, you can't make it. Just tell the guy before hand that you don't always climax but enjoy it anyway. It doesn't have to be a problem.