The trouble with older guys is ...

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    Feb 24, 2008 12:32 AM GMT
    Okay what is good for the goose is good for the gander as my mom used to say. So here goes, for all you young whipper snapper gay boys take your best shots, here are some of the problems with older gay guys.

    1. They think that Led Zeppelin and 10 minute guiar solos was the pinnacle of great rock music.

    2. Takes them forever to achieve orgasm due to a prostate infection.

    3. Can remember where they were when man landed on the moon, but cannot remember where they put their f***ing car keys!

    4. Go on and on about how great the 70's were because it was the "golden age" of gay sex and disco music.

    5. Think that young people today have no attention span, are irresponsible and don't take safe sex seriously enough.

    that is all I can think of for now! icon_lol.gif



  • Timbales

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    Feb 24, 2008 12:37 AM GMT
    The sounds of joints cracking during sex is really distracting.
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    Feb 24, 2008 12:46 AM GMT
    Timberoo saidThe sounds of joints cracking during sex is really distracting.


    That is tooooo funny!
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    Feb 24, 2008 12:59 AM GMT
    jbedwards said2. Takes them forever to achieve orgasm due to a prostate infection.
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  • Timbales

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    Feb 24, 2008 2:02 AM GMT
    jbedwards said[quote][cite]Timberoo said[/cite]The sounds of joints cracking during sex is really distracting.


    That is tooooo funny![/quote]

    I'm not kidding. My knees tend to crack like crazy.
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    Feb 24, 2008 2:15 AM GMT
    Timberoo said[quote][cite]jbedwards said[/cite][quote][cite]Timberoo said[/cite]The sounds of joints cracking during sex is really distracting.


    That is tooooo funny![/quote]

    I'm not kidding. My knees tend to crack like crazy.[/quote]

    I think I found it so funny because I started imagining what sexual positions you and your partner were getting in to cause joints to crack!

    Of the five characteristics of older men I listed, two apply to me, but I will never tell which two!icon_wink.gif
  • Timbales

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    Feb 24, 2008 2:26 AM GMT
    Not as acrobatic as I once might have been