The Jarics, Cazwell and Jake Benson

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    Aug 31, 2010 11:54 PM GMT
    These 3 songs were all over the map regarding talent level. Which ones are a hit versus outright flop.

    Jake Benson Serves Up Drag and Autotune:



    Falcon Studios's The Jarics Can Get the Police Called at Their Bingo Event in Portland, Oregon -But Can They Sing:



    Finally, Cazwell Raps About the Ice Cream Truck. The male models give the audience a lot of skin:

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    Sep 01, 2010 2:11 AM GMT
    Um.... do you know that Jake Benson is on RJ?... icon_razz.gif

    Also, that second vid, the Jarics, is the outright flop. Why is it these days that people think, just because they're hot, they get to make a dance album? So bad...

    Which do you think is the flop?
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    Sep 01, 2010 2:18 AM GMT
    Jake Benson. *drool* That is all.
    Oh wait, he's a forum regular here and might see this.
    *backspaces and deletes post*
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    Sep 01, 2010 2:30 AM GMT
    They're all super gay, but Jake has been a buddy of mine for a long time and he's extremely talented.
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    Sep 01, 2010 2:34 AM GMT
    Eh..all of them were incredibly bad, IMO. Not even worth 1¢ to me.

    But as for a hit....Cazwell's video has over 1,626,000 views.
    The other two don't even have 1% of that yet which clearly makes them huge flops.
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    Sep 01, 2010 2:43 AM GMT
    Jake Benson, is the HOT, er HIT icon_smile.gif
  • OMGitsRoy

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    Sep 01, 2010 3:08 AM GMT
    YUM icon_razz.gif

    Those guys can buy me an ice creme anytime icon_biggrin.gif
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    Sep 01, 2010 3:16 AM GMT
    Jake needs to do a parody of Cazwell's Ice Cream Truck, despite how easily the song/video could be skewered.
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    Sep 01, 2010 4:05 AM GMT
    Total guilty pleasure...but I want some ice cream.
    It kind of grows on you, the more you watch...I mean listen to it.
    In all seriousness, not too bad, as far as light, fun songs go. Couple of catchy little hooks. Just a feel-good song for summer to "relax - take it easy!!"icon_wink.gif
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    Sep 01, 2010 4:11 AM GMT
    Cazwell's "Ice Cream Truck" has definitely grown on me...

    The dudes in the video are HOT!
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    Sep 01, 2010 4:38 AM GMT
    I vote "Ice Cream Truck" as the hit. It's a catchy tune that gets in my head, and the video is hard to look away from. While Jake Benson and the Jarics are nice to look at, I couldn't get through their songs.
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    Sep 01, 2010 6:37 AM GMT
    love me some ice cream... i sing that at work frequently!
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    Sep 01, 2010 6:42 AM GMT
    The Jarics for flop. icon_wink.gif



    OH that sounds dirty... they suck. no- it's a terrible song.
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    Sep 01, 2010 6:44 AM GMT
    I like Jakes, his is at least entertaining, those other two where just terrible!
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    Sep 01, 2010 6:47 AM GMT
    IceCream truck is good, but next time I´ll watch it with the sound on mute. icon_lol.gif
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    Sep 01, 2010 11:22 AM GMT
    Wow, I can't believe there's a thread about me! Well, 1/3 about me. Damn, I need to live up to expectations and make more satyrical videos!
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    Sep 01, 2010 11:23 AM GMT
    Use lots of hot guys in your next one. I will like it if you do.
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    Sep 01, 2010 11:24 AM GMT
    paulflexes saidJake Benson. *drool* That is all.
    Oh wait, he's a forum regular here and might see this.
    *backspaces and deletes post*


    TOO LATE I HAVE FOUND YOU! NOW GROVEL (and feed me)
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    Sep 01, 2010 11:24 AM GMT
    Lostboy saidUse lots of hot guys in your next one. I will like it if you do.


    Pulchritude is over-rated.
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    Sep 01, 2010 11:25 AM GMT
    breakers saidThey're all super gay, but Jake has been a buddy of mine for a long time and he's extremely talented.


    All of what you say is true. icon_cool.gif
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    Sep 01, 2010 11:26 AM GMT
    RunintheCity saidJake needs to do a parody of Cazwell's Ice Cream Truck, despite how easily the song/video could be skewered.


    HAHAHAHAHHAH yes I need to do a parody of insipid good looking guys taking a great concept and turning it into shit by being completely unimaginative. It reminds me of walking into a gay bar saturated with hot guys who end up shitting rainbows out of their mouth and I'm like "oh my GOD I forgot how fucking stupid good looking people are up in this bitch". Fuck, so many options to make fun of the video. Must study for the GREs though. But ARGGHHHHH so tempting!
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    Sep 01, 2010 11:26 AM GMT
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    paulflexes saidJake Benson. *drool* That is all.
    Oh wait, he's a forum regular here and might see this.
    *backspaces and deletes post*


    TOO LATE I HAVE FOUND YOU! NOW GROVEL (and feed me)
    Noooooooooooooooooooo..............
    Well ok, but only if I can grovel naked.
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    Sep 01, 2010 11:37 AM GMT
    paulflexes said
    JAKEBENSON said
    paulflexes saidJake Benson. *drool* That is all.
    Oh wait, he's a forum regular here and might see this.
    *backspaces and deletes post*


    TOO LATE I HAVE FOUND YOU! NOW GROVEL (and feed me)
    Noooooooooooooooooooo..............
    Well ok, but only if I can grovel naked.


    DEAL!
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    Sep 01, 2010 11:38 AM GMT
    JAKEBENSON said
    paulflexes said
    JAKEBENSON said
    paulflexes saidJake Benson. *drool* That is all.
    Oh wait, he's a forum regular here and might see this.
    *backspaces and deletes post*


    TOO LATE I HAVE FOUND YOU! NOW GROVEL (and feed me)
    Noooooooooooooooooooo..............
    Well ok, but only if I can grovel naked.


    DEAL!
    Yay!
    *does naked crappy happy dance* icon_biggrin.gif
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    Sep 01, 2010 10:12 PM GMT
    From the feedback, I believe Cazwell came in first and at a close second was Jake Benson. The majority weren't feeling The Jarics's Hit Me Up.

    Round 2:

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