Explosion of the Heterosexual Population

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    Sep 05, 2010 11:05 PM GMT
    Has anyone else noticed this? I went to Occoquan today, an artsy tourist village near DC, and all of these "couples" were walking around. Women with pony tails, pale legs, and little white sneakers, and hen-pecked husbands pushing strollers. How can they stand boobs and bitchy talk?

    What is this world coming to? icon_wink.gif
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    Sep 05, 2010 11:17 PM GMT
    Try going to a theme park-you will see the fattest, whitest, dirtiest people in the world who felt the need to procreate.
    Another venue is just your friendly, neighborhood Walmart.
    Also, boobs feel nice.
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    Sep 05, 2010 11:23 PM GMT
    carmineastoria saidTry going to a theme park-you will see the fattest, whitest, dirtiest people in the world who felt the need to procreate.
    Another venue is just your friendly, neighborhood Walmart.
    Also, boobs feel nice.


    *cuts and pastes into a word processor to enlarge*

    OMG, you've touched boobs?? What did you like about them? Would you like it if a guy also came with boobs?
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    Sep 06, 2010 1:08 AM GMT
    That madness needs to stop! We can't have all these heterosexuals ruining the sanctity of gaydom! icon_razz.gif
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    Sep 06, 2010 1:16 AM GMT
    carmineastoria saidTry going to a theme park-you will see the fattest, whitest, dirtiest people in the world who felt the need to procreate.
    Another venue is just your friendly, neighborhood Walmart.

    This site always appalls me, yet makes me laugh. Another reason we should just let the Chinese conquer the US, get it over with, and wipe these genetic defects off the Earth.

    http://www.peopleofwalmart.com/
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    Sep 06, 2010 1:27 AM GMT
    They have taken over the West Village, what's next Chelsea?
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    Sep 06, 2010 1:44 AM GMT
    OMG icon_eek.gif What will we all do?
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    Sep 06, 2010 1:52 AM GMT
    I agree, it really is awful and something should be done. These people are all exactly the same, like the Borg, and crashing bores besides. Why does this human flotsam run the show?
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    Sep 06, 2010 1:55 AM GMT
    Sounds like you need a shot of this....

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    You can thank me later
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    Sep 06, 2010 1:58 AM GMT
    LittleDudeWithMuscles saidI agree, it really is awful and something should be done. These people are all exactly the same, like the Borg, and crashing bores besides. Why does this human flotsam run the show?

    Strength in numbers. I think its time that we initiate...."The Gay Agenda"!!!
    Phase 1: Convert all "straight" men to our side.
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    Sep 06, 2010 2:02 AM GMT
    hey, the baby they're dragging along could be one of us , you never know.
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    Sep 06, 2010 2:08 AM GMT
    xassantex saidhey, the baby they're dragging along could be one of us , you never know.
    That's one of my favorite things to do: When I see a straight person with a baby complaining about gays, I just thank them for having us, and suggest that with a little luck their little baby will also be one of us. That NEVER sits well with them. icon_biggrin.gif
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    Sep 06, 2010 2:36 AM GMT
    an unusual pass time but commendable.

    straight people with kids usually envy our disposable income.
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    Sep 06, 2010 3:13 AM GMT
    BeingThePhoenix said
    LittleDudeWithMuscles saidI agree, it really is awful and something should be done. These people are all exactly the same, like the Borg, and crashing bores besides. Why does this human flotsam run the show?

    Strength in numbers. I think its time that we initiate...."The Gay Agenda"!!!
    Phase 1: Convert all "straight" men to our side.


    I think this will be easy. I mean, the men looked so dissatified today, looking off to the side as their wives gabbed away.

    I have nothing against what heterosexuals do in the privacy of their own homes, but to flaunt it in public is just unacceptable. icon_wink.gif
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    Sep 06, 2010 3:23 AM GMT
    wrestlervic said
    BeingThePhoenix said
    LittleDudeWithMuscles saidI agree, it really is awful and something should be done. These people are all exactly the same, like the Borg, and crashing bores besides. Why does this human flotsam run the show?

    Strength in numbers. I think its time that we initiate...."The Gay Agenda"!!!
    Phase 1: Convert all "straight" men to our side.


    I think this will be easy. I mean, the men looked so dissatified today, looking off to the side as their wives gabbed away.

    I have nothing against what heterosexuals do in the privacy of their own homes, but to flaunt it in public is just unacceptable. icon_wink.gif

    Agreed! Why they haven't shipped all their wives off to an island somewhere is just beyond me. Or at least locked them all in the basement, like that movie, "People Under The Stairs".
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    Sep 06, 2010 3:51 AM GMT
    Stuart_Junior said
    wrestlervic saidHas anyone else noticed this? I went to Occoquan today, an artsy tourist village near DC, and all of these "couples" were walking around. Women with pony tails, pale legs, and little white sneakers, and hen-pecked husbands pushing strollers. How can they stand boobs and bitchy talk?

    What is this world coming to? icon_wink.gif


    My dream was to be a part of that scenery... I think in my next lifetime it will be.

    You want to be a pussy-whipped man-mom in the next life that tramples people on Black Friday, is too competitive for their young kid's sports team and doesn't realize that a world outside of their suburban town exists? Go for it.
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    Sep 06, 2010 8:30 AM GMT
    Art_Deco said
    carmineastoria saidTry going to a theme park-you will see the fattest, whitest, dirtiest people in the world who felt the need to procreate.
    Another venue is just your friendly, neighborhood Walmart.

    This site always appalls me, yet makes me laugh. Another reason we should just let the Chinese conquer the US, get it over with, and wipe these genetic defects off the Earth.

    http://www.peopleofwalmart.com/


    haha I just came across that site last week... hilarious pics in a tragicomical sort of way
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    Sep 06, 2010 3:41 PM GMT
    I really dig when hot straight guys and gals check me out on the street or on the bus. This happened yesterday a few times. Once, on the street in the Castro, a real hot het couple walking hand in hand, the guy was acting all dropped jaw as he checked me out repeatedly. Again, at the Starbucks at 18th and Castro, this time the girl was all gaga. She was hot. I'd hit it. Then, on the bus, a real hottie who looked like David James Elliott locked eyes with me...for at least 10 seconds. I smiled at his girlfriend as they left the bus.

    I'm glad when I see a hot het couple. I hope they have lots of beautiful children so that when I'm 60, I'll still have hot playmates.
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    Sep 06, 2010 3:46 PM GMT
    Straight people have babies that grow up to be gay. They're the source. icon_wink.gif

    -Doug
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    Sep 06, 2010 3:54 PM GMT
    xassantex saidan unusual pass time but commendable.

    straight people with kids usually envy our disposable income.

    They probably also envy us our disposable partners...
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    Sep 07, 2010 3:07 AM GMT
    Today was a good day; I saw fewer heterosexuals roaming about.

    In further discussion of our plan to turn more str8 guys gay, here are suggestions:

    1. Approach them at their most vulnerable time, like when they are temporarily separated from their wives. They'll be walking around alone at Home Depot or something.

    2. Use opening lines like "Man, you look like you could use a buddy. I see your wife is getting on your nerves a bit. I know how that is" (fake straight) icon_cool.gif

    3. Follow with, "It's good to have a little guy time, you know what I mean?"

    4. "Say, some buddies and I are going camping this weekend, if you want to get away, have some beers and chill, give me a holler." (hand card)

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    Sep 07, 2010 4:29 AM GMT
    ah, yeah..but the wife usually has made "family" plans for the weekend .

    i know. my mtbiking friends ( most of them in their 30's ) now have to negotiate with their wives to take a day off for epic rides. icon_rolleyes.gif
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    Sep 07, 2010 4:47 AM GMT
    Art_Deco said
    carmineastoria saidTry going to a theme park-you will see the fattest, whitest, dirtiest people in the world who felt the need to procreate.
    Another venue is just your friendly, neighborhood Walmart.

    This site always appalls me, yet makes me laugh. Another reason we should just let the Chinese conquer the US, get it over with, and wipe these genetic defects off the Earth.

    http://www.peopleofwalmart.com/


    The Chinese have boobs too. They're just really small.
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    Sep 07, 2010 4:58 AM GMT
    A heterosexual population explosions? The last thing we need is more ugly Camrys and Tauruses on the road.


    Actually gays are the population explosion. In the U.S. we are growing at a rate five times faster than the population as a whole. Of course it's not really growth, but self identification of being gay. The National Survey of Family Growth put the population at 4.1% of the population in 2002 and estimate the current growth rate will put it at 5.3% in 2015.