How To Thrust Your Fat Into A More Appealing Shape

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    Sep 09, 2010 9:09 PM GMT
    (The onion, I know...) Just thought this was very funny!!! I guess it explain why we wear form fitting clothes...

    http://www.theonion.com/video/today-now-how-to-thrust-your-fat-into-a-more-appea,18030/
  • NYCguy74

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    Sep 09, 2010 11:58 PM GMT
    i saw a piece on tv somewhere about lipo-sculpting, where they suck the fat out to give you ab lines, some guy was going on about how great he looked. and from a distance, was ok, but the lines were way too wide, and then they showed him running with his shirt off, and the whole thing moved up and down.
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    Sep 10, 2010 12:09 AM GMT
    NYCguy74 saidi saw a piece on tv somewhere about lipo-sculpting, where they suck the fat out to give you ab lines, some guy was going on about how great he looked. and from a distance, was ok, but the lines were way too wide, and then they showed him running with his shirt off, and the whole thing moved up and down.
    This guy used to be almost 350 pounds. He lost the weight naturally via diet and exercise, then had the body tuck/lipo surgery to remove the excess skin. That picture was shortly after surgery. I'm shooting him again soon...he's MUCH more defined and muscular now.

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    Sep 10, 2010 3:24 AM GMT
    paulflexes said
    NYCguy74 saidi saw a piece on tv somewhere about lipo-sculpting, where they suck the fat out to give you ab lines, some guy was going on about how great he looked. and from a distance, was ok, but the lines were way too wide, and then they showed him running with his shirt off, and the whole thing moved up and down.
    This guy used to be almost 350 pounds. He lost the weight naturally via diet and exercise, then had the body tuck/lipo surgery to remove the excess skin. That picture was shortly after surgery. I'm shooting him again soon...he's MUCH more defined and muscular now.

    4a6fc47c41943.jpg


    WOW... Great, inspirational story and lovely visual!
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    Sep 10, 2010 4:04 AM GMT
    omg..... this was great.
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    Sep 10, 2010 4:38 AM GMT
    I've been thinking of getting an office chair molded on a set of great glutes. I sit at the desk so long I'm getting a chair-shaped butt. Maybe a butt-shaped chair would help...
  • turtleneckjoc...

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    Sep 10, 2010 4:41 AM GMT
    The OP mentioned form-fitting clothes and that reminded me of my (shudder) UA Cold Gear mock turtleneck I have.

    That sucker is so tight on me, I feel vacuum packed! It takes an hour or more for that puppy to feel right on me.
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    Sep 10, 2010 4:46 AM GMT
    turtleneckjock saidThe OP mentioned form-fitting clothes and that reminded me of my (shudder) UA Cold Gear mock turtleneck I have.

    That sucker is so tight on me, I feel vacuum packed! It takes an hour or more for that puppy to feel right on me.


    Lol! I have a similar shirt (minus the turtle neck) and I go through the same motions.
  • Halcyonz

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    Sep 10, 2010 6:52 AM GMT
    GBRelentless said
    paulflexes said
    NYCguy74 saidi saw a piece on tv somewhere about lipo-sculpting, where they suck the fat out to give you ab lines, some guy was going on about how great he looked. and from a distance, was ok, but the lines were way too wide, and then they showed him running with his shirt off, and the whole thing moved up and down.
    This guy used to be almost 350 pounds. He lost the weight naturally via diet and exercise, then had the body tuck/lipo surgery to remove the excess skin. That picture was shortly after surgery. I'm shooting him again soon...he's MUCH more defined and muscular now.

    4a6fc47c41943.jpg


    WOW... Great, inspirational story and lovely visual!


    Okay, not that I want to be a shit stirrer or point out the obvious. . . But that photo has some really, really crappy Photoshop work done on it? Kudos to whoever that is if they lost 350lb, but the poor quality in editing seems to diminish the effort the guy made.
  • LJay

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    Sep 10, 2010 1:38 PM GMT
    Try industrial shrinkwrap and a heat gun.
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    Sep 10, 2010 2:24 PM GMT
    Halcyonz saidOkay, not that I want to be a shit stirrer or point out the obvious. . . But that photo has some really, really crappy Photoshop work done on it? Kudos to whoever that is if they lost 350lb, but the poor quality in editing seems to diminish the effort the guy made.
    That's what happens when you get burned out with Photoshop and lose patience.
  • tckrguys

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    Sep 10, 2010 6:45 PM GMT
    That video was hilarious...thanks for sharing

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