Duct Tape Speedo..

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    Sep 12, 2010 8:11 AM GMT
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    Sep 12, 2010 8:29 AM GMT
    There's a Safeway grocery store that's open 24 hours a day down from my place, I usually do my shopping later in the night to avoid long lines.

    One night when my roommate and I were in the check out lane with our stuff there were two guys in front of us just like these two icon_exclaim.gif

    ...except they had hot pink and neon green trim on their "speedos".

    I think they were buying lots of alcohol. icon_lol.gif
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    Sep 12, 2010 8:39 AM GMT
    Can I have the guy talking and hi ductape so I can shut him up while i make use of that rather nice backside!!
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    Sep 12, 2010 8:43 AM GMT
    lilTanker saidCan I have the guy talking and hi ductape so I can shut him up while i make use of that rather nice backside!!


    please tape and post icon_biggrin.gif
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    Sep 12, 2010 12:03 PM GMT
    I wanna see the video of them trying to take them off screaming bloody murder because their dicks are sticking to the tape

    .............. so I can laugh my ass off icon_biggrin.gif
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    Sep 12, 2010 12:07 PM GMT
    really, now what CAN one possibly say in response to this! LOL
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    Sep 12, 2010 12:07 PM GMT
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    Sep 12, 2010 12:34 PM GMT
    Would have been hotter with duct tape swim caps...icon_cool.gif
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    Sep 12, 2010 12:49 PM GMT
    Funniest thing I ever saw with duct tape: I went to an old retro bar in Fargo, ND, that had a dance floor surrounded by a wooden bannister and columns. And with a couple of square wooden columns in the middle of the floor itself.

    So my BF and I sat at one of the small tables on the bar side of the bannister railing and watched the dancing, but being a straight place, we didn't dare dance ourselves. Though we found it ironic that initially only the women were dancing with each other, that was perfectly OK, until the guys finally found their courage to join them, dancing very badly.

    Mostly a college crowd, there was this one young lunatic guy dancing like a manic madman all by himself, at first the only man on the floor. For much of the time he was wearing yellow-tinted ski googles, and he stuck a small American flag on a stick underneath the broad elastic headband.

    He was bumping into everyone, even knocking one girl down, when suddenly another guy came out onto the floor carrying an enormous roll of silver duct tape. With the help of some of the other male patrons they grabbed this looney guy, pinned him with his back against one of the square columns on the floor, and proceeded to tape him to it!

    They wrapped the tape around and around him and the column, almost mummy-like, his arms and legs totally immobilized, only his head free and uncovered. The rest of the crowd was cheering, and then the dancing resumed, while he continued to struggle and demand to be released. It somewhat reminded me of the old Western movies, where the Indians are dancing all around a pole where some bound captive is about to be burnt.

    Less than 5 minutes later the DJ came down out of his booth with a big scissors, and cut the guy free, who left the bar after that. I was surprised that none of the bar employees had intervened or tried to release him themselves. But then I guessed they must have been the ones who provided the duct tape, not something people take with them into a bar, unless some guy had it in his car or pickup outside.

    My BF & I could only watch this whole thing in astonishment, eyes wide as saucers, and laughed about it hysterically on our way out to our car. We'd gone there because Fargo only had 1 gay bar, which was getting old for us, and wanted to try something new. If this was what the straights did in their places, however, we decided we'd stay with the boring gay crowd. icon_razz.gif
  • LJay

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    Sep 12, 2010 12:50 PM GMT
    Duct Tape Thongs with demo
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    Sep 12, 2010 1:46 PM GMT
    lol, duct tape adhesive is water soluble.

    -Doug
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    Sep 12, 2010 2:12 PM GMT
    meninlove said lol, duct tape adhesive is water soluble.

    -Doug

    I was thinking the same thing, but of course if the guy has a waist narrower than his hips then they should still stay in place if they are snug. In fact, I would imagine these are a 1-use only item, needing to be cut off if they can't be slipped down over the hips.

    I'm hoping these guys had the common sense to place a handkerchief or even a paper towel or something over their stuff before taping, and maybe talcum powder on all their skin. icon_rolleyes.gif
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    Sep 12, 2010 3:10 PM GMT
    meninlove said lol, duct tape adhesive is water soluble.

    -Doug


    Not very water soluble. On an episode of MYTH BUSTERS they made a sail boat out of duct tape and it floated perfectly for a pretty long time.
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    Sep 12, 2010 3:52 PM GMT
    fastfreddie said
    meninlove said lol, duct tape adhesive is water soluble.

    -Doug


    Not very water soluble. On an episode of MYTH BUSTERS they made a sail boat out of duct tape and it floated perfectly for a pretty long time.


    Yeah but I am sure liltanker will wait to it falls off. Then again the guy maybe wrinkled from water by that time icon_lol.gif
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    Sep 12, 2010 3:55 PM GMT
    talk about painful YIKES!
  • Space_Cowboy_...

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    Sep 12, 2010 3:56 PM GMT
    Haha that was awesome
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    Sep 12, 2010 4:15 PM GMT
    Art_Deco saidWoT


    Hurray for bullying people who deviate from the norm! Wow man that must've been hilarious! I personally love to stigmatize
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    Sep 12, 2010 4:39 PM GMT
    Duct tape clothes are awesome. It's too bad that they didn't add color to them. Here are a few examples of duct tape clothes:

    duct tape prom dress Pictures, Images and Photos

    Lauren Anderson's duct tape prom dress Pictures, Images and Photos

    duct tape prom Pictures, Images and Photos
  • mybud

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    Sep 12, 2010 7:29 PM GMT
    Duct tape condom cumming........sorry
  • Webster666

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    Sep 12, 2010 9:03 PM GMT
    Duct tape and pubic hair is a scary combination.
    R-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-rip !!
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    Sep 12, 2010 9:13 PM GMT
    PrinceOfArya said


    well i hope they don't have any hair on their bodies lmao
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    Oct 27, 2010 5:31 AM GMT
    Typically, duct tape clothing involves at least two layers, sticky side to sticky side, leaving it so that it doesn't adhere to either the skin or the outer universe...
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    Oct 27, 2010 11:07 AM GMT
    This is motivating me to just wear duct tape for Halloween.