ughhh screw GUYS I love my PILLOW

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    Sep 14, 2010 3:10 AM GMT
    boys boys boys like lady gaga said we love them but screw them,guys are such assholes and the only thing that will always be there for me and doesnt complain or cheat or take 5 mins lol is my pillow.
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  • commoncoll

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    Sep 14, 2010 3:11 AM GMT
    Do you sleep on a block of wood?
    How do you not wake up aching in the morning. The wood is quite grand looking, though.
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    Sep 14, 2010 3:13 AM GMT
    commoncoll saidDo you sleep on a block of wood?
    How do you not wake up aching in the morning. The wood is quite grand looking, though.


    lol I still love my pillow I had it for yrs and its still brand new haha,so confy
  • mcwclewis

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    Sep 14, 2010 3:39 AM GMT
    A block of wood is a strange place to sleep.




    anyways.


    I have the same pillow I had when I was a kid. It's beaten to hell and lumpy, I've had to patch it in numerous places because the washing machine was mean to it... but I don't care. I love my lumpy pillow and it loves me. We are cuddle buddies.
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    Sep 14, 2010 4:02 AM GMT
    how do you guys have pillows from your childhood??? mine always seem to get really lumpy and sort of loose their, well I dont know how to describe a pillow...but it looses that snuggly feeling you get when you crash your head into it at night...maybe its because i buy my pillows from ikea icon_question.gif
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    Sep 14, 2010 4:06 AM GMT
    Pillow love?

    This would all depend upon what you do with said pillow~

    Of course, we'll assume you limit your activities with Mr. Pillow to enjoying a sound night's sleep, and maybe the occasional pillow fight with a cute guy you've invited over.

    Orrrrr biting said pillow, for some unknown reason. icon_twisted.gif
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    Sep 14, 2010 4:08 AM GMT
    omg i love my pillow.

    I know every apple here ain't bad, but I found a worm in every single one I had. Boys, they're only good for fruit, I mean bananas.
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    Sep 14, 2010 4:08 AM GMT
    In a not-so-monogamous relationship with countless pillows since I was 10.
    Just like guys, pillows do leave you ...
    ... with allergies.
  • Bunjamon

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    Sep 14, 2010 4:15 AM GMT
    HEADLINE: MAN MARRIES PILLOW

    Not even kidding.

    http://www.metro.co.uk/weird/816601-man-marries-pillow



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  • rioriz

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    Sep 14, 2010 4:16 AM GMT
    I get a new body pillow every 6 months. Been whoring around with them since my college days.
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    Sep 14, 2010 4:35 AM GMT
    MRMICHIGAN saidboys boys boys like lady gaga said we love them but screw them,guys are such assholes and the only thing that will always be there for me and doesnt complain or cheat or take 5 mins lol is my pillow.


    yes but if you date a FAT boy then you have both a boy and a huge body pillow.
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    Sep 14, 2010 4:48 AM GMT
    TheGuyNextDoor said
    MRMICHIGAN saidboys boys boys like lady gaga said we love them but screw them,guys are such assholes and the only thing that will always be there for me and doesnt complain or cheat or take 5 mins lol is my pillow.
    Pillows - $2.50 for both Pictures, Images and Photos

    All you need now is a lubed up Fleshjack between those 2 pillows and your dateless days are over!
    He'll never leave ya,, or complain you are fucking his ass too rough and won't talk back....icon_wink.gif
    Oh.. and I love my 2 King Sized Pillows too ; )


    i would never tell you you are going too rough, if anything id ask you to be rougher ;).

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    Sep 14, 2010 5:42 AM GMT
    Must be a slow day... icon_confused.gif
  • mcwclewis

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    Sep 14, 2010 6:39 AM GMT
    Eden saidIn a not-so-monogamous relationship with countless pillows since I was 10.
    Just like guys, pillows do leave you ...
    ... with allergies.



    I'm still with the same pillow, but others are often involved now.

    My pillow understands, he's ok with sharing the bed as long as hes first.
  • subybilly

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    Sep 14, 2010 6:56 AM GMT

    sublstyleyi would never tell you you are going too rough, if anything id ask you to be rougher ;).







    agreed!
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    Sep 14, 2010 10:47 AM GMT
    bigeasydude saidMust be a slow day... icon_confused.gif


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  • Bunjamon

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    Sep 14, 2010 10:55 AM GMT
    MuchMoreThanMuscle said
    Bunjamon saidHEADLINE: MAN MARRIES PILLOW

    Not even kidding.

    http://www.metro.co.uk/weird/816601-man-marries-pillow


    This news article is not even worth reading.


    Oh come on, try to see the ironic humor in it a little bit. It's not going to with a Pulitzer, that's for sure, but it's pretty funny. It's not like Metro is a very serious publication...
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    Sep 14, 2010 4:16 PM GMT
    haha yeah me too, I love my pillow <3 icon_cool.gif
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    Sep 14, 2010 4:36 PM GMT
    I am gonna jump on that band wagon... no more men, just pillows.... hate all men as of yesterday - and all the dates leading up to yesterday icon_evil.gif
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    Sep 14, 2010 5:24 PM GMT
    lmfao we all love our pillows,why cant guys be more like pillows icon_biggrin.gif
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    Sep 14, 2010 5:54 PM GMT
    MRMICHIGAN saidlmfao we all love our pillows,why cant guys be more like pillows icon_biggrin.gif



    Guys can be used as pillows too! No more heating pads icon_wink.gif
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    Sep 14, 2010 6:01 PM GMT
    Bunjamon saidHEADLINE: MAN MARRIES PILLOW

    Not even kidding.

    http://www.metro.co.uk/weird/816601-man-marries-pillow



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    Rumor has it James Franco is a fan....icon_lol.gif


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    Sep 14, 2010 6:14 PM GMT
    I have three pillows but I have one very special favorite pillow and the best thing is the other two pillows don't get jealous, we're all one big happy family

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    Sep 14, 2010 6:22 PM GMT
    LittleDudeWithMuscles saidI have three pillows but I have one very special favorite pillow and the best thing is the other two pillows don't get jealous, we're all one big happy family



    LMFAO 3some haha
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    Sep 14, 2010 9:57 PM GMT
    Yes.