The Trouble with Porn

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    Sep 20, 2010 8:46 AM GMT
    I don't know if anyone else finds this, but one thing that frustrates me about porn movies is that you might see what you think will be a really great film, and when you watch it, there's actually only one scene that really does it for you - and you're not interested in any of the others.

    Anyone else find this? It really puts me off buying porn on DVD because they are pretty expensive (compared with mainstream DVDs) and I'd basically be paying the full price of the DVD for just one scene, which is stupid.

    I would love a system where you could 'pick and mix' say 5 scenes from one of the major studios (Titan, Raging Stallion, Falcon, Hot House) and have them all put on a DVD - your own custom porn DVD. Why don't they offer this to customers? You could have a 2 minute sample clip of each scene to see if you'd be into it, then just tick a box - "Add to DVD" and when you've reached your quota (of scenes or run time) the DVD is complete, and they put it together and send it off to you.

    Good idea, no?
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    Sep 20, 2010 9:09 AM GMT
    Kind of like a DVR for Porn? That'd be sweet! I've noticed that too! Some scene's just don't do it for me, but then there's one where I'm like, "YUS!!!!!"

    Then again, if I'm horny enough, a lot can get me off, so the other scene's them become necessary. lol.

    Dig the idea. Wish it were available instead of looking online for stuff.
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    Sep 20, 2010 9:40 AM GMT
    You can do to an individual studio's site and download scenes or whole movies.
  • Beeftastic

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    Sep 20, 2010 9:53 AM GMT
    I haven't put a porn dvd in my player for at least 5 years. There is so much porn available on the internet it's not worth it. Besides, today the quality of downloads from most major houses is superior to the video quality available on DVD. And if you are industrious you can download just about anything for free.
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    Sep 20, 2010 10:49 AM GMT
    MunchingZombie saidYou can do to an individual studio's site and download scenes or whole movies.


    I know you can, but why can't they offer a customised DVD service? I'd be willing to pay if the end product was all killer, no filler.
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    Sep 20, 2010 10:52 AM GMT
    The DVD is dead, porn is all in the cloud.
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    Sep 20, 2010 10:57 AM GMT
    The real trouble with porn is that it puts me to sleep icon_razz.gif It's boring, unless you're the performer (I'd assume - I've never done porn)
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    Sep 20, 2010 11:10 AM GMT
    NickFit said
    MunchingZombie saidYou can do to an individual studio's site and download scenes or whole movies.


    I know you can, but why can't they offer a customised DVD service? I'd be willing to pay if the end product was all killer, no filler.


    That might go against their existing model and it will be expensive for big studios to combine scenes from different movies. I think downloading scenes is the best way as of now.
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    Sep 20, 2010 11:54 AM GMT
    I do a rental on this online place and then i burn the dvd at home and send them back, if its no good the disc just becomes something to put my cup on.
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    Sep 20, 2010 2:50 PM GMT
    I agree with you that you have to pay for the entire DVD when there is one, maybe two scenes that you are really into. It's the risk of buying porn I guess. I think it is a great idea but like some of the other responders here, if you poke (pun intended) around the net, you can find sites where the scene you like is available for free, you can download it to your computer then burn onto a DVD for yourself. Or, most porn companies now offer the option of buying just a scene. Again, you can buy, download and then burn onto your DVD. It could be cheaper...or the same price, depending on how much each scene is.

    I haven't bothered to search the threads...but I wonder if there is a listing somewhere of free porn sites where you can download porn?

    I like www.tube8.com/gay

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    Sep 20, 2010 3:11 PM GMT
    Fearthefall saidThe real trouble with porn is that it puts me to sleep icon_razz.gif It's boring, unless you're the performer (I'd assume - I've never done porn)


    Give me a call if you need a co-star icon_wink.gif
  • Timbales

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    Sep 20, 2010 3:39 PM GMT
    The trouble with porn is I never get the hot pizza guy who brings the pizza into my house asks if I want to see his pepperoni.
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    Sep 20, 2010 3:39 PM GMT
    Yeah I agree, they should have that service but I'd prefer if they put a premium price for it. I've read there's some bookstores offering a book binding service if there's an e-book that you want that they don't have in store.

    And the real trouble with porn is, is that you're not in it icon_twisted.gif
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    Sep 20, 2010 3:42 PM GMT
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  • KepaArg

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    Sep 20, 2010 3:53 PM GMT
    I never actually bought a porn movie, but have enjoyed clips online! icon_smile.gif I am currently living in a country where porn is illegal (along with pork, alcohol, and gay sex) and there is jailtime if caught! Booo
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    Sep 20, 2010 4:01 PM GMT
    Yeah when i am in a hurry with my cock...lol i skip most unwanted scenes and i skip to my favourites. Online free porns( videos) help me that way...ehehehe
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    Sep 20, 2010 4:01 PM GMT
    KepaArg saidI never actually bought a porn movie, but have enjoyed clips online! icon_smile.gif I am currently living in a country where porn is illegal (along with pork, alcohol, and gay sex) and there is jailtime if caught! Booo


    Didn't Argentina just recently pass gay marriage? How can gay sex be illegal then? (your profile says you are in buenos aries)
  • KepaArg

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    Sep 20, 2010 4:04 PM GMT
    adamscott said
    KepaArg saidI never actually bought a porn movie, but have enjoyed clips online! icon_smile.gif I am currently living in a country where porn is illegal (along with pork, alcohol, and gay sex) and there is jailtime if caught! Booo


    Didn't Argentina just recently pass gay marriage? How can gay sex be illegal then? (your profile says you are in buenos aries)


    Yes, Argentina did recently pass gay marriage and I miss home already icon_sad.gif. I recently moved to a Muslim Country for work and I'm not going to change my location to be listed here. I will keep my home country as my listed country.
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    Sep 20, 2010 4:07 PM GMT
    Wait, people still pay for porn?
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    Sep 20, 2010 4:15 PM GMT
    NickFit, I totally agree with you; custom porn is genius!
    And yeah, I watch porn online too, but I'm sentimental, and popping in a DVD and kicking back takes me back to my teen years when I'd come back from the dirty porn shop with a new purchase! It was always like Chrismas morning, but with lube!
    As far as "paying" for porn, I figure if I'm not buying a guy dinner or drinks, I may as well put the money to a good cause ; )
  • cromi

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    Sep 20, 2010 4:16 PM GMT
    GwgTrunks saidWait, people still pay for porn?


    i know, right? i thought old people who have lots of money are the only ones who gets fooled into buying overpriced stuffs like porn.
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    Sep 20, 2010 4:48 PM GMT
    I don't like watching porn - call me an odd duck - but I have made quite a few. I did it for the money. but i have zero porn in my home.
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    Sep 20, 2010 5:50 PM GMT
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    Sep 20, 2010 6:05 PM GMT
    NickFit said
    MunchingZombie saidYou can do to an individual studio's site and download scenes or whole movies.


    I know you can, but why can't they offer a customised DVD service? I'd be willing to pay if the end product was all killer, no filler.


    if they did that is most likely would be as expensive as a dvd with everything on it, plus the task of distributing that, orders, etc...makes it not even worth it for DVD copies.
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    Sep 20, 2010 6:11 PM GMT
    GwgTrunks saidWait, people still pay for porn?
    Nope. That's why it's no good anymore. Nobody wants to work for free. icon_wink.gif