Would you do a member of the clergy?

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    Sep 25, 2010 5:43 AM GMT
    I am a bit at odds with this one... it's his responsibility how he deals with it, I know, but being religious myself, are there certain taboos? He is open minded but in a denomination that does not view homosexuality too kindly, though more advanced than the usual bible thumpers.
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    Sep 25, 2010 5:51 AM GMT
    I'm a religious guy and I already know I'm going to hell, since it's against the bible... so I'll do whatever I feel like. Doing a member of the clergy is awesome.
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    Sep 25, 2010 5:56 AM GMT
    Do his favorite passages and recite all the great sins! icon_twisted.gif
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    Sep 25, 2010 5:58 AM GMT
    Totally,

    a friend of mine had sex with a preacher and then his son all in the same weekend on vacation. She found out they were related when she saw them at a restaurant together.
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    Sep 25, 2010 6:00 AM GMT
    Andreas73 saidWould you do a member of the clergy?
    No, but I did turn down the blatant advances (he was sitting on my knee, drunk at the bar) of the reverend of a gay church once. icon_lol.gif
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    Sep 25, 2010 6:12 AM GMT
    QuadraticEquation saidI'm a religious guy and I already know I'm going to hell, since it's against the bible... so I'll do whatever I feel like. Doing a member of the clergy is awesome.
    Ok I shouldn't do this to this thread, but I'm gonna ask you to post bible quotes that prove your point.
    Fact is, you can't. You can find the quote about "man lying with another man as with woman," but that's only a vague reference that's subject to interpretation. Plus, it doesn't count if you're doing him up against a wall or bent over the weight bench.
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    Sep 25, 2010 6:21 AM GMT
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    ...Ok I shouldn't do this to this thread, but I'm gonna ask you to post bible quotes that prove your point.
    Fact is, you can't. You can find the quote about "man lying with another man as with woman," but that's only a vague reference that's subject to interpretation. Plus, it doesn't count if you're doing him up against a wall or bent over the weight bench.


    Paul, you're being trolled. It's Stuart...again. -yawn-

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    Sep 25, 2010 6:39 AM GMT
    GAMRican saidPaul, you're being trolled. It's Stuart...again. -yawn-

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    Meh, no biggie. I waited till I got drunk to even reply to it cause I really didn't give a fuck in the first place. icon_lol.gif
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    Sep 25, 2010 12:51 PM GMT
    paulflexes said
    QuadraticEquation saidI'm a religious guy and I already know I'm going to hell, since it's against the bible... so I'll do whatever I feel like. Doing a member of the clergy is awesome.
    Ok I shouldn't do this to this thread, but I'm gonna ask you to post bible quotes that prove your point.
    Fact is, you can't. You can find the quote about "man lying with another man as with woman," but that's only a vague reference that's subject to interpretation. Plus, it doesn't count if you're doing him up against a wall or bent over the weight bench.


    I never said I was a Christian ... but that last sentence gave me a good laugh. Btw, I'm not Stuart, whoever he is. I just joined for the first time yesterday simply to ask my question about dating.
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    Sep 25, 2010 1:16 PM GMT
    Andreas73 saidI am a bit at odds with this one... it's his responsibility how he deals with it, I know, but being religious myself, are there certain taboos? He is open minded but in a denomination that does not view homosexuality too kindly, though more advanced than the usual bible thumpers.


    I have done. He didn't have any problems getting pounded. He was actually a bit of a freak in bed. For a moment there I thought he was even German icon_razz.gif
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    Sep 25, 2010 1:35 PM GMT
    paulflexes said
    QuadraticEquation saidI'm a religious guy and I already know I'm going to hell, since it's against the bible... so I'll do whatever I feel like. Doing a member of the clergy is awesome.
    Ok I shouldn't do this to this thread, but I'm gonna ask you to post bible quotes that prove your point.
    Fact is, you can't. You can find the quote about "man lying with another man as with woman," but that's only a vague reference that's subject to interpretation. Plus, it doesn't count if you're doing him up against a wall or bent over the weight bench.


    I thought that just meant we couldn't cuddle or use pillow talk after sex? icon_eek.gif

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    Sep 25, 2010 1:36 PM GMT
    Yeah, us Germans are freaks... icon_wink.gif still waters are deep, as we say.

    We'll see what happens. At least I would not be ruining any family life as he is of the "celibate" persuasion... icon_neutral.gif I just don't want to be involved in the next scandal either. So maybe it's a pass.
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    Sep 25, 2010 4:25 PM GMT
    If you grew up catholic, like I did, its a requirement to have sex with the clergy......
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    Sep 25, 2010 4:26 PM GMT
    I already did a member of the clergy. But we're both Episcopalians, so I think that is officially sanctioned by the Church.
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    Sep 25, 2010 4:26 PM GMT
    batman192 saidIf you grew up catholic, like I did, its a requirement to have sex with the clergy......

    LOL.
  • rnch

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    Sep 25, 2010 4:31 PM GMT
    given the large number of gay men in new orleans, given the large number of catholic guys in new orleans...i prolly already have done a priest! icon_lol.gif
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    Sep 25, 2010 4:40 PM GMT
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    Sep 25, 2010 4:46 PM GMT
    hauptstimme saidTotally,

    a friend of mine had sex with a preacher and then his son all in the same weekend on vacation. She found out they were related when she saw them at a restaurant together.


    THIS would make an awesome porn story! icon_biggrin.gif
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    Sep 25, 2010 5:06 PM GMT
    Done it, a few times, various denominations (usually Protestant of some stripe or another). For whatever it's worth, in just about every case, the parties in question propositioned me, and didn't tell me/weren't honest about their occupation. They all fessed up later, and a couple of them became friends of mine (although not close).
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    Sep 25, 2010 5:35 PM GMT
    Again?
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    Sep 25, 2010 5:40 PM GMT
    QuadraticEquation saidI'm a religious guy and I already know I'm going to hell, since it's against the bible... so I'll do whatever I feel like. Doing a member of the clergy is awesome.


    The power of christ compels you... to shut the fuck up!
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    Sep 26, 2010 4:35 AM GMT
    Clergy is a class as big as an accountant.

    Would you fuck an accountant? Do you have some moral problem fucking an accountant? What about an accountant that works for a homophobic company.

    If the guy is a dick member of the clergy actively harming our community, I would fuck him, take photos, and mail them to the media.
    If the guy is quiet on our issues but a member of a dick congregation, he is welcome to your orgasms.
    If he is an advocate for us despite a shitty congregation, you give that man the best god damn sex of your life.

    At least, that is how I would handle it.