What's the dumbest thing you have done in your life?

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    Sep 26, 2010 10:55 PM GMT
    *inspired by another topic*

    What's the dumbest thing you have done?

    Me: Falling asleep while driving on the interstate. icon_redface.gif

    Good thing I live in Maine and it wasn't terribly busy. I brushed against a car and woke up. I could have killed myself--[worse] x 10^999... I could have killed someone else.

    Now I always pull over and sleep if I begin to feel tired.
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    Sep 26, 2010 11:16 PM GMT
    I broke open a coconut with a hammer and proceeded to cut the flesh/meat using a knife and somehow stabbed myself in the hand. I had major nerve damage and had to go into surgery to fix my hand... unfortunately the surgery did nothing for my hand. I have no feeling in 3 fingers on my right hand.

    Luckily I'm a lefty icon_lol.gif... otherwise j/o wouldn't be as pleasurable.
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    Sep 26, 2010 11:20 PM GMT
    Going backwards with my SUV without checking if the garage door had completely roll up. It normally rolls up by it self but that special morning it didn't so BANG! I did some costly damage to the SUV and the door.
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    Sep 26, 2010 11:20 PM GMT
    I once passed in between two trucks in adjacent lanes on a highway on a motorcycle at 70 miles/hr speed. It did give me a huge adrenaline boost but later it felt so stupid and a really irresponsible thing to do. Did this quite a few years ago and then bid adieu to my motorcycle.
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    Sep 27, 2010 12:02 AM GMT
    the guy I'm madly in love with since I was 19 till this day asked me, when I bumped accidentally into him in a restaurant, it was like this
    Him: hey when do you go to the gym
    Stupid me: I don't know it's different everyday
    Him: ok around which time
    Moi: well whenever my friends call I like to go with them
    Him: ok good luck, see ya
    After few months when I told me friends about him they told me he wanted to go with you and you totally dismissed him
    He left the country now to do his masters in UK so I can't do anything now
    god I'm sooooooo stupid I.
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    Sep 27, 2010 12:32 AM GMT
    If you were handing out prizes for doing dumb s**t, I think I'd come in first.

    Off the top of my head;

    At age 20, drove to Ca from Tx, alone, in a rental car to pick up a guy I thought I 'loved' and brought him back to live with me, where I supported the two of us on ten bucks an hour, while he complained about the apartment, my car, dinners, and ME, and hooked up with everything on two legs when I was at work every night.....

    Leaned way too far over the rail into a tiger's pit at the zoo to get a good picture, started to lose my balance and had to be pulled back by a stranger.....

    'Studied' for a final exam, while driving to class in the rain at speeds well above the limit, and ended up hydroplaning, but thankfully didnt hit anyone....

    At a concert, the performer was about to begin her song, and said she wouldn't start until everyone was quiet. I had seen the show, so I knew what she was about to sing, and right as everyone was quiet, and she took that breath to begin, I got too excited and screamed at the top of my lungs, "YEAAAHHHH!" and threw her completely off. She laughed though.....

    Once while suffering so badly from an abscess (and seriously contemplating suicide to relieve the pain), I took a whole bottle of Advil, over the course of about 10 hours.

    And on and on and on.....icon_redface.gif
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    Sep 27, 2010 12:36 AM GMT
    Where would i begin? i have a "shit, that was stupid" story for almost every week that i've been alive!

    i did get stopped for speeding a few years ago - 115 in a 55mph zone - and then got stopped again 15 minutes later going 60 in a 55mph - my response to the second officer - "You guys JUST got me going 115mph 15 minutes ago!" Yeah, that wasn't the smartest thing to say........the second officer let me go without a ticket, though!
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    Sep 27, 2010 1:09 AM GMT
    stupidest thing i did lets see there r so many lol lol. the dumbest thing is fell alseep cooking and almost burnt down the house when i was a kid. no more cooking for me thank u lol
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    Sep 27, 2010 1:11 AM GMT
    an 8 ball a day for a year and half.... very not cool. 2 years sober and wont even look at the stuff.
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    Sep 27, 2010 1:17 AM GMT
    About an hour before I was to be picked up to go out one night, Being horny and bored and waiting I decided I'd jerk off, Shot a load in my eye and had pink/red eye for half the night. STUPID!
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    Sep 27, 2010 1:50 AM GMT
    Kissing a sociopath on Oct.15 2007. Actually it was the best mistake I've ever made.
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    Sep 27, 2010 1:59 AM GMT
    buying a 10 y.o. mach III toyota supra and keep driving the thing at 200km/h... blew head gasket and ruined the differential ( didn't check the oil soon enough ) . Fixing it got too expensive ... sold it for $600.
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    Sep 27, 2010 2:21 AM GMT
    not gonna tell ya...too embarrassing!
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    Sep 27, 2010 2:31 AM GMT
    The dumbest thing I ever did was to post a topic on RJ...... about my personal life.... its an invite to insults and criticism for sure!
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    Sep 27, 2010 2:33 AM GMT
    His name was Ted.

    IQ of a houseplant.
    Hung like a horse.

    I have a weakness for guys who manhandle me.
    lol
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    Sep 27, 2010 2:40 AM GMT
    Falling asleep behind the wheel at 3am one winter morning. My car did a 180 and i blew out my rear tires was stranded for 3 hrs in the middle of no where without heat since my car battery also died on me.

    2 months ago I damaged my friends car while rushing to pick him up from work.
    I backed out of a parking spot while not paying attention to how close I parked beside a pole. The whole front passenger side of his car was smashed in and his side mirror came off. A 3 seconds mistake turned into a disater. Felt guilty until he got his car back from the shop.(I paid for some of the damages and the rental car) It was the worst weekend of my life. icon_redface.gif

    OH...and getting really drunk at a straight bar and allowing this so called "straight guy"to pick me up. I ended up vomiting all over his car and on my shoes!!icon_lol.gificon_redface.gificon_redface.gificon_redface.gif I felt like a real loser the next morning when I sobered up.(True story)

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    Sep 27, 2010 5:45 AM GMT
    Not taking High School/College serious enough. Youth is wasted in the young. icon_sad.gif
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    Sep 27, 2010 5:48 AM GMT
    ignoring red flags, even at the expense of my credit/health/sanity. do not tell your instinct to be quiet if you sense that a relationship is becoming dysfunctional. better to be alone and happy than partnered and miserable.
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    Sep 27, 2010 6:10 AM GMT
    conscienti1984 saidWhat's the dumbest thing you have done?
    One of my ex's.
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    Sep 27, 2010 6:17 AM GMT
    I dated a worthless asshole... for 8 years.
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    Sep 27, 2010 6:17 AM GMT
    paulflexes said
    conscienti1984 saidWhat's the dumbest thing you have done?
    One of my ex's.


    HAHAHAH icon_lol.gif
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    Sep 27, 2010 6:20 AM GMT
    Ganymede80 saidI dated a worthless asshole... for 8 years.


    Me too.... except longer.... too embarrassing to admit.

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    Sep 27, 2010 6:23 AM GMT
    Touched a credit card. WARNING!!!!!!!!!!
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    Sep 27, 2010 6:36 AM GMT
    Okay I got another one... though it was more of an accident.

    I was jacking off one time on my bed in my room when I lived at my parents house. Back then I had Japanese decor--my mattress was on the floor so I was quite low. I was about ready to cum and began to aim for my... *cough* ...um mouth. icon_redface.gif

    But I shot earlier than expected and the cum went just past my head to the wall on my left. It quickly dribbled down straight for an electrical outlet, and I couldn't stop it in time. When my cum entered the outlet, I saw two blue sparks and heard a sizzleing sound.

    After that, my $350 Home Theater System, which was plugged into the same outlet, never worked again (despite working fine that same day).

    I can't know for sure that I destroyed it with my cum... but it was much less painful dealing with the financial loss believing that I did. icon_razz.gif

    Now that takes skill! Or just dumb fuck luck.
  • sumkindoflife

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    Sep 27, 2010 6:53 AM GMT
    ..gave my love and attention to someone who didnt earn it and (i eventually realized) didnt deserve it either.