THINGS you SAID as a KID

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    Sep 29, 2010 2:05 AM GMT
    "My ass itches." icon_wink.gif

    How about you?
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    Sep 29, 2010 2:09 AM GMT
    "Everyone is either a bitch or an asshole"

    I said this to my brother when I was 4. He tells me to this day that no one has disproved my theory.


    "Why is everyone down here named Jose?"

    Also said this when I was 4 visiting my dad in Long Beach. But this theory has been disproven by millions of guys named Carlos.

    Yes both of these quotes are true. I didn't make these up. My parents keep telling me the same quotes every year like they're halcyon.
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    Sep 29, 2010 2:15 AM GMT
    My older sisters were always telling me what to do and i would say to them,'' YOUR NOT MY MOTHER''............talk about the bad seed...icon_wink.gif
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    Sep 29, 2010 2:47 AM GMT
    I'm one of 7 and I'd always tell my bro or sis that they were adopted if we got in a fighticon_lol.gif
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    Sep 29, 2010 2:59 AM GMT
    we used to call guys 'turd brosses' derogatory but no idea what it meant. and farts were 'puffus wheats'....keithicon_cool.gif
  • MuscleComeBac...

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    Sep 29, 2010 3:40 AM GMT
    I told my parents that I came from Bethlehem, because that's where I thought all babies came from before they were born....!
  • Karnage

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    Sep 29, 2010 3:58 AM GMT
    I once in the store helping my mom look for some household cleaner. When I couldn't find it I shouted across the aisles 'MOM, I CAN'T FIND THE VIAGRA!' Turns out I was supposed to be looking for Niagra...
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    Sep 29, 2010 4:36 AM GMT
    I used to sing "Dirty Dancing" songs... and imagined myself as Baby. icon_redface.gif
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    Sep 29, 2010 4:57 AM GMT
    Apparently I used to run around singing Eric Clapton's Layyyyyllllaa!!

    And when it was time to eat I would start up with "ditter ditter ditter ditter"


    = dinner (when you are 3)
  • kietkat

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    Sep 29, 2010 5:02 AM GMT
    I would never admit to using this term, though it was quite popular amongst the female brats at my elementary school: "butt munch" icon_confused.gif
  • idkagudname

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    Sep 29, 2010 5:15 AM GMT
    "Women get pregnant from kissing men"

    I really thought that the seed that impregnates women passes through kissing.
    Until I hit puberty and realized that was what sex was for...
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    Sep 29, 2010 6:58 AM GMT
    I was 6, and something about gays getting married in Europe came on TV.

    Ii proceeded to tell my parents, "ooh I want to marry a man" lol. Parents are evangelicals, thus they didn't find it adorable.
  • Little_Spoon

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    Sep 29, 2010 7:26 AM GMT
    "I'm a Barbie girl, in a Barbie WOOORRLLLD!"
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    Sep 29, 2010 7:29 AM GMT
    When I was 8 or 9 I didn't want to go to one of my father's friend home and they forced me to go., when we got there, I wanted to stay in the car but my dad forced me to get out. They had no children so all the adults were all talking and the lady of the house invited us to come in and seat in the porch., as the conversation progressed, she apologized for the condition of the porch and said she was going to paint it to which I reply "and it really need a few coats of paint" I still remember the expressions of my parents. That was my payback for obligating me to go to that house.
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    Sep 29, 2010 10:07 AM GMT
    jgymnast733 saidMy older sisters were always telling me what to do and i would say to them,'' YOUR NOT MY MOTHER''............talk about the bad seed...icon_wink.gif


    How do you know that she said the word "YOU'RE" inaccurately?
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    Sep 29, 2010 10:19 AM GMT
    I used to do something called "my dick"

    Basically, it was a way of joking/ insulting mildly

    Me: Oh...Joe...that guy called for you.
    Joe: Who?
    Me: MY DICK!!

    Me: Sarah, that is the thing I was talking about...
    Sarah: What thing?
    Me: MY DICK!!

    Me: Bob, you know, you really should check it out.
    Bob: Check what out?
    Me: MY DICK!!
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    Sep 29, 2010 11:52 AM GMT
    I was a mean kid and an extremely spoilt brat.

    I demanded respect, disliked girls and called fat people 'fatty bum-bola' but that was the tip of the iceberg.


    Things sure did change now however icon_smile.gif


    .. wait a min.. i just realized i was stewie griffin icon_lol.gif
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    Sep 29, 2010 1:13 PM GMT
    Now I don't really remember saying this.. However my family wont let it go.

    When I was about what 3 or 4 my mother dressed me up as a devil for Halloween. (Horns, tail, red pitchfork, even a mustache.)

    My reaction : "Oooh Look Mom, I'm a COW!"
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    Sep 29, 2010 1:23 PM GMT
    puta