Gives a whole new meaning to door knob

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    Sep 30, 2010 7:55 PM GMT
    WTF? ... icon_eek.gif

    Door Knob
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    Sep 30, 2010 7:56 PM GMT
    That's hilarious, but it looks to be a humorous pic and not real.
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    Sep 30, 2010 7:58 PM GMT
    new addition to the home, Caslon? keithicon_cool.gif
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    Sep 30, 2010 8:12 PM GMT
    vetteset saidnew addition to the home, Caslon? keithicon_cool.gif

    Yes. And with the kind if friends I have, I had to pist that sign. ... icon_rolleyes.gif

    Bunch of fucking perverts with their dicks in their hands all the time.
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    Sep 30, 2010 8:15 PM GMT
    I could see that being a realistic sign on a bathroom door in a gay bar.
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    Sep 30, 2010 8:27 PM GMT
    I think it's metaphoric.

    As you just touched, squeezed, shaked your penis while peeing, and then opened the door with that same hand, it's like you opened the door with your penis.

    That explains why you should open the door with your forearm, which has probably not been in contact with your crotch.

    Come on guys, it's soooo logical icon_rolleyes.gif
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    Sep 30, 2010 8:29 PM GMT
    ^ I'm glad I'm not seeing the women's room door! ... icon_eek.gif
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    Sep 30, 2010 8:29 PM GMT
    I think most of us got that.icon_wink.gif
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    Sep 30, 2010 8:30 PM GMT
    QuadraticEquation saidI think most of us got that.icon_wink.gif


    I'm sure we could be surprised. Oh, well, Bello's not here anymore...
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    Sep 30, 2010 8:31 PM GMT
    Disasterpiece said

    Come on guys, it's simple mathematics! icon_rolleyes.gif


    I think you meant 'linguine'....icon_lol.gif
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    Sep 30, 2010 8:32 PM GMT
    QuadraticEquation saidI think most of us got that.icon_wink.gif

    Oh, you did not. Stop lying.

    As a matter of fact, since my hands are out and touching all kinds of surfaces, whereas my dick is safely in my pants, I would trust the sanitation if my dick over my hands.
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    Sep 30, 2010 8:34 PM GMT
    Caslon15000 said
    QuadraticEquation saidI think most of us got that.icon_wink.gif

    Oh, you did not. Stop lying.



    Ah, the internet, you never know who's telling the truth. icon_lol.gif

    btw, you touch other things with your hands in the bathroom? Hopefully not the toilet seat, that's nasty. I wouldn't touch anything in the bathroom.
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    Sep 30, 2010 10:36 PM GMT
    so by opening with our forearms, can we get std's of the forearm, will it fall off in a few weeks? is there known treatment for forearm gontokorea? fuck i'm so confused....btw Caslon how to you 'pist' a sign?? keithicon_cool.gif
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    Sep 30, 2010 10:37 PM GMT
    Photoshop FTW.