People need to learn how to work their fucking

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    Oct 02, 2010 9:59 PM GMT
    car alarms.

    *peeks out window blinds across the street at the honking green minivan*

    ...2 minutes later...

    Ahhh...silence.

    ...2 seconds later...

    Door slams; honking begins.

    /rant
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    Oct 02, 2010 10:31 PM GMT
    No shit. We have some "immigrants" with a car alarm that has been an annoyance now for WEEKS.
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    Oct 02, 2010 11:02 PM GMT
    I'd much prefer car alarms to the barking dog in the townhouse next to me.
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    Oct 02, 2010 11:04 PM GMT
    breakers saidI'd much prefer car alarms to the barking dog in the townhouse next to me.

    Same here. My downstairs neighbor dogs barks for about an hour when he leaves. Drives me nuts.
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    Oct 02, 2010 11:14 PM GMT
    If the noise continues, the owners of the van might be in violation of a noise ordinance. Is the van parked in the street? You might be able to have it towed icon_twisted.gif
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    Oct 02, 2010 11:18 PM GMT
    In that sense my neighbors are really nice. They have two girls and have quite a few sleep overs or pajama parties but I never hear any noise. In fact they usually come over to let me know in advance and apologize in case they get a bit loud. icon_smile.gif
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    Oct 02, 2010 11:41 PM GMT
    People need to learn how to work their fucking

    I thought this thread was going to be about how some people don't know how to fuck right. I've been really having a problem with this lately. Two of the last three guys I've had sex with really did not know what they were doing in bed. I don't mind helping a guy out a little but come on, you at least need to know the basics! I mean, go watch a porno or something.
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    Oct 02, 2010 11:46 PM GMT
    Yeah, at least where I live, there is a time limit under which it can be going off before they can ticket the car. Eventually they can even tow. One time I actually did call 311 on a car alarm that was going off at like 2 in the morning for over an hour on and off. And that's just after it had woken me up. I went out to look at it and it had more than 1 ticket on it... bastards. icon_twisted.gif
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    Oct 02, 2010 11:58 PM GMT
    fastfreddie saidPeople need to learn how to work their fucking

    I thought this thread was going to be about how some people don't know how to fuck right. I've been really having a problem with this lately. Two of the last three guys I've had sex with really did not know what they were doing in bed. I don't mind helping a guy out a little but come on, you at least need to know the basics! I mean, go watch a porno or something.
    It's about time someone besides me has their mind in the gutter.
    Welcome home. icon_biggrin.gif
  • LJay

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    Oct 03, 2010 12:04 AM GMT
    OK, fastfreddie, what did you teach 'em?

    As for the barking dog, why not attach a remote control vibrator to its genitalia and activate on barking? Something like a silent (from a distance) car alarm.
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    Oct 03, 2010 12:05 AM GMT
    LJay saidAs for the barking dog, why not attach a remote control vibrator to its genitalia and activate on barking? Something like a silent (from a distance) car alarm.
    That sounds like a good idea.
    Now I wish my neighbors had a barking dog. icon_lol.gif
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    Oct 03, 2010 12:07 AM GMT
    photosrus saidYeah, at least where I live, there is a time limit under which it can be going off before they can ticket the car. Eventually they can even tow. One time I actually did call 311 on a car alarm that was going off at like 2 in the morning for over an hour on and off. And that's just after it had woken me up. I went out to look at it and it had more than 1 ticket on it... bastards. icon_twisted.gif


    I am usually not a violent person but I would definitely take a sledge hammer to the windshield of that car.
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    Oct 03, 2010 12:10 AM GMT
    fastfreddie said
    photosrus saidYeah, at least where I live, there is a time limit under which it can be going off before they can ticket the car. Eventually they can even tow. One time I actually did call 311 on a car alarm that was going off at like 2 in the morning for over an hour on and off. And that's just after it had woken me up. I went out to look at it and it had more than 1 ticket on it... bastards. icon_twisted.gif


    I am usually not a violent person but I would definitely take a sledge hammer to the windshield of that car.
    That would just make the alarm go off again. icon_lol.gif
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    Oct 03, 2010 12:13 AM GMT
    paulflexes said
    That would just make the alarm go off again. icon_lol.gif

    That's exactly the point. If the owner doesn't notice the alarm going off then he's not going to notice me taking out his window and maybe he'll learn something for next time.
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    Oct 03, 2010 1:17 AM GMT
    breakers saidI'd much prefer car alarms to the barking dog in the townhouse next to me.


    I'd much prefer YOU in the house next to me... rather the fat and glutenous screaming toad of a woman and her two annoying dogs! ARGHHH!!!!! icon_twisted.gif
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    Oct 03, 2010 1:43 AM GMT
    paulflexes saidcar alarms.

    *peeks out window blinds across the street at the honking green minivan*

    ...2 minutes later...

    Ahhh...silence.

    ...2 seconds later...

    Door slams; honking begins.

    /rant




    It's okay Paul, We are not going to judge you that you drive a Green Minivan. Paul rollin in the Chrysler Minivan.... icon_lol.gif
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    Oct 03, 2010 1:47 AM GMT
    DFWgu saidIt's okay Paul, We are not going to judge you that you drive a Green Minivan. Paul rollin in the Chrysler Minivan.... icon_lol.gif
    How'd you know it's a Chrysler? icon_eek.gif
    But I can proudly say it ain't mine. I wouldn't be able to afford the gas mileage.
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    Oct 03, 2010 1:50 AM GMT
    paulflexes saidcar alarms.

    *peeks out window blinds across the street at the honking green minivan*

    ...2 minutes later...

    Ahhh...silence.

    ...2 seconds later...

    Door slams; honking begins.

    /rant

    Do you live in my neighborhood. you took the words out of my mouth. Or women who try to jump start their cars... the new cars don't like it and see it as someone trying to steal them
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    Oct 03, 2010 1:51 AM GMT
    Latenight30 saidDo you live in my neighborhood.
    I wish. I could use the eye candy. icon_biggrin.gif
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    Oct 03, 2010 1:52 AM GMT
    paulflexes saidcar alarms.

    *peeks out window blinds across the street at the honking green minivan*

    ...2 minutes later...

    Ahhh...silence.

    ...2 seconds later...

    Door slams; honking begins.

    /rant


    seriously the guy next to me plays a tuba for relaxation. FUCK MY LIFE.
    I asked his girlfriend one day when i caught her parking and why i heard the theme song to "sleeping with the enemy" she said her boyfriend was told to take up the tuba.
    no one has it worse than I
    I'm about to scale his fence ninja style and put egg salad in his mouth piece.
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    Oct 03, 2010 1:54 AM GMT
    paulflexes said
    DFWgu saidIt's okay Paul, We are not going to judge you that you drive a Green Minivan. Paul rollin in the Chrysler Minivan.... icon_lol.gif
    How'd you know it's a Chrysler? icon_eek.gif
    But I can proudly say it ain't mine. I wouldn't be able to afford the gas mileage.



    Well Chrysler is known for the Minivan, everyone had one in the 80's 90's and even proud to say my parents had one in the 2000's that even had electric power sliding doors.... icon_rolleyes.gif
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    Oct 03, 2010 1:55 AM GMT
    Karate1974 saidI'm about to scale his fence ninja style and put egg salad in his mouth piece.
    If he's hot, you should put his mouth piece in your egg salad.
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    Oct 03, 2010 5:56 AM GMT
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    ScoobyDoobyDude saidIf the noise continues, the owners of the van might be in violation of a noise ordinance. Is the van parked in the street? You might be able to have it towed icon_twisted.gif


    This would be a great law to enforce EVERYWHERE. I hate car alarms going off and not being deactivated. They should come up with some sort of paging service instead. So instead of the whole rest of the world hearing an alarm - people can have a device on their key chain that sets of an audible beep like a pager for only the owner to hear. I should patent this idea, you would all love me for it, right? I would love it most of all. icon_razz.gif


    already made it. its called a 2 way fm car alarm. the alarm still goes off, but the fob on ur key chain alerts you as long as you are within a couple kilometers of ur vehicle.

  • Oct 03, 2010 6:35 AM GMT
    Has anyone else noticed that the less desirable a vehicle is the more likely it is to have some crazy insane annoying alarm hooked up to it? This green van doesn’t exactly sound like something special; in my head I’m picturing some 1994 Chevrolet Astro Van.