A very sillyu and shallow question

  • mizu5

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    Oct 08, 2010 12:33 AM GMT
    HALLOWEEN

    I'm going to be a football player~! (LAUGH all you'd like icon_razz.gif I think it's cute)

    I have month to bulk up and whatnot. I don't have access to a gym.

    What should I do> how many/ how often?

    Is protein powder worth it?

    anythigg else?

    (I figure I just need to work my arms pecs and abs really, but I need to do it.. a little fast)

    I realize this may be a stupid question, but wasn';t sure if there is anything one can do, maybe people bulk up faster at the start and then wane?
  • mizu5

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    Oct 08, 2010 12:34 AM GMT
    I meant to post this in general fitness. I have no idea how it turned up here!
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    Oct 08, 2010 12:35 AM GMT
    icon_biggrin.giflol
  • mcwclewis

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    Oct 08, 2010 12:49 AM GMT
    Nothing wrong with the idea icon_smile.gif



    Don't get your hopes up though... theres just no physical way you can bulk up that quickly
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    Oct 08, 2010 2:30 AM GMT
    http://www.realjock.com/article/825/
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    Oct 25, 2010 3:39 AM GMT
    Wear a rubber body suit for the night (or a fat suit, that may work). It's Halloween.
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    Oct 25, 2010 3:42 AM GMT
    I'm going to my work Christmas party as Paris Hilton. It doesn't mean I'm going to start getting gender reconstruction survgery. Just put on a football uniform and have fun!
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    Oct 25, 2010 3:44 AM GMT
    Muscle implants...
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    Oct 25, 2010 4:01 AM GMT
    dash_8 saidI'm going to my work Christmas party as Paris Hilton. It doesn't mean I'm going to start getting gender reconstruction survgery. Just put on a football uniform and have fun!


    You wear costumes at your Christmas party? That is sillyu.
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    Oct 25, 2010 4:05 AM GMT
    Iceblink said
    dash_8 saidI'm going to my work Christmas party as Paris Hilton. It doesn't mean I'm going to start getting gender reconstruction survgery. Just put on a football uniform and have fun!


    You wear costumes at your Christmas party? That is sillyu.


    Yeah we have a theme each year. This year it's 'Red Carpet' and since I work in drug and alcohol research I figured dressing as Paris Hilton and smearing white powder all over my nose would be appropriate. Someone else already put dibs as dressing as Lindsay Lohan....
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    Oct 25, 2010 8:13 AM GMT
    all you can do in a month is wear a rubber muscle suit or strap pillows to your chest and arms.