Worker caught having sex with Henry Hoover

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    Mar 04, 2008 7:01 AM GMT
    http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/main.jhtml?xml=/news/2008/03/03/nhoover103.xml

    Worker caught having sex with Henry Hoover

    By Megan Levy
    Last Updated: 12:45pm GMT 03/03/2008

    A Polish worker has come up with an unusual excuse after being caught in the act with a vacuum cleaner.
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    The building contractor claimed he was cleaning his underpants with Henry Hoover when he was found naked and on his knees in a hospital's staff canteen.

    Henry the Hoover
    The man claimed he was cleaning his underpants with Henry Hoover

    A stunned security guard stumbled onto the man in the middle of a compromising act with the cleaner, which has a large smiley face painted on its front and a hose protruding from its "nose".

    According to the Sun, the contractor was supposed to be locking up the building site near the Great Ormond Street Children's Hospital where his firm is refurbishing administration offices.

    The security guard, suitably horrified, told the man to "clean himself and the hoover" before asking him to leave and informing his bosses.

    When later questioned by his employers, the man said he was vacuuming his underpants, which was "a common practice in Poland". He has since been fired.

    The man's employers, HG Construction, told The Sun: "That behaviour is not acceptable, though it gave a few people a laugh".
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    Henry Hoover is described on a cleaning website as "famous for its looks, but under its fascia lies a powerful, reliable vacuum cleaner ready to go time and time again."

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    Mar 04, 2008 12:53 PM GMT
    Been there done that... Actually it was a real disappointment... Your dick ends up vibrating back and forth like crazy (in a metal shaft), actually caused some blood blisters...
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    Mar 04, 2008 1:01 PM GMT
    ick!

    American Pie-esque moment eh? LOL
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    Mar 04, 2008 1:18 PM GMT
    whatever happened to a lil' lube and some hand and wrist action? or am i old fashioned here? O_o

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    Mar 06, 2008 4:01 AM GMT
    LMAO !!!!! OVER AND OVER !!!!!!! My last name is HOOVER, is this a BRITISH made HOOVER VACUUME? my uncle HENRY HOOVER from IOWA was straight so I know he didn't do this !!!!LOL !!!! Besides he's been dead for decades LOL !!!!