Political Humor - to lighten the mood here

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    Oct 09, 2010 8:01 PM GMT
    Working people frequently ask retired people what they do to make their days 
interesting. Well, for example, the other day my wife and I went into town and went into a shop. We were only in there for about 5 minutes. When we came out, there was a cop writing out a parking ticket. We went up to him and said, "Come on man, how about giving a senior citizen a break?"
     
    He ignored us and continued writing the ticket. I called him a Nazi turd. He 
glared at me and started writing another ticket for having worn tires. So my 
wife called him a sh..-head. He finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield with the first. Then he started writing a third ticket. This went on for about 20 minutes. The more we abused him, the more tickets he wrote...
     
    Personally, we didn't care. We came into town by bus and saw the car had an Obama sticker... We try to have a little fun each day now that we're retired... 
It's important at our age.

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    A teacher asked her 6th grade class how many of them were Obama fans..

    Not really knowing what an Obama fan was, but wanting to be liked by the teacher, all the kids raised their hands except for Little Johnny. The teacher asked Little Johnny why he has decided to be different...again.

    Little Johnny said, "Because I'm not an Obama fan."

    The teacher asked, "Why aren't you a fan of Obama?"

    Johnny said, "Because I'm a Republican."

    The teacher asked him why he's a Republican.

    Little Johnny answered, "Well, my Mom's a Republican and my Dad's a Republican, so I'm a Republican."

    Annoyed by this answer, the teacher asked, "If your mom were a moron and your dad were an idiot, what would that make you?"

    With a big smile, Little Johnny replied, "That would make me an Obama fan."

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    The International Olympic Committee announced today that it has taken back the gold medal previously awarded to American skier Lindsey Vonn and given it to U.S. President Barack Obama. Olympic officials said Obama deserved the medal more than Vonn because no one has ever gone downhill faster than he has.
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    Oct 10, 2010 3:44 AM GMT
    These "jokes" are more proof that Republicans are great at hate but they suck at humor.
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    Oct 10, 2010 4:15 AM GMT
    rickrick91 saidThese "jokes" are more proof that Republicans are great at hate but they suck at humor.

    HAHA - you can supply some jokes RickRick and show what humor you have. I have to believe there are some libs with a sense of humor, but they seem to be pretty rare. Most are angry and bitter. icon_biggrin.gif
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    Oct 10, 2010 4:25 AM GMT
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    rickrick91 saidThese "jokes" are more proof that Republicans are great at hate but they suck at humor.

    HAHA - you can supply some jokes RickRick and show what humor you have. I have to believe there are some libs with a sense of humor, but they seem to be pretty rare. Most of them are bitter. icon_biggrin.gif



    LMAO
    All three of your "jokes" are bitter attacks on Obama, masquerading as humor.
    So, really it's pretty hypocritical of you to be calling Democrats "bitter".

    If you were really interested in lightening the mood, you would post some jokes that aren't attacks on Obama, disguised as "jokes".
    But, NO - you're only in partisan attack mode.

    How about just being honest about that, eh?
    We know you're a partisan Republican working feverishly to try to spin some RJers into voting Repub.
    Just be honest about it.
    These jokes you posted are right-wing propaganda masquerading as "humor".
    Nothing more.
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    Oct 10, 2010 4:36 AM GMT
    There are no Repuglican jokes, cuz a joke is not needed. The Repuglicans are the jokes.
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    Oct 10, 2010 5:13 AM GMT
    rickrick91 said
    socalfitness said
    rickrick91 saidThese "jokes" are more proof that Republicans are great at hate but they suck at humor.

    HAHA - you can supply some jokes RickRick and show what humor you have. I have to believe there are some libs with a sense of humor, but they seem to be pretty rare. Most of them are bitter. icon_biggrin.gif



    LMAO
    All three of your "jokes" are bitter attacks on Obama, masquerading as humor.
    So, really it's pretty hypocritical of you to be calling Democrats "bitter".

    If you were really interested in lightening the mood, you would post some jokes that aren't attacks on Obama, disguised as "jokes".
    But, NO - you're only in partisan attack mode.

    How about just being honest about that, eh?
    We know you're a partisan Republican working feverishly to try to spin some RJers into voting Repub.
    Just be honest about it.
    These jokes you posted are right-wing propaganda masquerading as "humor".
    Nothing more.

    I don't think I've spun anyone to vote anything. There are already guys who are capable of independent thought and I expect will vote as they wish. I don't think jokes will change any minds.
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    Oct 10, 2010 4:11 PM GMT
    Haha, that was funny.