Dear awkward guy,

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    Oct 11, 2010 12:43 AM GMT
    Please stop posting 800 replies to the 'guy above you' threads. Give someone else a chance to interact with the posters.

    Please stop inviting everyone (and anyone) to sleep with you. The opportunity stops being flattering when you're handing it out like free bibles on a college campus.

    Please stop posting without proof reading what you've written. No one catches all their spelling errors. But their is know resin four ewe too get so krazy with it.

    Keep it going RealJockers. What do you have to say to awkward guy?
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    Oct 11, 2010 12:44 AM GMT
    Who?
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    Oct 11, 2010 12:53 AM GMT
    Caslon16000 saidWho?


    Awkward guy can be anybody. Think... Shakespear's Everyman. Only Awkward guy represents someone we think is... awkward.

    Am I really explaining this..?
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    Oct 11, 2010 2:15 AM GMT
    Is this one of those trick existentialist threads?
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    Oct 11, 2010 3:18 AM GMT
    beneful1 saidIs this one of those trick existentialist threads?


    Well.. it's widely based on what YOU personally view to be awkward. So yes to the existentialism? Think of it like a light hearted service announcement to the awkward public. Ever see something awkward going on that you wish would just.. stop?

    Post about it.
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    Oct 11, 2010 4:16 AM GMT
    KentuckyTuss said
    Caslon16000 saidWho?


    Awkward guy can be anybody. Think... Shakespear's Everyman. Only Awkward guy represents someone we think is... awkward.

    Am I really explaining this..?

    Ok, this is stupid.
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    Oct 11, 2010 4:31 AM GMT
    KentuckyTuss said
    Please stop inviting everyone (and anyone) to sleep with you. The opportunity stops being flattering when you're handing it out like free bibles on a college campus.


    Anyone on here wanna sleep with me? lol
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    Oct 11, 2010 4:48 AM GMT
    i thought it was pretty clever. an open letter to that akward guy. haha. i chuckled, thanks icon_biggrin.gif
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    Oct 11, 2010 4:49 AM GMT
    Something tells me "awkward guy" is a real guy icon_rolleyes.gif
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    Oct 11, 2010 4:53 AM GMT
    Dear awkward guy,

    Please stop posting your opinion wanting everyone to believe it's fact. This is the wide wondrous world of the internet, if we care enough, we will do research and find out you are full of shit

    Please stop posting forum topics about "that straight guy who's giving you mixed signals". The horrible, sad truth is: He's straight, and you're not a girl, so things might not work out. Move on.



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    Oct 11, 2010 4:57 AM GMT
    While we're at it: Dear awkward guy, nobody believes what you say about your body. And you're a fucking asshole for even bringing it up. Are you trying to make others worship you or something? Fuck off.
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    Oct 11, 2010 4:59 AM GMT
    CHIdude saidWhile we're at it: Dear awkward guy, nobody believes what you say about your body. And you're a fucking asshole for even bringing it up. Are you trying to make others worship you or something? Fuck off.


    +1
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    Oct 11, 2010 5:25 AM GMT
    Dear awkward guy,
    Please stop the threads of heartbreak and despair of someone that stopped calling you after the first date. You don't have a history with this person. It was one date and now you are crying like a little girl as if you had been married ten years. To make it even worse, once you provide all the details of how the date was set up, it is clear you are the only one dense enough to not realize this was nothing more than a hook up.
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    Oct 11, 2010 9:44 AM GMT
    Dear awkward guy,

    Please stop posting pics with the title "Does this new pair of underwear make me look fat?" when you obviously have a 6 pack, biceps the size grapefruits and skin as smooth as a baby's ass. All you are doing is fishing for unneeded compliments and attention.
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    Oct 27, 2010 11:17 PM GMT
    Dear Awkward Guy

    Ermm...mmmm...
    Wait a minute, I am the awkward guy...BLOODY HELL!
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    Oct 27, 2010 11:20 PM GMT
    Dear awkward guy,

    stop posting threads about how you think you're actually straight, and then when your lack of logic gets powned start calling me a "self righteous faggot" in email messages. You're a moron and you know it.

    Now go wash your mouth out with bar soap for all that foul language.

    Ciao icon_wink.gif
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    Oct 27, 2010 11:22 PM GMT
    HEY

    I'm awkward guy icon_sad.gif
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    Oct 27, 2010 11:28 PM GMT
    I love this thread!
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    Oct 27, 2010 11:29 PM GMT
    amar_m saidHEY

    I'm awkward guy icon_sad.gif


    Not you.

    Me wuvs you.
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    Oct 27, 2010 11:30 PM GMT
    beneful1 saidIs this one of those trick existentialist threads?


    It involves a trick alright.
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    Oct 27, 2010 11:30 PM GMT
    Jacob_dane saidDear awkward guy,

    Please stop posting pics with the title "Does this new pair of underwear make me look fat?" when you obviously have a 6 pack, biceps the size grapefruits and skin as smooth as a baby's ass. All you are doing is fishing for unneeded compliments and attention.


    LOL no he should keep sending those.
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    Oct 27, 2010 11:31 PM GMT
    amar_m saidHEY

    I'm awkward guy icon_sad.gif


    Nuh-huh, I like your posts.
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    Oct 27, 2010 11:36 PM GMT
    Hmm. I wouldn't want awkward guy to be confused with creepy-guy. Cause they're different people.
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    Oct 27, 2010 11:43 PM GMT
    Dear awkward guy

    PLEAS stop posting replies after me on every freakin ''guy above you'' thread. Those threads used to be fun. You are in your 50's, a bit creepy-looking and one compliment or ''hit-line'' is more than enough. Posting after me, everytime, makes you an stupid horny stalker. I'M NOT INTERESTED. Pleas, move on and leave me be.

    Love, Lenden.
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    Oct 28, 2010 12:11 AM GMT
    Guys, I can say as an awkward person (seriously, I'm like a walking episode of the UK version of "The Office") I do none of these things (well, I'm pretty liberal with hot listing people, but I also recognize that my hot list is basically akin to a pat on the back. You know "keep up the good work slugger". that sort of thing).

    so yeah, less talk about awkward dude, more talk about CREEPY dude!