Awesome poem I found about Masturbation!

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    Oct 12, 2010 5:28 AM GMT
    I like it when I wake.
    When the sunlight rouses me at my own pace.
    When I've finally rolled over my last
    And the near-noon air hits my hip.

    I like being smooth.
    When I can slide my fingertips down lazily.
    When even after they've past my belly
    The sensitivity of hairlessness arouses me more.

    I like being arched.
    When my back is curved just a bit
    When legs are spread, but ankles cross
    I close my eyes, part my lips, and become ready.

    I like being hard.
    When my caress turns fevorish, attentive to my core.
    When the flesh heats up, throbs, and my inner spring coils
    Teeth clinch just so when I pant.

    I like when it's done.
    When the flood drowns me all at once.
    When my fingers are slick, and I rub just once more
    A young discovery, so delicious and sweet.

    -Author Unkown
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    Oct 12, 2010 4:57 PM GMT
    While we're on the subject...



    (I miss those times...)
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    Oct 12, 2010 5:26 PM GMT
    That poem is kinda awesome actually.
  • wellwell

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    Oct 12, 2010 5:38 PM GMT
    Maybe, except 4 the hairless part (major turn-off here).
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    Oct 12, 2010 7:26 PM GMT
    great wanker song! from one of my fav british comedians very cute icon_smile.gif




    HTTP://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oAM2cLhBFzU
  • jperfit

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    Oct 12, 2010 10:46 PM GMT
    Bet you didn't know if you wank at least 22 times a month you can reduce your risk of getting prostate cancer by 60%, i wonder if they can make a poem about that.
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    Oct 13, 2010 1:58 AM GMT
    Is there a National Masturbation Day or something?