Real Jock Theme Tune-I can make you a Man

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  Mar 06, 2008 2:44 AM GMT

  If you haven't heard of the Rocky Horror Picture show;
  
  1. Where have you been?
  
  2. Watch this and listen to the lyrics
  
  3. Bathe in the talent and pure sexual energy that is Tim Curry
  
  

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  Mar 06, 2008 2:47 AM GMT

  I actually am ROFLMAO on how appropriate this song is to the realjock ethos.
  
  Perfect in everyway
  
  Dr Frank-N-furter: "Now Brad and Janet, what do you think of him?"
  
  Janet: "Well i don't like men with too many muscles..."
  
  Dr Frank-N-Further:"...I DIDN'T MAKE HIM FOR YOU!"
  
  

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  Mar 06, 2008 3:04 AM GMT

  The Lyrics:
  
  Dr. Frank-N-Furter
  
  A weakling weighing ninety-eight pounds
  Will get sand in his face
  When kicked to the ground
  And soon in the gym
  With a determined chin
  The sweat from his pores
  As he works for his cause
  Will make him glisten
  And gleam, and with massage
  And just a little bit of steam
  He'll be pink and quite clean
  He'll be a strong man
  Oh, honey!
  Chorus
  
  But the wrong man
  Dr. Frank-N-Furter
  
  He'll eat nutritious, high protein
  And swallow raw eggs
  Try to build up his shoulders
  His chest, arms, and legs
  Such an effort
  If he only knew of my plan
  In just seven days
  Chorus
  
  I can make you a man
  Dr. Frank-N-Furter
  
  He'll do press-ups and chin-ups
  Do the snatch, clean, and jerk
  He thinks dynamic tension
  Must be hard work
  Such strenuous living
  I just don't understand
  When in just seven days
  Oh, baby
  I can make you a man
  
  
  Dr. Frank-N-Furter
  
  But a deltoid and a bicep
  A hot groin and a tricep
  Makes me - Ooh! - shake
  Makes me wanna take Charles Atlas by the hand
  Chorus
  
  In just seven days
  Dr. Frank-N-Furter
  
  Oh, baby
  Chorus
  
  I can make you a man
  Dr. Frank-N-Furter
  
  I don't want no dissension
  Just dynamic tension
  Janet Weiss
  
  I'm a muscle fan
  Chorus
  
  In just seven days
  I can make you a man
  Dr. Frank-N-Furter
  
  Dig it if you can
  Chorus
  
  In just seven days
  I can make you a man

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  Mar 06, 2008 8:03 AM GMT

  It's perfect...unless you believe that a well-developed physique requires long hours of training and commitment to be *legitimate*.
  
  Myself...I'd sign up for the Frank-N-Furter way

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  I Love how he giggles and gets all excited when he sings "and just a little bit of steam" and runs his finger down Charles Atlas's abs.
  
  The pure cheeky sassy sexual energy could only have been pulled off by Tim Curry. Watching this clip or any of the Rocky Horror Picture Show would make you belive that he would eat you alive in bed but smile delicously while doing so.
  
  The smile and claws of a Tiger RWAAAAR

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  Mar 06, 2008 12:09 PM GMT

  Tim Curry as Dr. Frank-N-Furter
  Susan Sarandon as Janet Weiss
  Barry Bostwick as Brad Majors
  
  The Rocky Horror Picture Show was released in 1975.
  
  My favorite song from the movie is "Hot Patootie" which was sung by Meatloaf Aday (Bat Out of Hell).
  
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  Imagine a theater full of drunk teenagers all dancing to this song!
  
  

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  Mar 06, 2008 12:36 PM GMT

  JohnnyD saidTim Curry as Dr. Frank-N-Furter
  Susan Sarandon as Janet Weiss
  Barry Bostwick as Brad Majors
  
  The Rocky Horror Picture Show was released in 1975.
  
  My favorite song from the movie is "Hot Patootie" which was sung by Meatloaf Aday (Bat Out of Hell).
  
  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C8bOKeppnBA
  
  Imagine a theater full of drunk teenagers all dancing to this song!
  
  

  
  
  Haha! Now, imagine ME mimicking Eddie (Meatloaf) at the front of the theater below the screen...
  
  Needless to say, I've seen this movie more times than you can imagine.
  
  

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  Mar 06, 2008 1:19 PM GMT

  Having watched this a few too many times today, i'm getting a vague memory recall that Rocky was my first real crush when i was younger.
  
  Spending a childhood watching Thundercats, TRHPS, and other camp over the top cartoons, its no wonder i turned out like i did.
  
  God bless TRHPS!

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  Mar 06, 2008 1:22 PM GMT

  Not to make anyone feel old, but this is one of my Mom's favorite movies ;)

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  Doesn't make me feel old at all...
  
  "I Can Make You a Man" is the perfect theme song for this site. Certainly better than "Sweet Transvestite" or "Rose Tint My World."
  
  
  

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  Mar 06, 2008 2:33 PM GMT

  Surf, it's official. You are SO gay!

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  Mar 06, 2008 3:27 PM GMT

  Oh for the love of all that is seen and unseen.

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  Mar 06, 2008 4:13 PM GMT

  I need to get some of the pictures from the times I played Frank... tons of fun.
  
  Great song choice!

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  Mar 06, 2008 5:23 PM GMT

  danielryan saidNot to make anyone feel old, but this is one of my Mom's favorite movies ;)

  
  
  There is no way now for you young'uns to understand the impact of that movie when it first got popular in the 70s. Straight people had no notion of "gay culture" at ALL. Suddenly there was this movie, and people were flocking to see it...with gays and sex and cross-dressing...suddenly we were on the radar like we had NEVER been before. They showed this movie everywhere, not just the big cities but places like Nebraska. And it was FUN, and straight people were having a good time...!
  
  It was the first real step after Stonewall, in my opinion.

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  Mar 06, 2008 5:52 PM GMT

  This is so funny to me because I perform with one of the Vegas casts out here as Frank-N-Furter. I never related the song to this site. The idea for it as the theme tune is brilliant.

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  Gigaram saidSurf, it's official. You are SO gay!

  
  
  
  Yup, pretty much....to add to it, i not only went into town and bought The Rocky Horror picture show on DVD, but i also bought Madonna's Confessions Tour DVD/CD....
  
  
  .....AND THEN came home sat on the Turbo Trainer for 90mins watching and singing along to The Rocky Horror Picture Show.

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  jprichva said[quote][cite]danielryan said[/cite]Not to make anyone feel old, but this is one of my Mom's favorite movies ;)

  
  
  There is no way now for you young'uns to understand the impact of that movie when it first got popular in the 70s. Straight people had no notion of "gay culture" at ALL. Suddenly there was this movie, and people were flocking to see it...with gays and sex and cross-dressing...suddenly we were on the radar like we had NEVER been before. They showed this movie everywhere, not just the big cities but places like Nebraska. And it was FUN, and straight people were having a good time...!
  
  It was the first real step after Stonewall, in my opinion.[/quote]
  
  
  Maybe not, but as i said earlier, i think my first real eye opener to the diversity of gay men was Rocky and Dr Frank-N-Furter.
  
  Not only did it have that massive impact, but it still speaks volumes to current and future generations.
  
  I felt today walking into town how empowering it would feel to have an ounce of Tim Curry's cocky sexual magnitism and hungering lust and smile with which he plays this part.
  
  So i started to swagger, and imagine i was the sexiest fiend on the planet.....
  
  IT FELT GREAT

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  Mar 06, 2008 6:35 PM GMT

  Gwgtrunks saidI need to get some of the pictures from the times I played Frank... tons of fun.
  
  Great song choice!

  
  
  When I was in high school, I used to play Dr. Scott at the midnight shows on Fridays at the Alabama Theater (alas, the movie house is gone now). Somewhere in my mother's attic is my antique wheelchair and laprobe, also the stillettos and fishnets...
  
  WHAT A DORK!!!!!

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  Surfwarrior said[quote]
  
  .....AND THEN came home sat on the Turbo Trainer for 90mins watching and singing along to The Rocky Horror Picture Show.

  
  
  Easy there killer - your whole house is gonna go up in flames! Pace yourself!

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  Surfwarrior ---- Great idea !!! its was good to see this again, and loved the music !!!

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  Mar 06, 2008 8:37 PM GMT

  Does this count, Surf?
  

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  Mar 06, 2008 8:50 PM GMT

  AS much as anything Guilty, altho technically Mulan was a girl trying to sneak in with the men. I'd say if some people found a vajay vajay in the ranks there would be squeals.
  
  
  We should stick with Dr Frank-n-Furter and his glorious creation.

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  Mar 06, 2008 9:07 PM GMT

  
  Well, yeah, but some of those butch lesbians are kinda hot. I'd like one for my...posse.

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  Mar 06, 2008 9:58 PM GMT

  jarhead5536 said
  
  When I was in high school, I used to play Dr. Scott at the midnight shows on Fridays at the Alabama Theater (alas, the movie house is gone now). Somewhere in my mother's attic is my antique wheelchair and laprobe, also the stillettos and fishnets...
  
  WHAT A DORK!!!!!

  
  
  Do you really think you were a dork? Altho not my style, it must have been hilarious and fun. I would have loved to see you perform.
  I love the movie, and need to watch it every now and then. "I can make you a Man" is a great RJ theme song.

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  Mar 07, 2008 12:24 AM GMT

  st-eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee-ee-eee-eeeeeeam... uh

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