Real Jock Theme Tune-I can make you a Man

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    Mar 06, 2008 2:44 AM GMT
    If you haven't heard of the Rocky Horror Picture show;

    1. Where have you been?

    2. Watch this and listen to the lyrics

    3. Bathe in the talent and pure sexual energy that is Tim Curry

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    Mar 06, 2008 2:47 AM GMT
    I actually am ROFLMAO on how appropriate this song is to the realjock ethos.

    Perfect in everyway

    Dr Frank-N-furter: "Now Brad and Janet, what do you think of him?"

    Janet: "Well i don't like men with too many muscles..."

    Dr Frank-N-Further:"...I DIDN'T MAKE HIM FOR YOU!"

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    Mar 06, 2008 3:04 AM GMT
    The Lyrics:

    Dr. Frank-N-Furter

    A weakling weighing ninety-eight pounds
    Will get sand in his face
    When kicked to the ground
    And soon in the gym
    With a determined chin
    The sweat from his pores
    As he works for his cause
    Will make him glisten
    And gleam, and with massage
    And just a little bit of steam
    He'll be pink and quite clean
    He'll be a strong man
    Oh, honey!
    Chorus

    But the wrong man
    Dr. Frank-N-Furter

    He'll eat nutritious, high protein
    And swallow raw eggs
    Try to build up his shoulders
    His chest, arms, and legs
    Such an effort
    If he only knew of my plan
    In just seven days
    Chorus

    I can make you a man
    Dr. Frank-N-Furter

    He'll do press-ups and chin-ups
    Do the snatch, clean, and jerk
    He thinks dynamic tension
    Must be hard work
    Such strenuous living
    I just don't understand
    When in just seven days
    Oh, baby
    I can make you a man


    Dr. Frank-N-Furter

    But a deltoid and a bicep
    A hot groin and a tricep
    Makes me - Ooh! - shake
    Makes me wanna take Charles Atlas by the hand
    Chorus

    In just seven days
    Dr. Frank-N-Furter

    Oh, baby
    Chorus

    I can make you a man
    Dr. Frank-N-Furter

    I don't want no dissension
    Just dynamic tension
    Janet Weiss

    I'm a muscle fan
    Chorus

    In just seven days
    I can make you a man
    Dr. Frank-N-Furter

    Dig it if you can
    Chorus

    In just seven days
    I can make you a man
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    Mar 06, 2008 8:03 AM GMT
    It's perfect...unless you believe that a well-developed physique requires long hours of training and commitment to be *legitimate*.

    Myself...I'd sign up for the Frank-N-Furter way icon_razz.gif
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    Mar 06, 2008 11:46 AM GMT
    I Love how he giggles and gets all excited when he sings "and just a little bit of steam" and runs his finger down Charles Atlas's abs.

    The pure cheeky sassy sexual energy could only have been pulled off by Tim Curry. Watching this clip or any of the Rocky Horror Picture Show would make you belive that he would eat you alive in bed but smile delicously while doing so.

    The smile and claws of a Tigericon_twisted.gif RWAAAAR
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    Mar 06, 2008 12:09 PM GMT
    Tim Curry as Dr. Frank-N-Furter
    Susan Sarandon as Janet Weiss
    Barry Bostwick as Brad Majors

    The Rocky Horror Picture Show was released in 1975.

    My favorite song from the movie is "Hot Patootie" which was sung by Meatloaf Aday (Bat Out of Hell).

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    Imagine a theater full of drunk teenagers all dancing to this song!

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    Mar 06, 2008 12:36 PM GMT
    JohnnyD saidTim Curry as Dr. Frank-N-Furter
    Susan Sarandon as Janet Weiss
    Barry Bostwick as Brad Majors

    The Rocky Horror Picture Show was released in 1975.

    My favorite song from the movie is "Hot Patootie" which was sung by Meatloaf Aday (Bat Out of Hell).

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C8bOKeppnBA

    Imagine a theater full of drunk teenagers all dancing to this song!



    Haha! Now, imagine ME mimicking Eddie (Meatloaf) at the front of the theater below the screen...

    Needless to say, I've seen this movie more times than you can imagine.

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    Mar 06, 2008 1:19 PM GMT
    Having watched this a few too many times today, i'm getting a vague memory recall that Rocky was my first real crush when i was younger.

    Spending a childhood watching Thundercats, TRHPS, and other camp over the top cartoons, its no wonder i turned out like i did.

    God bless TRHPS!icon_twisted.gif
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    Mar 06, 2008 1:22 PM GMT
    Not to make anyone feel old, but this is one of my Mom's favorite movies ;)
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    Mar 06, 2008 2:01 PM GMT
    Doesn't make me feel old at all...

    "I Can Make You a Man" is the perfect theme song for this site. Certainly better than "Sweet Transvestite" or "Rose Tint My World."


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    Mar 06, 2008 2:33 PM GMT
    Surf, it's official. You are SO gay! icon_lol.gif
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    Mar 06, 2008 3:27 PM GMT
    Oh for the love of all that is seen and unseen.
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    Mar 06, 2008 4:13 PM GMT
    I need to get some of the pictures from the times I played Frank... tons of fun.

    Great song choice!
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    Mar 06, 2008 5:23 PM GMT
    danielryan saidNot to make anyone feel old, but this is one of my Mom's favorite movies ;)


    There is no way now for you young'uns to understand the impact of that movie when it first got popular in the 70s. Straight people had no notion of "gay culture" at ALL. Suddenly there was this movie, and people were flocking to see it...with gays and sex and cross-dressing...suddenly we were on the radar like we had NEVER been before. They showed this movie everywhere, not just the big cities but places like Nebraska. And it was FUN, and straight people were having a good time...!

    It was the first real step after Stonewall, in my opinion.
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    Mar 06, 2008 5:52 PM GMT
    This is so funny to me because I perform with one of the Vegas casts out here as Frank-N-Furter. I never related the song to this site. The idea for it as the theme tune is brilliant.
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    Mar 06, 2008 6:20 PM GMT
    Gigaram saidSurf, it's official. You are SO gay! icon_lol.gif



    Yup, pretty much....to add to it, i not only went into town and bought The Rocky Horror picture show on DVD, but i also bought Madonna's Confessions Tour DVD/CD....


    .....AND THEN came home sat on the Turbo Trainer for 90mins watching and singing along to The Rocky Horror Picture Show.icon_cool.gif
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    Mar 06, 2008 6:30 PM GMT
    jprichva said[quote][cite]danielryan said[/cite]Not to make anyone feel old, but this is one of my Mom's favorite movies ;)


    There is no way now for you young'uns to understand the impact of that movie when it first got popular in the 70s. Straight people had no notion of "gay culture" at ALL. Suddenly there was this movie, and people were flocking to see it...with gays and sex and cross-dressing...suddenly we were on the radar like we had NEVER been before. They showed this movie everywhere, not just the big cities but places like Nebraska. And it was FUN, and straight people were having a good time...!

    It was the first real step after Stonewall, in my opinion.[/quote]


    Maybe not, but as i said earlier, i think my first real eye opener to the diversity of gay men was Rocky and Dr Frank-N-Furter.

    Not only did it have that massive impact, but it still speaks volumes to current and future generations.

    I felt today walking into town how empowering it would feel to have an ounce of Tim Curry's cocky sexual magnitism and hungering lust and smile with which he plays this part.

    So i started to swagger, and imagine i was the sexiest fiend on the planet.....

    IT FELT GREAT
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    Mar 06, 2008 6:35 PM GMT
    Gwgtrunks saidI need to get some of the pictures from the times I played Frank... tons of fun.

    Great song choice!


    When I was in high school, I used to play Dr. Scott at the midnight shows on Fridays at the Alabama Theater (alas, the movie house is gone now). Somewhere in my mother's attic is my antique wheelchair and laprobe, also the stillettos and fishnets...icon_lol.gificon_redface.gif

    WHAT A DORK!!!!!
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    Mar 06, 2008 7:36 PM GMT
    Surfwarrior said[quote]

    .....AND THEN came home sat on the Turbo Trainer for 90mins watching and singing along to The Rocky Horror Picture Show.icon_cool.gif


    Easy there killer - your whole house is gonna go up in flames! Pace yourself!
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    Mar 06, 2008 8:36 PM GMT
    Surfwarrior ---- Great idea !!! its was good to see this again, and loved the music !!!
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    Mar 06, 2008 8:37 PM GMT
    Does this count, Surf?
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    Mar 06, 2008 8:50 PM GMT
    AS much as anything Guilty, altho technically Mulan was a girl trying to sneak in with the men. I'd say if some people found a vajay vajay in the ranks there would be squeals.


    We should stick with Dr Frank-n-Furter and his glorious creation.
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    Mar 06, 2008 9:07 PM GMT

    Well, yeah, but some of those butch lesbians are kinda hot. I'd like one for my...posse.
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    Mar 06, 2008 9:58 PM GMT
    jarhead5536 said

    When I was in high school, I used to play Dr. Scott at the midnight shows on Fridays at the Alabama Theater (alas, the movie house is gone now). Somewhere in my mother's attic is my antique wheelchair and laprobe, also the stillettos and fishnets...icon_lol.gificon_redface.gif

    WHAT A DORK!!!!!


    Do you really think you were a dork? Altho not my style, it must have been hilarious and fun. I would have loved to see you perform.
    I love the movie, and need to watch it every now and then. "I can make you a Man" is a great RJ theme song.
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    Mar 07, 2008 12:24 AM GMT
    st-eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee-ee-eee-eeeeeeam... uh