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    Oct 15, 2010 6:57 AM GMT
    A friend in Philly, that may or may not be drunk, just texted me the following...

    CRAYON RAINBOW DILDO TAMPAX PARADE!!!icon_rolleyes.gificon_rolleyes.gificon_rolleyes.gificon_rolleyes.gificon_rolleyes.gif
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    Oct 15, 2010 6:57 AM GMT
    Should I be afraid?
  • mizu5

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    Oct 15, 2010 7:00 AM GMT
    I';d say you better get your rainbow dildo tampax ready, it seems there will be a parade!
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    Oct 15, 2010 8:17 AM GMT
    yes, be very afraid. maybe he is on shrooms and mistaked a tampon for his dildo.
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    Oct 15, 2010 12:26 PM GMT
    Now this beats any random text that i have ever got. LOL
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    Oct 15, 2010 12:33 PM GMT
    I tend to go with the shrooms theory. Although he once sent me a text saying "Id tap that like Gene Kelly." So who knows?
  • HndsmKansan

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    Oct 15, 2010 12:36 PM GMT
    I got a strange one from a cell number I didn't recognize after my recent stay in the hospital......

    "how's that ass doing"??


    I laughed, but I didn't respond, kind of forgot about it.
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    Oct 15, 2010 12:44 PM GMT
    HndsmKansan saidI got a strange one from a cell number I didn't recognize after my recent stay in the hospital......

    "how's that ass doing"??


    I laughed, but I didn't respond, kind of forgot about it.


    Oh, a rough night huh? icon_wink.gif
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    Oct 15, 2010 4:20 PM GMT
    The auto-correct function on iPhone drives me crazy and constantly butchers my text. I've noticed that one thing it does is "correct" perfectly good english words into brand-names. I'm picturing some bimbo ex-cheerleader, ex-sorority girl as the editor of their dictionary.
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    Oct 15, 2010 4:21 PM GMT
    Dante_b said
    HndsmKansan said

    Oh, a rough night huh? icon_wink.gif


    Thats What She Said
  • CuriousJockAZ

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    Oct 15, 2010 4:25 PM GMT
    HndsmKansan saidI got a strange one from a cell number I didn't recognize after my recent stay in the hospital......

    "how's that ass doing"??


    I laughed, but I didn't respond, kind of forgot about it.




    Hmmmmm...and to think I thought my visit to your hospital room would have been more memorable....tsk-tsk icon_rolleyes.gif
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    Oct 15, 2010 4:40 PM GMT
    EccentricStud saidA friend in Philly, that may or may not be drunk, just texted me the following...

    CRAYON RAINBOW DILDO TAMPAX PARADE!!!icon_rolleyes.gificon_rolleyes.gificon_rolleyes.gificon_rolleyes.gificon_rolleyes.gif

    I googled that text to see if something was going on and it returned this thread. Ha!
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    Oct 15, 2010 4:55 PM GMT
    HndsmKansan saidI got a strange one from a cell number I didn't recognize after my recent stay in the hospital......
    "how's that ass doing"??
    I laughed, but I didn't respond, kind of forgot about it.


    Well, good to know you got my message, Chris!!! .icon_lol.gificon_lol.gificon_lol.gificon_lol.gif
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    Oct 15, 2010 4:57 PM GMT

    I think it's just a promotion sponsored my Macy's...... icon_lol.gif
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    Oct 15, 2010 5:00 PM GMT
    EccentricStud saidA friend in Philly, that may or may not be drunk, just texted me the following...

    CRAYON RAINBOW DILDO TAMPAX PARADE!!!icon_rolleyes.gificon_rolleyes.gificon_rolleyes.gificon_rolleyes.gificon_rolleyes.gif


    mmm, i'd say it means "take your crayons, draw a rainbow, usea your tampax as a dildo cuz we're having a parade"
  • mybud

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    Oct 15, 2010 5:20 PM GMT
    tell em that crack in the wrong hands is a very VERY bad thing......
  • BlackBeltGuy

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    Oct 15, 2010 5:49 PM GMT
    the BEST IPHONE APP.....

    TEXT FROM LAST NIGHT.


    i check it every day
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    Oct 15, 2010 5:57 PM GMT
    mindgarden saidThe auto-correct function on iPhone drives me crazy and constantly butchers my text.


    Same here. I sometimes push send before reading and then think WTF , they're gonna think I'm drunk or high for sure!
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    Oct 15, 2010 6:44 PM GMT
    HndsmKansan said
    "how's that ass doing"??



    so...how is that ass doing???icon_wink.gif
  • CuriousJockAZ

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    Oct 15, 2010 6:57 PM GMT
    StudlyScrewRite said
    HndsmKansan said
    "how's that ass doing"??



    so...how is that ass doing???icon_wink.gif



    inquiring minds want to know icon_lol.gif