What type/kind are you?

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    Oct 20, 2010 5:28 AM GMT
    So I figured I'd switch things up a bit and break away from all the "guy above guy" threads that seem to plague the site and try something different.

    As the title suggests, what type/kind are you? By that I mean what type/kind of insect or spider are you? Have a little fun with it and say your common name, scientific name and just talk about yourself somewhat. Be the creature and how you think you'd act. Also include a pic (if you can).

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    "Welcome to my palor.."

    My name is Phoneutria nigriventer of the genus Phoneutria and I'm from the family Ctenidae. I'm more commonly known as the Brazilian Wandering Spider or Banana Spider and I am a force to be reckoned with. While I call South America home (don't cry for me Argentina) as my name suggests I love to wander and to travel out of country and I'm all about traveling for free. I especially love riding in banana crates and other fruit clusters that attract creatures that I like to dine on. I'm not the type to spin a web and plant my roots nor do i wait for food to come my way. I'm always on the go. I'm highly aggressive and very territorial so I advice you not to fuck with me should our paths ever meet. To this date, I am known to have the deadliest venom in the spider world (if not the entire world) and I'm not afraid to use it however I see fit. Basically I don't fucking play around and I don't believe in "letting the other guy go". I'm a killer and your death will be painful. Consider yourself lucky if I choose to give you a warning before I strike. If not, then you can just kiss your ass good bye since most places don't have medicine for my venom. Strike a death pose, bitch.

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    Oct 20, 2010 12:14 PM GMT
    Guy101 saidSo I figured I'd switch things up a bit and break away from all the "guy above guy" threads that seem to plague the site and try something different.

    As the title suggests, what type/kind are you? By that I mean what type/kind of insect or spider are you? Have a little fun when with it and say your common name, scientific name and just talk about yourself somewhat. Also include a pic.

    insect_spider.jpg

    I'll start.


    "Welcome to my palor.."

    My name is Phoneutria nigriventer of the genus Phoneutria and I'm from the family Ctenidae. I'm more commonly known as the Brazilian Wandering Spider or Banana Spider and I am a force to be reckoned with. While I call South America home (don't cry for me Argentina) as my name suggests I love to wander and to travel out of country and I'm all about traveling for free. I especially love riding in banana crates and other fruit clusters that attract creatures that I like to dine on. I'm not the type to spin a web and plant my roots nor do i wait for food to come my way. I'm always on the go. I'm highly aggressive and very territorial so I advice you not to fuck with me should our paths ever meet. To this date, I am known to have the deadliest venom in the spider world (if not the entire world) and I'm not afraid to use it however I see fit. Basically I don't fucking play around and I don't believe in "letting the other guy go". I'm a killer and your death will be painful. Consider yourself lucky if I choose to give you a warning before I strike. If not, then you can just kiss your ass good bye since most places don't have medicine for my venom. Strike a death pose, bitch.

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    Hi bugzicon_smile.gif

    I am Miss.LACRODECTUS, family of Theridiidae, and I am very VENOMUS SPIDER. Common name for me is BLACK FUCKIN' WIDOW, so don't u mess with my man and woman!!

    The common name widow spiders is applied to members of the genus due to the supposed habit of the female of eating the male after mating, although the males of most species are not actually usually eaten after mating, and can even go on to fertilize other females. My kind is perhaps the best-known members of the genus. The female black widow's bite is particularly harmful to humans because of their unusually large venom glands ( MALE ALMOST NEVER BITE ). The injection of neurotoxic venom from my species is a comparatively dangerous spider bite, resulting in the condition Latrodectism which is named for the genus.

    I have a a bunch of relatives almost everywhere, so beware if you travel in these particular parts of the world.

    1 North American relatives
    2 Buddies of Europe, North Africa, the Middle East, and western Asia
    3 Fuck buddies of sub-Saharan Africa and Madagascar
    4 Mates of South, East, and Southeast Asia
    5 Australia and Oceania bitches

    I look so gross that u dont want me to post any recent photos. And I still didnt work out how to post pics on this site, so fuck it!icon_twisted.gif
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    Oct 20, 2010 8:38 PM GMT
    OMg that spider's fucking huge!
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    Oct 20, 2010 8:47 PM GMT
    As of now, I'm the itchy kind.
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    Oct 20, 2010 8:50 PM GMT
    Spider wasp.