Calling all Graphic Designers and/or T-shirt Creators!

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    Oct 23, 2010 12:42 PM GMT
    I've got a fertile mind...as most of you on here know!

    I have submitted some t-shirt ideas to Tshirthell.com and apparently they don't find them funny enough.

    My last submission was "Why are you here?!? Didn't your Mother have a wire coathanger??" {copyrighted} icon_lol.gif

    I'm also a 'thinker' not a 'do-er' in that I really don't have time to put these ideas into production
    Contact me through RJ and I'll send you some of my ideas. All I ask is a small commission. icon_wink.gif
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    Oct 23, 2010 1:28 PM GMT
    Yeah, your last submission has funny intentions,....but doesn't say it right.
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    Oct 23, 2010 2:06 PM GMT
    Well that's how it came out of my mouth.icon_cool.gif
    How would you put it? icon_wink.gif
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    Oct 23, 2010 6:27 PM GMT
    I think it would be funny coming out of your mouth. But printing it on a T-shirt...hmmm. Lacks immediacy and thus impact. Dark humor profits from suddenness.
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    Oct 23, 2010 6:29 PM GMT
    If you want to make big money, then you should sumbit your stuff to designbyhumans or teefury! I get some of my t shirts there!
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    Oct 23, 2010 6:31 PM GMT
    try something dirtyish like

    "Im not a gynecologist but Ill take a look anyway"

    ~ Gynecology School
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    Oct 24, 2010 6:04 AM GMT
    "From the look on your face it's hard to tell...are you about to come or sneeze?"

    "I'm not gay, I'm hetero-flexible."


    "Sitting on your boyfriends face.
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    Oct 24, 2010 2:37 PM GMT
    If I wanted to eat
    'cocktail weenies'
    I'd find a wedding reception to crash!
    ©

    I've created a version of the 'Cocktail Weenies' shirt here:
    http://www.zazzle.com/if_i_wanted_to_eat_cocktail_weenies_tshirt-235750502163367391
    Hard to see the words in this thumbnail. Click on this link:
    designall.dll?ch=&pid=235750502163367391
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    Oct 24, 2010 2:50 PM GMT
    Why Are You Here?
    Didn't Your Mother
    Have Any Wire Hangers?

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    Oct 24, 2010 2:56 PM GMT
    NO PAIN
    Then You're
    Not Doing
    Something
    Right!

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    Oct 24, 2010 4:12 PM GMT
    BUMP
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    Oct 24, 2010 4:19 PM GMT
    StudlyScrewRite said
    Sitting On Your Boyfriends Face.
    154 People Like This!
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    Oct 24, 2010 4:41 PM GMT
    I'm a graphic designer, a stand-up comic and I've done some t-shirts. The thing about your ideas is they have some good concepts but need to be reworded for a faster punchline. The sitting on your boyfriends face one has been done....t-shirt hell has a shirt like that for straight people "sex with your girlfriend, 174 people like this"

    The coat hanger one is good but needs to be shortened up. Same for the look on your face one. The cocktail weenies one I didn't get, that needs a point of reference. Like adding "hey buddy" before it or something so we know you're talking to a guy.

    The best one you have so far is the hetero flexible one. I haven't heard that before.
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    Oct 24, 2010 8:59 PM GMT
    Moishendlishus said. The cocktail weenies one I didn't get, that needs a point of reference.


    The cocktail weenies one was my favorite, although it does sound like humor for a drag queen on stage.
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    Oct 24, 2010 9:26 PM GMT
    Thanks, guys, for the input.
    I don't see how I can shorten up "Hangers" much more and still get the point across. I don't think it's funny just to say "Didn't you mother have any wire hangers"....what's the reference? She has wrinkled clothes?

    It used to say "Why are you here bothering me? Didn't your mother have any wire coat-hangers" 'cause that's the words that came out of my mouth at a party where an obnoxious drunk kept pestering me & my BF.

    Yeah, T-shirtHell has one about having sex with your girlfriend...but since I don't do that nor do any of my friends, I made one for gays.icon_wink.gif

    The "Hetero-flexible" is attributed to a good friend. He gets the credit. icon_cool.gif

    Helpful suggestions welcomed.
    Moronic quips and insults will become fodder for future shirts without compensation!!!
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    Oct 25, 2010 12:31 PM GMT
    To Err Is Human
    To Really Fuck Things Up
    Takes An Act of Congress!


    designall.dll?ch=&pid=235227043491316555

    http://www.zazzle.com/to_err_is_human_to_really_fuck_things_up_take_tshirt-235227043491316555
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    Oct 25, 2010 2:44 PM GMT
    designall.dll?ch=&pid=235878845145901679

    http://www.zazzle.com/mayfag_tshirt-235878845145901679
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    Oct 25, 2010 2:49 PM GMT
    StudlyScrewRite saidWhy Are You Here?
    Didn't Your Mother
    Have Any Wire Hangers?

    ©

    Available here:
    http://www.zazzle.com/why_are_you_here_tshirt-235118828553205136

    designall.dll?ch=&pid=235118828553205136

    This one strikes me as just crude, not funny.
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    Oct 25, 2010 3:03 PM GMT
    Caslon16000 said
    StudlyScrewRite saidWhy Are You Here?
    Didn't Your Mother
    Have Any Wire Hangers?



    This one strikes me as just crude, not funny.


    Agreed. Illegal abortion jokes are never really funny.
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    Oct 25, 2010 3:43 PM GMT
    I prefer dingbat-style t-shirts to slogans - the message is far simpler, and you don't need to stop to read it.

    Here's one I made earlier:

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    Oct 25, 2010 5:56 PM GMT
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    Oct 25, 2010 5:58 PM GMT
    TheProduct saidCaslon16000 said
    This one strikes me as just crude, not funny.

    Agreed. Illegal abortion jokes are never really funny.


    To each his own. As T-shirtHell.com would say :"Then don't buy it!"icon_wink.gif