Caslon beats the Bible

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    Oct 23, 2010 8:31 PM GMT
    I could post the entire list of abominations in the Bible and nobody would vat an eye.

    But when Caslon speaks the seismic quake on RJ makes San Francisco 1906 look like it was hit by a Spring breeze. My word is greater than God's.

    But I am not sure I want to be the deity. Will this involve burnt offerings? I don't like the smell of burnt meat. Spare the cows. Save the environment. Send money. And I don't respond to emails. Do I have to answer prayers now?!?! Don't bet on it. And I will tell you all I am not granting winning the lottery. So don't bother asking.

    Nobody knows how hard it is to be God. Why me, Lord? Ok, now I'm talking to myself. icon_confused.gif
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    Oct 23, 2010 10:38 PM GMT
    Ok, who the fuck cloned me? There can only be one God!