A fun little test......Dante's Inferno Test - Impurity, Sin... and Damnation!

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    Mar 08, 2008 3:09 AM GMT
    OK...so do all gays automatically go to level 7, just because we are gay?
    Take the test and let us know what type of Deviants we are hanging out with....LOL! ENJOY!

    http://www.4degreez.com/misc/dante-inferno-test.mv

    This is where I fit in the scheme of things...LOL!!!

    Seventh Level of Hell

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    Guarded by the Minotaur, who snarls in fury, and encircled within the river Phlegethon, filled with boiling blood, is the Seventh Level of Hell. The violent, the assasins, the tyrants, and the war-mongers lament their pitiless mischiefs in the river, while centaurs armed with bows and arrows shoot those who try to escape their punishment. The stench here is overpowering. This level is also home to the wood of the suicides- stunted and gnarled trees with twisting branches and poisoned fruit. At the time of final judgement, their bodies will hang from their branches. In those branches the Harpies, foul birdlike creatures with human faces, make their nests. Beyond the wood is scorching sand where those who committed violence against God and nature are showered with flakes of fire that rain down against their naked bodies. Blasphemers and sodomites writhe in pain, their tongues more loosed to lamentation, and out of their eyes gushes forth their woe. Usurers, who followed neither nature nor art, also share company in the Seventh Level.



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    The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Seventh Level of Hell!
    Here is how you matched up against all the levels:
    LevelScore
    Purgatory (Repenting Believers)Very Low
    Level 1 - Limbo (Virtuous Non-Believers)Very Low
    Level 2 (Lustful)Very High
    Level 3 (Gluttonous)High
    Level 4 (Prodigal and Avaricious)High
    Level 5 (Wrathful and Gloomy)High
    Level 6 - The City of Dis (Heretics)Moderate
    Level 7 (Violent)Extreme
    Level 8- the Malebolge (Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers)Very High
    Level 9 - Cocytus (Treacherous)Low

    Take the Dante's Inferno Hell Test
  • ShawnTX

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    Mar 08, 2008 3:22 AM GMT
    Seriously...I wasn't expecting this.

    Eigth Level of Hell - the Malebolge

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    Many and varied sinners suffer eternally in the multi-leveled Malebolge, an ampitheatre-shapped pit of despair Wholly of stone and of an iron colour: Those guilty of fraudulence and malice; the seducers and pimps, who are whipped by horned demons; the hypocrites, who struggle to walk in lead-lined cloaks; the barraters, who are ducked in boiling pitch by demons known as the Malebranche. The simonists, wedged into stone holes, and whose feet are licked by flames, kick and writhe desperately. The magicians, diviners, fortune tellers, and panderers are all here, as are the thieves. Some wallow in human excrement. Serpents writhe and wrap around men, sometimes fusing into each other. Bodies are torn apart. When you arrive, you will want to put your hands over your ears because of the lamentations of the sinners here, who are afflicted with scabs like leprosy, and lay sick on the ground, furiously scratching their skin off with their nails. Indeed, justice divine doth smite them with its hammer.


    The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Eigth Level of Hell - the Malebolge!
    Here is how you matched up against all the levels:
    LevelScore
    Purgatory (Repenting Believers)Very Low
    Level 1 - Limbo (Virtuous Non-Believers)Very Low
    Level 2 (Lustful)Extreme
    Level 3 (Gluttonous)Moderate
    Level 4 (Prodigal and Avaricious)Very High
    Level 5 (Wrathful and Gloomy)Very High
    Level 6 - The City of Dis (Heretics)Moderate
    Level 7 (Violent)Very High
    Level 8- the Malebolge (Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers)Extreme
    Level 9 - Cocytus (Treacherous)High

    Take the Dante's Inferno Test
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    Mar 08, 2008 4:20 AM GMT
    I will be in good company, as I landed in the 7th.

    But really, the ultimate punishment is being forced to read the rest of the Divine Comedy again.
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    Mar 08, 2008 4:28 AM GMT
    I only made it to level 6. Will y'all stop by one the way to the lower levels.

    The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Sixth Level of Hell - The City of Dis!

    You approach Satan's wretched city where you behold a wide plain surrounded by iron walls. Before you are fields full of distress and torment terrible. Burning tombs are littered about the landscape. Inside these flaming sepulchers suffer the heretics, failing to believe in God and the afterlife, who make themselves audible by doleful sighs. You will join the wicked that lie here, and will be offered no respite. The three infernal Furies stained with blood, with limbs of women and hair of serpents, dwell in this circle of Hell.


    Here is how you matched up against all the levels:
    LevelScore
    Purgatory (Repenting Believers)Very Low
    Level 1 - Limbo (Virtuous Non-Believers)Low
    Level 2 (Lustful)High
    Level 3 (Gluttonous)Moderate
    Level 4 (Prodigal and Avaricious)High
    Level 5 (Wrathful and Gloomy)Low
    Level 6 - The City of Dis (Heretics)Very High
    Level 7 (Violent)Very High
    Level 8- the Malebolge (Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers)High
    Level 9 - Cocytus (Treacherous)Low

    Take the Dante's Inferno Test
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    Mar 08, 2008 5:13 AM GMT
    I was Level 6 also, because I am a heretic. A blasphemer. A non-believer. And sometimes I eat peanut butter out of the jar WITH MY FINGERS.
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    Mar 08, 2008 5:23 AM GMT
    The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Second Level of Hell!
    Here is how you matched up against all the levels:
    LevelScore
    Purgatory (Repenting Believers)High
    Level 1 - Limbo (Virtuous Non-Believers)Very Low
    Level 2 (Lustful)Very High
    Level 3 (Gluttonous)Low
    Level 4 (Prodigal and Avaricious)Low
    Level 5 (Wrathful and Gloomy)Low
    Level 6 - The City of Dis (Heretics)Very Low
    Level 7 (Violent)High
    Level 8- the Malebolge (Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers)High
    Level 9 - Cocytus (Treacherous)Low

    Take the Dante's Inferno Hell Test
  • ShawnTX

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    Mar 08, 2008 5:37 AM GMT
    novembermike saidThe Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Second Level of Hell!
    Here is how you matched up against all the levels:
    LevelScore
    Purgatory (Repenting Believers)High
    Level 1 - Limbo (Virtuous Non-Believers)Very Low
    Level 2 (Lustful)Very High
    Level 3 (Gluttonous)Low
    Level 4 (Prodigal and Avaricious)Low
    Level 5 (Wrathful and Gloomy)Low
    Level 6 - The City of Dis (Heretics)Very Low
    Level 7 (Violent)High
    Level 8- the Malebolge (Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers)High
    Level 9 - Cocytus (Treacherous)Low

    Take the Dante's Inferno Hell Test


    second?...SECOND?!?! Shameful!
  • Grimlock

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    Mar 08, 2008 5:40 AM GMT
    I wonder which questions scores you in the violent section....

    The Dante's Inferno Test has sent you to the First Level of Hell - Limbo!
    Here is how you matched up against all the levels:
    LevelScore
    Purgatory (Repenting Believers)Moderate
    Level 1 - Limbo (Virtuous Non-Believers)High
    Level 2 (Lustful)High
    Level 3 (Gluttonous)Low
    Level 4 (Prodigal and Avaricious)Low
    Level 5 (Wrathful and Gloomy)Very Low
    Level 6 - The City of Dis (Heretics)Very Low
    Level 7 (Violent)High
    Level 8- the Malebolge (Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers)Low
    Level 9 - Cocytus (Treacherous)Very Low

    Take the Dante Inferno Hell Test
  • justjk

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    Mar 08, 2008 5:46 AM GMT
    I was sent to purgatory.
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    Mar 08, 2008 8:51 AM GMT
    I'm also level 6. See you guys there. icon_razz.gif

    If you're visiting lemme know.

    Sixth Level of Hell - The City of Dis

    You approach Satan's wretched city where you behold a wide plain surrounded by iron walls. Before you are fields full of distress and torment terrible. Burning tombs are littered about the landscape. Inside these flaming sepulchers suffer the heretics, failing to believe in God and the afterlife, who make themselves audible by doleful sighs. You will join the wicked that lie here, and will be offered no respite. The three infernal Furies stained with blood, with limbs of women and hair of serpents, dwell in this circle of Hell.

    The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Sixth Level of Hell - The City of Dis!
    Here is how you matched up against all the levels:
    LevelScore
    Purgatory (Repenting Believers)Very Low
    Level 1 - Limbo (Virtuous Non-Believers)Moderate
    Level 2 (Lustful)High
    Level 3 (Gluttonous)Moderate
    Level 4 (Prodigal and Avaricious)Moderate
    Level 5 (Wrathful and Gloomy)Moderate
    Level 6 - The City of Dis (Heretics)Very High
    Level 7 (Violent)High
    Level 8- the Malebolge (Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers)Moderate
    Level 9 - Cocytus (Treacherous)Low

    Take the Dante's Inferno Hell Test
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    Mar 08, 2008 9:10 AM GMT
    The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Seventh Level of Hell!
    Here is how you matched up against all the levels:
    LevelScore
    Purgatory (Repenting Believers)Very Low
    Level 1 - Limbo (Virtuous Non-Believers)Low
    Level 2 (Lustful)Very High
    Level 3 (Gluttonous)Low
    Level 4 (Prodigal and Avaricious)Low
    Level 5 (Wrathful and Gloomy)High
    Level 6 - The City of Dis (Heretics)Very Low
    Level 7 (Violent)Very High
    Level 8- the Malebolge (Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers)High
    Level 9 - Cocytus (Treacherous)Low

    Take the Dante's Inferno Hell Test
  • MattyC0709

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    Mar 08, 2008 1:25 PM GMT
    The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Fourth Level of Hell!
    Here is how you matched up against all the levels:
    LevelScore
    Purgatory (Repenting Believers)Low
    Level 1 - Limbo (Virtuous Non-Believers)Low
    Level 2 (Lustful)High
    Level 3 (Gluttonous)Low
    Level 4 (Prodigal and Avaricious)High
    Level 5 (Wrathful and Gloomy)High
    Level 6 - The City of Dis (Heretics)Very Low
    Level 7 (Violent)Low
    Level 8- the Malebolge (Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers)High
    Level 9 - Cocytus (Treacherous)Low

    Take the Dante's Inferno Test

    Level 4

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    Just before the river Styx is the Fourth Level of Hell. Here, the prodigal and the avaricious suffer their punishment, as they roll weights back and forth against one another. You will share eternal damnation with others who either wasted and lived greedily and insatiably, or who stockpiled their fortunes, hoarding everything and sharing nothing. Plutus, the wolf-like demon of wealth, dwells here.

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  • Warren

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    Mar 08, 2008 1:33 PM GMT
    2nd level isn't too bad...

    Second Level of Hell

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    You have come to a place mute of all light, where the wind bellows as the sea does in a tempest. This is the realm where the lustful spend eternity. Here, sinners are blown around endlessly by the unforgiving winds of unquenchable desire as punishment for their transgressions. The infernal hurricane that never rests hurtles the spirits onward in its rapine, whirling them round, and smiting, it molests them. You have betrayed reason at the behest of your appetite for pleasure, and so here you are doomed to remain. Cleopatra and Helen of Troy are two that share in your fate.


    The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Second Level of Hell!
    Here is how you matched up against all the levels:
    LevelScore
    Purgatory (Repenting Believers)Low
    Level 1 - Limbo (Virtuous Non-Believers)Moderate
    Level 2 (Lustful)High
    Level 3 (Gluttonous)Low
    Level 4 (Prodigal and Avaricious)Low
    Level 5 (Wrathful and Gloomy)Very Low
    Level 6 - The City of Dis (Heretics)Very Low
    Level 7 (Violent)High
    Level 8- the Malebolge (Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers)Moderate
    Level 9 - Cocytus (Treacherous)Very Low

    Take the Dante's Inferno Hell Test
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    Mar 08, 2008 1:35 PM GMT
    Seventh Level of Hell looks like it could be the new San Francisco, hehe! See ya there!

  • RSportsguy

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    Mar 08, 2008 1:52 PM GMT
    This is how I scored!!! icon_eek.gifhow you matched up against all the levels:
    LevelScore
    Purgatory (Repenting Believers)High
    Level 1 - Limbo (Virtuous Non-Believers)High
    Level 2 (Lustful)High
    Level 3 (Gluttonous)High
    Level 4 (Prodigal and Avaricious)Very Low
    Level 5 (Wrathful and Gloomy)Low
    Level 6 - The City of Dis (Heretics)Very Low
    Level 7 (Violent)Low
    Level 8- the Malebolge (Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers)Moderate
    Level 9 - Cocytus (Treacherous)Low

    Take the Dante's Divine Comedy Inferno Test



    Level 3

    I am a little shocked that I scored that high in the gluttonous and lustful categories!! I don't think it fair though to see all the hot and beautiful guys here then have take a quiz on morals!!! icon_wink.gif
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    Mar 08, 2008 3:48 PM GMT
    yup i'm in the 7th level too...seems all of us bum lovin boys are going thereicon_twisted.gif WOO HOO think of all the lovely sex we can have with each other, and it will be hot and sweaty


    I'love me some minotuar ass.
  • ShawnTX

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    Mar 08, 2008 3:56 PM GMT
    Like I've always said, at least it'll be warm.

    I'm the only one in the 8th level of hell, looks like I'm the bottom (shocker).
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    Mar 08, 2008 4:09 PM GMT
    Woo hoo 7th level! Meet you guys at the river Phlegethon for cocktails before the big party by the stunted and gnarled trees with twisting branches and poisoned fruit! icon_cool.gif

    P.S.
    Try not to anger the centaurs they can be a little over zealous with those bows... icon_eek.gif

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    Mar 08, 2008 4:31 PM GMT
    I'll be with JustJK, not a bad option in my eyes! LOL

    You are one of the lucky ones! Because of your virtue and beliefs, you have escaped eternal punishment. You are sent to Purgatory!

    Damn, being on the top feels sort of good, even if it is the top of hell!! LOL Climb the mountain guys, you have a ways to go to get up here!!
  • iHavok

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    Mar 08, 2008 5:02 PM GMT
    The Dante's Inferno Test has sent you to Purgatory!
    Here is how you matched up against all the levels:
    LevelScore
    Purgatory (Repenting Believers)Very High
    Level 1 - Limbo (Virtuous Non-Believers)Moderate
    Level 2 (Lustful)Very High
    Level 3 (Gluttonous)Very Low
    Level 4 (Prodigal and Avaricious)Very Low
    Level 5 (Wrathful and Gloomy)Very Low
    Level 6 - The City of Dis (Heretics)Very Low
    Level 7 (Violent)High
    Level 8- the Malebolge (Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers)Low
    Level 9 - Cocytus (Treacherous)Low

    Take the Dante's Inferno Hell Test




    at least i avoided the level where you're raped by the wind constantly. sounds...unpleasant1
  • NorthFl

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    Mar 08, 2008 5:26 PM GMT
    The Dante's Inferno Test has sent you to the First Level of Hell - Limbo!
    Here is how you matched up against all the levels:
    LevelScore
    Purgatory (Repenting Believers)Very Low
    Level 1 - Limbo (Virtuous Non-Believers)Very High
    Level 2 (Lustful)High
    Level 3 (Gluttonous)Very Low
    Level 4 (Prodigal and Avaricious)Very Low
    Level 5 (Wrathful and Gloomy)Low
    Level 6 - The City of Dis (Heretics)High
    Level 7 (Violent)High
    Level 8- the Malebolge (Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers)Moderate
    Level 9 - Cocytus (Treacherous)Low

    Take the Dante Inferno Hell Test


    I want a recount!
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    Mar 08, 2008 5:29 PM GMT
    Limbo. Oh well, I need to work on my flexibility, anyway.

    I seem to recall having great difficulty staying awake while reading Dante. Maybe it lost something in translation.

    The Dante's Inferno Test has sent you to the First Level of Hell - Limbo!
    Here is how you matched up against all the levels:
    LevelScore
    Purgatory (Repenting Believers)Very Low
    Level 1 - Limbo (Virtuous Non-Believers)Very High
    Level 2 (Lustful)Very High
    Level 3 (Gluttonous)Low
    Level 4 (Prodigal and Avaricious)Low
    Level 5 (Wrathful and Gloomy)Low
    Level 6 - The City of Dis (Heretics)Very High
    Level 7 (Violent)High
    Level 8- the Malebolge (Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers)Low
    Level 9 - Cocytus (Treacherous)Low

    Take the Dante's Inferno Test
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    Mar 08, 2008 5:34 PM GMT
    icon_sad.gif i got 8th....


    The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Eigth Level of Hell - the Malebolge!
    Here is how you matched up against all the levels:
    LevelScore
    Purgatory (Repenting Believers)Very Low
    Level 1 - Limbo (Virtuous Non-Believers)High
    Level 2 (Lustful)Moderate
    Level 3 (Gluttonous)Low
    Level 4 (Prodigal and Avaricious)Very Low
    Level 5 (Wrathful and Gloomy)Very Low
    Level 6 - The City of Dis (Heretics)Low
    Level 7 (Violent)High
    Level 8- the Malebolge (Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers)Very High
    Level 9 - Cocytus (Treacherous)Low

    Take the Dante's Inferno Hell Test




    i didnt think i was that bad....
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    Mar 08, 2008 5:37 PM GMT
    briarhawk saidat least i avoided the level where you're raped by the wind constantly. sounds...unpleasant


    haha, yeah I'm not sure how'd that even work.

    I'm a proud member of the seventh level. I heard the snarling Minotaur provides some nice eye-candy.
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    Mar 08, 2008 5:57 PM GMT
    The Dante's Inferno Test has banished NickoftheNorth to the Seventh Level of Hell!
    Here is how NickoftheNorth matched up against all the levels:
    LevelScore
    Purgatory (Repenting Believers)Very Low
    Level 1 - Limbo (Virtuous Non-Believers)High
    Level 2 (Lustful)Moderate
    Level 3 (Gluttonous)Low
    Level 4 (Prodigal and Avaricious)Very Low
    Level 5 (Wrathful and Gloomy)Moderate
    Level 6 - The City of Dis (Heretics)High
    Level 7 (Violent)High
    Level 8- the Malebolge (Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers)Moderate
    Level 9 - Cocytus (Treacherous)High

    Take the Dante's Inferno Hell Test

    I am apparently both violent (because of my leanings toward suicide) *and* a virtuous non-believer. I guess I'll be "enjoying" a perpetual walk in the poisonous woods (hope I get to bring a camera or two).