Realjock Pickup Lines:

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    Oct 25, 2010 5:04 PM GMT
    Time to get creative. Think up pickup lines that you could use in a bar if you happened to run into another RJ member.

    For example:

    "Babe if you were with me, I'd make you Man of the Day EVERY day."

    "Why don't you take me back to your place and unlock those privates." icon_wink.gif



    Lets see what you all can think up icon_biggrin.gif
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    Oct 25, 2010 5:07 PM GMT
    Excuse me but you're standing on my dick.........keithicon_cool.gif
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    Oct 25, 2010 5:07 PM GMT
    Sometimes I think "Hey...wanna screw?" would suffice.
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    Oct 25, 2010 5:12 PM GMT
    I'm talking about pickup lines that can/do relate to the Realjock website. Where, only if they were members, would they understand.

    ANOTHER example:

    "If you were a lonely forum post, I'd Bump you any day!"

    Get creative with it!
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    Oct 25, 2010 5:14 PM GMT
    Last time I picked up a guy in the bar, I just walked up to him and said "you're hot!"
    10 minutes later, we were walking out of the bar together. icon_wink.gif
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    Oct 25, 2010 5:14 PM GMT

    WHEN I was out "cruising" the bars... I would say something like:
    "You're the ONLY guy here I find hot....wanna go fuck?"
    Usually, we both left without finishing our drinks!!!
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    Oct 25, 2010 5:21 PM GMT
    Sam31488 saidI'm talking about pickup lines that can/do relate to the Realjock website. Where, only if they were members, would they understand.

    ANOTHER example:

    "If you were a lonely forum post, I'd Bump you any day!"

    Get creative with it!


    Seems like everyone is totally missing the point of this thread! Read more carefully guys!

    What about:

    "I've got something in my pants that needs to be verified - can I submit it to you for inspection?"

    or

    Walk up to a guy and click your fingers and say "I've added you to my Hot list."
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    Oct 25, 2010 5:24 PM GMT
    NickFit said
    Sam31488 saidI'm talking about pickup lines that can/do relate to the Realjock website. Where, only if they were members, would they understand.

    ANOTHER example:

    "If you were a lonely forum post, I'd Bump you any day!"

    Get creative with it!


    Seems like everyone is totally missing the point of this thread! Read more carefully guys!

    What about:

    "I've got something in my pants that needs to be verified - can I submit it to you for inspection?"

    or

    Walk up to a guy and click your fingers and say "I've added you to my Hot list."




    HAHAHA YES! Thank you! icon_biggrin.gif
  • jimjock

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    Oct 25, 2010 5:29 PM GMT
    I will show you my cam if you show me yours...icon_wink.gificon_rolleyes.gif
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    Oct 25, 2010 6:11 PM GMT
    I look much better on cam.
  • disasterpiece

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    Oct 25, 2010 6:20 PM GMT
    Yeah, come on guys, don't get too excited and read the entire OP before posting icon_wink.gif

    Anyways, let's try this...

    "Hey, what about you being my workout plan for the night?"

    or

    "Hey, would you let me verify your member ?"

    "I wouldn't mind you being the guy above me... in my bed."

    "Fuck."



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    Oct 25, 2010 6:25 PM GMT
    Disasterpiece said"Hey, would you let me verify your member ?"


    Love it! That's like a much better version of mine!
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    Oct 25, 2010 6:28 PM GMT
    ***smacking***
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    Oct 25, 2010 6:33 PM GMT
    "You've got my vote for man of the day!"

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    Oct 25, 2010 6:34 PM GMT
    Wanna get bragging rights that you did it with Caslon?

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA icon_lol.gif
  • Timbales

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    Oct 25, 2010 6:45 PM GMT
    let's go back to my place and you can be the guy above me
  • tongun18

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    Oct 25, 2010 6:48 PM GMT
    how about:

    we should go do something worth posting about ;-)

    or (this one is more of a gym one)

    mind if i squeeze in between your sets?

    the, of course, there's the basic (vulgar):

    nice stats, wanna fuck?
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    Oct 25, 2010 7:51 PM GMT
    "I'd let you troll me anyday"

    "I saw from across the bar that you viewed me, wanna be on my hot list?"

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    Oct 25, 2010 8:04 PM GMT
    “How about you and I create the longest, hottest Testimonial in RJ history”.
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    Oct 25, 2010 8:09 PM GMT
    "I'm going to need to make a post about you under "Gay News and Events". Subject: Hottest Man on the planet Discovered"
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    Oct 25, 2010 8:45 PM GMT
    " loved the torso, now loving the face " .
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    Oct 25, 2010 11:22 PM GMT
    Hey hot stuff my IM IS always on for you!
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    Oct 25, 2010 11:25 PM GMT
    Sam31488 saidTime to get creative. Think up pickup lines that you could use in a bar if you happened to run into another RJ member.

    For example:

    "Babe if you were with me, I'd make you Man of the Day EVERY day."

    "Why don't you take me back to your place and unlock those privates." icon_wink.gif



    Lets see what you all can think up icon_biggrin.gif



    hahahahaha man you are so good i love them icon_biggrin.gificon_biggrin.gificon_biggrin.gificon_biggrin.gif
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    Oct 25, 2010 11:29 PM GMT
    Here is how I'd react:

    "Holy shit, you're on Real Jock. Oh man, I've always thought you were so hot. Hot DAMN you look awesome in person. I'm sorry, I don't get out that much. Christ, I wanna sleep with you. I'm hot in bed. I like to use my legs. I have strong inner thighs. People pay for videos on me crushing guys with them. But, I'd rather have you crush me with yours."

    They would either turn away or be all over me. Thank you for those who would be all over me. You're hot.
  • MSUBioNerd

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    Oct 25, 2010 11:33 PM GMT
    "My, you've certainly been working the Strong and Lean"