Gay guys ordering pizza

  • vindog

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    Oct 28, 2010 8:54 AM GMT
    One of my top three comedians ever. Love David Cross. Just finished watching his tour documentary "Let America Laugh."



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    Oct 28, 2010 9:04 AM GMT
    When this gay man orders pizza...
    Dominos.com > Login > Click click > Enter CC# > *wait 20-30 minutes* > nomnomnom
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    Oct 28, 2010 5:26 PM GMT
    Yeah... I don't get it.
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    Oct 28, 2010 5:29 PM GMT
    It'd have been funnier if he'd had them ordering "meat lovers" every time, wink wink.
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    Oct 28, 2010 7:41 PM GMT
    I totally get it and it's funny. I think you have to live in a big city(access to specialty pizza and exotic ingredients) and be around a lot of gay guys.
  • coolarmydude

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    Oct 28, 2010 8:17 PM GMT
    muscles4muscles saidI totally get it and it's funny. I think you have to live in a big city(access to specialty pizza and exotic ingredients) and be around a lot of gay guys.



    well, that still makes only the two of you. icon_wink.gif

    (ba dum dum tsch)

    So it's you guys he's making fun of...
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    Oct 28, 2010 10:31 PM GMT
    paulflexes saidWhen this gay man orders pizza...
    Dominos.com > Login > Click click > Enter CC# > *wait 20-30 minutes* > nomnomnom


    ditto!! I use my iPhone.
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    Oct 28, 2010 11:26 PM GMT
    One of my like 3 actual dates in my life took me to a pizza place...and I think I acted like that...just a bit less feminine way of doing it...Now I'm even more self conscious...
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    Oct 29, 2010 12:32 AM GMT
    I dont get it either

    I do pizza every 6-8 weeks and there is no doubt about what we order, there is no hemming and hawing. pizza is one of our favorite foods and we build up the anticipation for the special meal...we order two sausage pizzas...I end up petering out at 6 slices but he can do the whole pie
  • Celticmusl

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    Oct 29, 2010 12:50 AM GMT
    At the beginning he says certain gay men and I totally get it. The kind of gay man that goes into a coffee shop and has a 20 minute conversation in ordering a cup of coffee. I have a few friends like this where they can make the most rudimentary run of the mill process a complex ordeal. These friends are usually a hoot to be around and very social, but lack concise decision making abilities.

    Anyhow, I like this comedian. Ever since I first saw him on Just Shoot Me.
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    Oct 29, 2010 3:13 AM GMT
    Celticmusl saidAt the beginning he says certain gay men and I totally get it. ...


    Two of these roared out of the Crossroads Trading Company on Market and were, "on fire". They looked back at me and I guess I must have had a "look" on my face. They caught the Muni, and pulled out a really good long blonde wig and started wearing it on the Muni platform.

    They were both hot, but I wasn't going to give them any more power than they already had. icon_lol.gif
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    Oct 29, 2010 3:28 AM GMT
    oh that was funny...cuz i know someone like that
  • shoelessj

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    Oct 29, 2010 5:03 AM GMT
    i don't get it either. and i live in a big city with 'specialty' pizza shoppes and plenty of gays. maybe i don't like the idea of a room of str8folk laughing at gay stereotypes (yes, i know, there is some truth in stereotypes, but still...)

    maybe it just needs to be in context, like next to a clip from movie with chris rock where he asks the clerk how much it'd cost for 'just one rib.' now that was funny.
  • turtleneckjoc...

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    Oct 29, 2010 5:13 AM GMT
    Heck, I just make my own....then I can put all of the inverted pine nuts and fiddlehead ferns I want on it!!
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    Oct 29, 2010 5:13 AM GMT
    I don't get, I don't get it....blah blah blah


    U guys should just relax and laugh sometimes jeez. Seriously nobody cares how masculine we are...we suck dick regardless
  • vindog

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    Oct 29, 2010 10:56 AM GMT
    He makes fun of straight people way more than gays...lighten up! He's a totally friend o' the gay.


    toasted coconut tabouleh!


    Here's one from "Shut Up You Fucking Baby" double disc about growing up in the South as an Atheist Jew.....which is genius






    and from "It's Not Funny" about his friends having kids.







  • Buddha

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    Oct 29, 2010 11:17 AM GMT
    whatisthisidontev-