So Jehovah Witnesses came to my door this morning...

  • metatextual

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    Oct 30, 2010 3:31 PM GMT
    While I was about to climax. I had to put on some extra pants so my erection didn't show through.

    How would've you reacted?
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    Oct 30, 2010 3:35 PM GMT
    I wouldn't even bother answering the door.
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    Oct 30, 2010 4:38 PM GMT
    I come to the door with a shotgun in hand.. they get the message real quick!
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    Oct 30, 2010 4:40 PM GMT
    Would ve told them what jesus said,like in the other thread
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    Oct 30, 2010 4:40 PM GMT
    Yeah man.. put in a peep hole, at the least. Then you can just check and opt to not answer the door.
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    Oct 30, 2010 5:30 PM GMT
    I would've asked them if they wanted to witness it
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    Oct 30, 2010 5:37 PM GMT
    I'm with Paul here. You should have just ignored them and kept on going icon_razz.gif
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    Oct 30, 2010 5:46 PM GMT
    Were they hot guys? Ask them in to share in the experience.
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    Oct 30, 2010 5:49 PM GMT
    Ciarsolo saidI would've asked them if they wanted to witness it


    LOL
  • Bunjamon

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    Oct 30, 2010 6:11 PM GMT
    You interrupted sex to answer the door? That's one no good reason, right there. Unless you'd ordered pizza beforehand. icon_rolleyes.gif
  • BlackBeltGuy

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    Oct 30, 2010 6:12 PM GMT
    we have a phone tree on my block...we all call each other and we put my dog on the front steps. trust me, when you see you dont even go up the drive way.

    he will lick your face off but doesn't look that way
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    Oct 30, 2010 6:16 PM GMT
    Kell_la saidWere they hot guys? Ask them in to share in the experience.
    That actually worked once with a pair of Mormon boys. 4realz. icon_lol.gif
  • metatextual

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    Oct 30, 2010 6:23 PM GMT
    na, they were two smartly dressed women. I don't think it would've gone over well if I just came out in my pajamas with a tent poking through; though, it would've been interesting to see their reactions if i did have.

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    Oct 30, 2010 6:31 PM GMT
    Ciarsolo saidI would've asked them if they wanted to witness it

    LOL.
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    Oct 30, 2010 6:37 PM GMT
    I appreciate them wanting to do good, but they do seem to pick the absolute worst times to ring the door bell don't they?icon_evil.gif
  • LJay

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    Oct 30, 2010 6:44 PM GMT
    paulflexes said
    Kell_la saidWere they hot guys? Ask them in to share in the experience.
    That actually worked once with a pair of Mormon boys. 4realz. icon_lol.gif


    I begin to wonder if all of the "Mormons" are really Mormons.
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    Oct 30, 2010 6:44 PM GMT
    I have had Mormons and Jehova Witnesses many times. I just invite them in and they start with their speech, etc. I also offer them something to drink, etc. I especially like the Mormons young guys who always come in with their bicycle helmets and all sweaty. Any case, I advise them that I am a Christian. I give them my credo and they give theirs is non-combative just a pleasant conversation, and then they leave.icon_biggrin.gif
  • aiko14

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    Oct 30, 2010 7:14 PM GMT
    sashaman saidI appreciate them wanting to do good, but they do seem to pick the absolute worst times to ring the door bell don't they?icon_evil.gif


    everytime they ring the door bell is the absolute worst time icon_razz.gif
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    Oct 30, 2010 7:17 PM GMT
    I'd probably come out with a fake bloody knife and say, "Sorry, we're not done with the virgin yet. Come back in 30 minutes?"
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    Oct 30, 2010 7:21 PM GMT
    RekindleTheFlame saidI'd probably come out with a fake bloody knife and say, "Sorry, we're not done with the virgin yet. Come back in 30 minutes?"
    WIN! Borat.gif&t=1
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    Oct 30, 2010 7:58 PM GMT
    I was having sex once. When we both finished (rather loudly I might add), there was a knock on the door from maintenance. We answered and the man politely said "I thought I would wait before coming in to change your window.

    I felt special.
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    Oct 30, 2010 8:05 PM GMT
    I'm keeping a print-out of that WWHJD aticle near the door for next time they come by my place.


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    Oct 30, 2010 8:06 PM GMT
    Pinny saidI was having sex once. When we both finished (rather loudly I might add), there was a knock on the door from maintenance. We answered and the man politely said "I thought I would wait before coming in to change your window.

    I felt special.


    Nice lol icon_cool.gif
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    Oct 30, 2010 9:31 PM GMT
    KentuckyTuss saidYeah man.. put in a peep hole, at the least. Then you can just check and opt to not answer the door.


    I just look out the window of the door and it's Jevohas or Mormons, I just ignore them. I don't know them and they don't know me, so what do I care what they think?
  • Vaughn

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    Oct 30, 2010 9:44 PM GMT
    Ciarsolo saidI would've asked them if they wanted to witness it

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