HOW TO MEASURE YOUR HUMAN-PENIS...MEASUREMENTS ABOVE AVERAGE BIG LIGHTFLESH-PENIS{NAVAJO WHITE-BEIGE-RED~BROWN~GOLD LIGHTSKIN~TAN~MIDDLE EASTERN~EUROPEAN~NATIVE AMERICAN~WHITE IN COMBINATION~MIXED~WHITE~CAUCASIAN}

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    Oct 31, 2010 4:31 PM GMT
    Open your legs...Get it up...COMPLETLY ERECT

    Coimfortably hold the tape measue at the base of the penis measure on the top to the end of the LONGEST SIDE of the penis head to get the length of the erect penis.

    Comfortably form a circle around the penis with the tape measure and FIND and MEASURE at the THICKEST PART of the erect penis.
    After you find the THICKEST part of the erect penis measure around and let the tape measure go down loose slightly diagonal similar to measuing the waist. If you measure the thickest part only around and add 1/4" or .25" you should get the same result. I know the measurements of my beige-red light-dildo from the package I measure the beige-red light brown light-dildo the same way as my penis after you get the same length and girth/circumference results measure your penis the same way as your light-dildo, beige dildo, red dildo, brown dildo or whatever.

    PERFECT PENIS
    5"/12cm Thick/Long Flaccid Penis
    Flaccid Penis/Semi-Erect Penis Loose Circumcision Semi-Uncut/CUT Circumcised
    ERECT PENIS MEASUREMENTS
    LENGTH 7.9"-8"Long/20cm LONG
    CIRCUMFERENCE 6.2"Thick/15cm THICK

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    White/Caucasian Penis Flesh solid-light color combination White-Beige-Pink-Red-Gold-Brown Pale Very Light-Medium Light Tan Lightskin Adult Human WorldWide Average Penis Size is 5.1"-5.9" Erect in length and 4"-5" Thick Erect In Circumference but size varies from each country In a Continet
    ABOVE AVERAGE ERECT PENIS THICKNESS IN CIRCUMFERENCE 5"-5.5"Oceania/Australia PENIS THICKNESS 5.75"-6.2"-7"&Thicker
    Euopean/Middle Eastern especially Mexican-American/Spainsh European Italy/France have Above Average Erect Big Penis
    Very similar to myself flaccid Frenchmen average a 4.7"long flaccid penis and average around 6.3"long erect penis (SHOWER penis is long/thick flaccid and erect)
    ABOVE AVERAGE ERECT BIG PENIS 15cm/(5.91")6"and longer
    5.91"15cm/6"Medium penis
    6.7"-6.9" 17cm/7"Medium penis
    7.88"-7.9" 20cm/8"Medium-Large penis
    8.67"-8.9" 22cm/9"Large penis
    9.85"-9.9" 25cm/10"X-tra Large penis
    10.63"-10.9" 27cm/11"X-tra Large/X-tra X-tra Large penis
    11.82"-11.9" 30cm/12"X-tra X-tra Large penis
    13"/33cm 34cm/13.5"X-tra X-tra X-tra Large penis


  • LJay

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    Oct 31, 2010 5:17 PM GMT
    Thank you for sharing.
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    Oct 31, 2010 5:24 PM GMT
    You are giving instructions on how to measure your penis? Your audience here is gay men. I think they've all had a lot of experience measuring it and hoping that it has somehow gotten bigger.
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    Oct 31, 2010 5:32 PM GMT
    Pictures say so much more than words. icon_smile.gif
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    Oct 31, 2010 5:47 PM GMT
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    Oct 31, 2010 5:59 PM GMT
    I use the US dollar bill test (of any amount, since all US denominations are the same dimensions).

    You are big if longer when hard than a US bill laid across the TOP, one bill end touching against your belly.

    The second part is for the same bill's narrow ends to not be able to contact when wrapped around the hard shaft. Hold a US bill up in the air and look through it when making a circle this way. That's thick.

    When I was in AOL gay chat rooms we used to joke about "AOL inches." Seems like every guy there claimed to be 9 or 10 inches long. A US bill is a constant, and you either pass this test or you don't. I do. icon_biggrin.gif
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    Oct 31, 2010 6:03 PM GMT
    Caslon16000 saidstick_the_ruler_into_your_stomach_fat_tr


    what a smart cat!
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    Oct 31, 2010 6:12 PM GMT
    You should measure along the top, from the pelvic bone to the tip when fully erect in order to get the most consistent measurement. People tend to gain and lose weight, which can make one's penis appear longer or shorter than it actually is due to the fad pad that can form in the pubic area just above and around the penis. This creates a significant variable in the visible portion in terms of centimeters or inches.

    Regardless of this fat pad, during sex one would have a tendency to push all the way to the pelvic bone, flattening the fat pad, so that would indeed be the more true measurement of its actual length and reach-ability.

    People who would argue with this method of measurement and call it cheating, do so only because they cannot grasp the concept of anything that is not purely visual. Or, they've been told that and accepted it as a fixed idea. Fixed ideas create disabilities with thinking and proper evaluation.

    But, the fact remains that in order to obtain a consistent measurement from one man to the next, if you were gain a real perspective on what would be large, average or small, measuring from the pelvic bone is the only way to do it.
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    Oct 31, 2010 6:27 PM GMT
    Kell_la saidBut, the fact remains that in order to obtain a consistent measurement from one man to the next, if you were gain a real perspective on what would be large, average or small, measuring from the pelvic bone is the only way to do it.


    Yes. This is the method urologists use (normally, along the top from pubis to tip). It is not very forgiving, but it is pretty consistent.
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    Oct 31, 2010 9:12 PM GMT
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    Oct 31, 2010 9:27 PM GMT
    ...and if you don't have a ruler, you could use this.....



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    ...just remember to only do this WITH THE BLADE DOWN.
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    Oct 31, 2010 11:38 PM GMT
    Yeah, I'm confused....pics or a video would be so much more helpful to me! LOL
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    Oct 31, 2010 11:39 PM GMT
    I guess I'm very small. icon_redface.gif
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    Nov 01, 2010 10:18 AM GMT
    Really there's not that much point in measuring. You can tell just by looking whether it's big, medium or small.
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    Nov 01, 2010 10:26 AM GMT
    gayromeo has a penis-o-meter, to set some sort of standard. It takes both length and girth into consideration.
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    Nov 01, 2010 10:55 AM GMT
    Andreas73 saidgayromeo has a penis-o-meter, to set some sort of standard. It takes both length and girth into consideration.


    Of course he does and wants each and every guy to lay it out so he can measure it. Lol
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    Nov 01, 2010 10:56 AM GMT
    NickFit saidReally there's not that much point in measuring. You can tell just by looking whether it's big, medium or small.
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    OH NO! SOMEONE'S GONE AND LOST THEIR HEAD OVER THIS POINTLESS THREAD!!! Tonight- we mourn. icon_cry.gif
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    Nov 01, 2010 12:52 PM GMT
    One of the best places to observe penis size in this area is Haulover nude beach north of Miami. Also ball size, for that matter. Unlike in a locker room the men aren't doing the towel dance, if they even change clothes at the gym at all, and it's bright and sunny on the beach, lots of guys walking around, even running and playing games, so you don't miss a detail.

    But of course most dicks are soft on the beach, not hard. Yet I've seen some freakishly gigantic cocks, that would be impressive even if they were stiff, but these are just hanging there limp, halfway down to the knees. And I think they must actually be an inconvenience with clothing, and with little benefit, since most dicks that are huge when soft don't grow much more when erect, they just get stiff, and end up not bigger than many cocks that started out smaller.

    I once saw a guy on Haulover so big I wondered that he wasn't embarrassed for all the attention, like someone had attached the proverbial horse's cock on him, swinging and slapping against his legs. I know it was at least 12 inches soft, this elephant-trunk thing that really just looked ridiculously non-human to me. But I guess it pleased him, or else he wouldn't have stripped naked in front of men, women, and even a few children.

    So I see all sizes there, most guys seeming quite adequate to me, as I'm really not a size queen. Maybe the little ones stay home, I dunno. As for my own method of mentally measuring (and I'm actually being serious here), I use the mouth test: I imagine how it would fit in my mouth. I really do! That's why Mr. Elephant Cock didn't interest me, instead finding average guys just perfect.
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    Nov 01, 2010 1:12 PM GMT
    wait im confused on the measureing directions. can someone help me? icon_razz.gif
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    Nov 01, 2010 1:14 PM GMT
    well considering the guys ive dated of African/European descent versus those of America/Asian decent..

    Its completely true icon_redface.gif
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    Nov 01, 2010 1:15 PM GMT
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    NickFit saidReally there's not that much point in measuring. You can tell just by looking whether it's big, medium or small.
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    OH NO! SOMEONE'S GONE AND LOST THEIR HEAD OVER THIS POINTLESS THREAD!!! Tonight- we mourn. icon_cry.gif


    Calm down dear.
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    Nov 01, 2010 1:52 PM GMT
    sydney_cider saidPictures say so much more than words. icon_smile.gif
    Yeah! Post some instructables!
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    Nov 01, 2010 6:11 PM GMT
    Art_Deco saidOne of the best places to observe penis size in this area is Haulover nude beach north of Miami. Also ball size, for that matter. Unlike in a locker room the men aren't doing the towel dance, if they even change clothes at the gym at all, and it's bright and sunny on the beach, lots of guys walking around, even running and playing games, so you don't miss a detail.

    But of course most dicks are soft on the beach, not hard. Yet I've seen some freakishly gigantic cocks, that would be impressive even if they were stiff, but these are just hanging there limp, halfway down to the knees. And I think they must actually be an inconvenience with clothing, and with little benefit, since most dicks that are huge when soft don't grow much more when erect, they just get stiff, and end up not bigger than many cocks that started out smaller.

    I once saw a guy on Haulover so big I wondered that he wasn't embarrassed for all the attention, like someone had attached the proverbial horse's cock on him, swinging and slapping against his legs. I know it was at least 12 inches soft, this elephant-trunk thing that really just looked ridiculously non-human to me. But I guess it pleased him, or else he wouldn't have stripped naked in front of men, women, and even a few children.

    So I see all sizes there, most guys seeming quite adequate to me, as I'm really not a size queen. Maybe the little ones stay home, I dunno. As for my own method of mentally measuring (and I'm actually being serious here), I use the mouth test: I imagine how it would fit in my mouth. I really do! That's why Mr. Elephant Cock didn't interest me, instead finding average guys just perfect.


    One might think evolution would favour the grower over the shower. When it's not in use, surely you do not want it to impede your ability to run away, fast! Then again, being a shower might increase your chances of being selected as a mating partner.

    You just never know with evolution. It's so fickle!
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    Nov 02, 2010 2:38 PM GMT
    Mil8 said
    One might think evolution would favour the grower over the shower. When it's not in use, surely you do not want it to impede your ability to run away, fast! Then again, being a shower might increase your chances of being selected as a mating partner.

    You just never know with evolution. It's so fickle!


    Evolution-shmevolution....obviously before we were born Jesus and his dad who is also him and the bird/ghost who is also him decided for each and everyone of us as to whether we'd be "small but mighty" or "horse cocks who don't know what they're doing with it" IME...The reasons for this have to do with special magical gifts we all receive when we are born yadda yadda yadda...hope this helps

    kthxbye
  • Karnage

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    Nov 02, 2010 2:44 PM GMT
    I honestly couldn't tell you the size of any of my partners. It's just not something that's ever mattered much to me. I think an SNL quote says it best: "Size doesn't matter, unless it's REALLY big or REALLY small!"