Why me and what am I supposed to do with it now?

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    Nov 03, 2010 1:12 AM GMT
    I walked into work today and sat in my cube, like every other morning. One of my coworkers and I have become chummy....SHE is a peer in my office of 60. She is married, has 4 kids, and is really quite pretty....black hair, about 6 ft tall, nice body , good curves and big boobs....very attractive! She is quite the flirt too and is in the early stages of separating from her husband of 15 years. We shoot messages to each other all day and even away from work, as well as FB and e-mails...A lot of cute, double entendre and suggestive funnies....nothing bad or harmful......today I open my personal yahoo e-mail and have a nude pic of a really good looking guy (No face) with a HUGE erection and she has captioned it...."Who I did for my Halloween Weekend!"....This was a REALLY NICE SHOT!, HARD AND HUGE!
    A few moments later she comes bounding over to my cube, with a serious "AFTERGLOW" nicely dressed, nice makeup, and low cleavage and what must have been a serious "lift and separate" bra...Those things were at ATTENTION on HIGH BEAMS!..and she is positively BUBBLY!!!

    She asked what I thought of the picture and I said ...I didn't know your husband was packing!...and she said it wasn't him, it was a guy in our office....I knew in an instant who it was, because he has always had the hots for her! I asked was it him? and she said ....yes!, but please don't say anything to him or anyone in the office..... I believe her..it could very easily be him. the body hair matches what I have seen of him.....he is straight and in the Air Force reserves and believes he is quite the Don Juan...even before this......
    So now I have had this impressive image of his erection burned into my memory, her describing the size and fit in her mouth as she gave him head and then how it felt as he had sex with her and then the joyous rhapsody of the BIG "O"...from her standpoint....
    I couldn't make this up....so now I am supposed to just look and work with my two co-workers and not say or think anything?...Hell, I'd do him in a heartbeat and on a wild day...her too, but I just get to live with their information in my head and eyes... ideas? Is it "cheating" if they are getting separated? Does it matter? I asked her to not send me or tell me any more...
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    Nov 03, 2010 1:22 AM GMT
    Yes you are supoused to live with the information! You probably noticed & liked the guy before you saw the pic so you probably wont see him any different (from his point of view)

    .... Now if it was me I'd ask for more pictures lolicon_redface.gif
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    Nov 03, 2010 1:28 AM GMT
    As the old saying goes..
    Pics or it didn't happen. icon_lol.gif

    Nah, just kidding. Don't post the pic. I think his privacy has already been violated. I'm sure she sent that pic to like a dozen other people as well. But I agree with your immediate reaction.. Make it clear that you don't wanna know any more details. Just explain to her you don't want to get involved with her office romance/drama.
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    Nov 03, 2010 2:03 AM GMT
    Why doesnt anything like this happen in my office! ... icon_evil.gif
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    Nov 03, 2010 2:22 AM GMT
    What's the big deal!!??icon_neutral.gif

    It's not like he's the last man on earth. You saw his stuff-seen one basically seen them all.icon_rolleyes.gif
  • Celticmusl

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    Nov 03, 2010 2:27 AM GMT
    Eewwwwww! The straighties at the office and their sordid sex lives.
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    Nov 03, 2010 2:30 AM GMT
    Straight people are crazy, always pushing their agenda on us.
  • LJay

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    Nov 03, 2010 2:37 AM GMT
    Sounds to me like some staff reductions are in order if people have time for all this stuff and so much of it.

    I would assume that my email was being monitored.
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    Nov 03, 2010 2:39 AM GMT
    Sporty_g said
    She asked what I thought of the picture and I said ...I didn't know your husband was packing!...and she said it wasn't him, it was a guy in our office....I knew in an instant who it was, because he has always had the hots for her! I asked was it him? and she said ....yes!, but please don't say anything to him or anyone in the office..... I believe her..it could very easily be him. the body hair matches what I have seen of him.....he is straight and in the Air Force reserves and believes he is quite the Don Juan...even before this......
    So now I have had this impressive image of his erection burned into my memory, her describing the size and fit in her mouth as she gave him head and then how it felt as he had sex with her and then the joyous rhapsody of the BIG "O"...from her standpoint....
    I couldn't make this up....so now I am supposed to just look and work with my two co-workers and not say or think anything?...Hell, I'd do him in a heartbeat and on a wild day...her too, but I just get to live with their information in my head and eyes... ideas? Is it "cheating" if they are getting separated? Does it matter? I asked her to not send me or tell me any more...


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  • idkagudname

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    Nov 03, 2010 3:08 AM GMT
    wow what a story. I wonder if this happens to office setting often
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    Nov 03, 2010 3:11 AM GMT
    Happened in my office... but never with pictures icon_cry.gif
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    Nov 03, 2010 3:20 AM GMT
    Be very careful if you were using your work PC, personal email account or not. Companies don't look kindly on nude photos floating around and you do not want to get involved (replying to or forwarding the email makes you involved).

    Sounds like you need to figure out how to cool things down, otherwise you may be looking for work in the worst job-search economy since the Great Depression. (Sorry, Sporty)


    P.S. great story, BTW
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    Nov 03, 2010 7:33 AM GMT
    For me it's no diffrent to striping in a car park with mates, after being at the beach. Sometimes you see things, and it's like wow. Take the next step and move on. But then I control my dick too, it stoped controlling me long ago.
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    Nov 06, 2010 10:01 PM GMT
    And you're complaining??? icon_rolleyes.gif
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    Nov 06, 2010 10:17 PM GMT
    Today on another site's forum, I clicked a thread titled "vagina boogers" while I was eating.
    It didn't phase me.
    Would you like to borrow my strong stomach and thick skin? icon_razz.gif
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    Nov 06, 2010 10:31 PM GMT
    Shes separating, so she aint cheating icon_cool.gif And whats the problem being in the know? Isnt that what ll straight girlfriends do with eachother? lol Tell eachother about all manner of stuff

    I think women tlak in more sexual detail comfortably with one another than men do, even gay men...
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    Nov 06, 2010 10:36 PM GMT
    i can't help but think that If a gay man were to send a female coworker such a photo it would not be dismissed very casually.
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