Found the Xmas Card I am sending this Year

  • GQjock

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    Nov 05, 2010 10:47 PM GMT
    I just Luv the Spirit of Christmas icon_cool.gif

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    and the inside as well

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    Nov 06, 2010 4:58 PM GMT
    Why does Santa want to kill us? icon_cry.gif
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    Nov 06, 2010 5:03 PM GMT
    Me don't like Santa the terrorist! Leave that for the Easter bunny!
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    Nov 06, 2010 5:17 PM GMT
    So he could be bombing a house of good people? ... that's distrubing. ... icon_eek.gif ... and you dont care! .... that's disturbing, too! ... icon_eek.gif ... just like a terrorist bomber, .... guilty ... innocent ... it doesnt matter to you? ... OMG! ... You're a terrorist bomber!!!! .... This is probably a signal to secret terrorists cells thruout the country ...maybe the world!
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    Nov 06, 2010 5:23 PM GMT
    The house burns down while the family is away on Christmas vacation at a relatives house. They can't find the source of the fire (cause St. Nick is all mystical and shit) The insurance company pays out! Family gets rich, get's a brand new home, all their stuff replaced, merry fucking Christmas.
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    Nov 06, 2010 5:45 PM GMT
    The beard should have been a dead giveaway that Santa is a terrorist.
  • FredMG

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    Nov 06, 2010 5:53 PM GMT
    Hilarious!
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    Nov 06, 2010 6:43 PM GMT
    and I thought I had a distorted view of Christmasicon_eek.gif
  • jim_sf

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    Nov 06, 2010 6:56 PM GMT
    Make Santa a little more robotic and you'd have a Futurama-themed card.
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    Nov 06, 2010 6:57 PM GMT
    LMAO too funny icon_razz.gif
  • Webster666

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    Nov 07, 2010 9:24 PM GMT
    Not funny...
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    Nov 07, 2010 9:47 PM GMT
    I got a card last year that had Santa giving you the finger on the front cover and inside it said:

    Times are rough,
    Times are hard,
    here is your fucking Christmas Card!

    Was from my mom of all people, she told me she sent it to a select few people lol. Needless to say by the looks of the presents under the tree it was not a hard christmas for santa.
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    Nov 07, 2010 10:10 PM GMT
    We have 2 batches of cards we send out, to known Christians, and generic Seasons Greetings to our Jewish friends and those about whom we're not sure. Then there's a more exclusive & very fancy card, sent to close family & intimate friends.

    We haven't chosen the cards yet, we'll do that after we get back from Key West later this month. We always go with something rather elaborate & decorative, that recipients will want to display, rather than gimmicky joke stuff.

    In a way, a holiday greeting card is a kind of gift, so we want it to be useful & appreciated. So we avoid questionable jokes, and simply go with viusally attractive.

    Still, this Christmas image always makes me smile --

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  • GQjock

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    Nov 08, 2010 12:58 AM GMT
    My last year's Christmas card

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  • BlackBeltGuy

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    Nov 08, 2010 1:08 AM GMT
    mine was a pick of a reindeer rest area stop....

    INSIDE SAID:

    ORAL SEX (EXCELLENT LAST MINUTE HOLIDAY GIFT)
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    Nov 08, 2010 6:53 PM GMT
    LMAO @ OP
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    Nov 08, 2010 10:37 PM GMT
    BUMP ^
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    Nov 23, 2010 4:54 AM GMT
    I turned this into a postcard.

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    I think the back will read either "And people wonder why I moved from Michigan" or "Merry Christmas from Ted Nugent and Family." icon_lol.gif
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    Nov 23, 2010 7:26 AM GMT
    Art_Deco saidWe have 2 batches of cards we send out, to known Christians, and generic Seasons Greetings to our Jewish friends and those about whom we're not sure. Then there's a more exclusive & very fancy card, sent to close family & intimate friends.

    We haven't chosen the cards yet, we'll do that after we get back from Key West later this month. We always go with something rather elaborate & decorative, that recipients will want to display, rather than gimmicky joke stuff.

    In a way, a holiday greeting card is a kind of gift, so we want it to be useful & appreciated. So we avoid questionable jokes, and simply go with viusally attractive.

    Still, this Christmas image always makes me smile --

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    somebody always posts that picture near christmas time and EVERY GOT DAMN TIME I SEE IT I GET SO HORNY.


    you can't just post that shit all willy nilly when there are guys who totally want a sexy Daddy like the one in the picture innocently reading.

    fuck. me.

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    Nov 23, 2010 7:32 AM GMT
    This is what Christmas is all about.... I need someone to help me empty my sack. icon_rolleyes.gif

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