Disney needs an animated fairy tale where the dashing prince marries a guy

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    Nov 06, 2010 3:50 AM GMT
    I'm tired of pretending I'm Ariel, dammit! I need some classic Disney goodness I can relate to, and I won't settle for that closeted one!
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    Although to their credit one of them is named Miguel
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    Nov 06, 2010 4:00 AM GMT
    Ursula is running it!
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    Nov 06, 2010 4:02 AM GMT
    ShinyToyTrev saidUrsula is running it!


    My...Dear...Sweet...Child! Actually while on topic I have to confess, and I am totally serious about this, that I sing Poor Unfortunate Souls out loud, to myself, more than any sane person should....BUT THEY DOTE AND SWOON AND FAWN ON A LADY WHO'S WITHDRAWN! IT'S SHE WHO HOLDS HER TONGUE WHO GETS HER MAN COME ON YOU..."
  • MuscleComeBac...

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    Nov 06, 2010 4:14 AM GMT
    Well, Road to El Dorado is a DreamWorks film, so Disney still didn't QUITE get it right. Although, we do have Timon and Pumba!
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    Nov 06, 2010 4:17 AM GMT
    Ciarsolo saidI'm tired of pretending I'm Ariel, dammit! I need some classic Disney goodness I can relate to, and I won't settle for that closeted one!



    Although to their credit one of them is named Miguel


    Well good, I'm tired of your pretend self smelling like fish. icon_twisted.gif
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    Nov 06, 2010 4:17 AM GMT
    5ebastian saidu know wots cool about Disneyland... they have gay day. A lot of the animators are gay and in commemoration they celebrate gay day. No joke. I think they had a comic strip depicting Mickey and Donald Duck as gay lovers.

    Our religion teacher in highschool was part of a group of Christian soldiers out to boycott Disney (even though he was the spitting image of Smithers from the Simpsons).


    gay days is an unsanctioned event, disneyland does not put it on and you wont find it on a disney event calender. anti-gay ppl can decided to go to disneyland and wear black on that same day if they wanted and disneyland wouldnt stop them.

    beside that, disney is VERY gay friendly haha
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    Nov 06, 2010 4:19 AM GMT
    collegekid2004 said
    Ciarsolo saidI'm tired of pretending I'm Ariel, dammit! I need some classic Disney goodness I can relate to, and I won't settle for that closeted one!



    Although to their credit one of them is named Miguel


    Well good, I'm tired of your pretend self smelling like fish. icon_twisted.gif


    I didn't get that, but I'll still brush my hand inappropriately across the front of your pants, purely by accident of course! ^o~!
  • BIG_N_TALL

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    Nov 06, 2010 4:22 AM GMT
    I'd love to see such an animated show/movie by Disney, but I doubt I'll ever see it icon_neutral.gif
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    Nov 06, 2010 4:24 AM GMT
    Ciarsolo said
    ShinyToyTrev saidUrsula is running it!


    My...Dear...Sweet...Child! Actually while on topic I have to confess, and I am totally serious about this, that I sing Poor Unfortunate Souls out loud, to myself, more than any sane person should....BUT THEY DOTE AND SWOON AND FAWN ON A LADY WHO'S WITHDRAWN! IT'S SHE WHO HOLDS HER TONGUE WHO GETS HER MAN COME ON YOU..."


    " poor unfortunate souls, go ahead! make your choice im a very busy woman, and i havnt got all day. it wont cost much, JUST YOUR VOICE! you poor unfortunate soul, it's sad, but true. if you want to cross the bridge my sweet you've got to pay the toll. take a gulp and take a breath and go ahead and sign the scroll. flotsam, jetsam now i've got her boys, THE boss is on a rooooooooool. thIS POOR Un-FORTUNATE SOULLLLLLLLLSSS"
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    Nov 06, 2010 4:25 AM GMT
    I dont think is in Disney commercial interest but that fairy tale should totaly exist!
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    Nov 06, 2010 5:14 AM GMT
    As a former Disneyland employee ("cast member"), I can honestly say that, as long as Disney keeps up ol' Walt's pretense of a family-oriented theme park, eternally stuck in the 1890's of Main Street Americana, that will NEVER happen....
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    Nov 06, 2010 5:47 AM GMT
    Well, there's Disney's fairy named Terrence. Isn't that gay?

    (Cool butch bracelets around the wrists.)

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    Nov 06, 2010 5:59 AM GMT
    ^ oh god he looks like the guy I lost my virginity to icon_neutral.gif
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    Nov 06, 2010 8:08 AM GMT
    disney himself probably hated gay people
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    Nov 06, 2010 8:11 AM GMT
    dekiruman saiddisney himself probably hated gay people

    The man died years ago so that's a pretty pointless assumption.
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    Nov 06, 2010 8:20 AM GMT
    bolero_of_fire said
    dekiruman saiddisney himself probably hated gay people

    The man died years ago so that's a pretty pointless assumption.


    Yahh...and he was born even years before that lol...

    Ahhhh a gay fairytale story would be sooooo cute....


    but let's focus on actual good gay live action films first, though...
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    Nov 29, 2010 2:04 AM GMT
    I Loved that Terrance character!!! And you know you are right Disney needs a same sex fairy tale!! Disney it's celebrating its 50th animated film with tanggled and I want number 51st to be about a gay boy damn it!!
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    Nov 29, 2010 2:09 AM GMT
    Ciarsolo saidI'm tired of pretending I'm Ariel, dammit! I need some classic Disney goodness I can relate to, and I won't settle for that closeted one!
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    Although to their credit one of them is named Miguel



    totally agree.
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    Nov 29, 2010 2:11 AM GMT
    cold said
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    FACT: In "The Little Mermaid," a scene depicts a priest becoming noticeably aroused while presiding over a wedding. Also, a castle spire on the jacket art for the video resembles a phallus.



    I don't think that source is very reliable...
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    i agree with Cold. thats clearly his knee(s).
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    Nov 29, 2010 2:13 AM GMT
    So the sexually charged relationship between Goofy and Pluto isn't enough for you?

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    Nov 29, 2010 2:21 AM GMT
    ShaDoWhn saidI dont think is in Disney commercial interest but that fairy tale should totaly exist!



    Wish granted, ShaDoWhn! This is a story of two men, Ian a human , and Renot, a half-race of Faerie.

    "Typical of Faerie, her habits were of the self contained. Ttenet passed through the great room, then through enormous glass windowed doors into Renot’s semi tropical gardens. Out the main gate she lightly ran, across the green sward and to the woods’ edge. There she called to the world’s corner and one came; a fanning movement, its mirrored self opening like wings. Ttenet went from Here to There.
    For a few minutes, Renot and Ian, coffee cups in hand, stood in the garden after watching Ttenet leave. Renot felt the usual amusement at Faerie exhibiting its usual crassness. Ian stood in slack jawed amazement. It was only the second time he’d watched someone leave this way. Renot’s eyes twinkled, observing this. Ian’s thrill was his as well, all of Here becoming bolder, fabulous when seen through the lens of Ian.

    And again, all of a sudden, he was with Ian; inside him. Ian’s eyes widened as he gathered Renot in emotionally. A vast happiness threatened to overwhelm him. A precipice of feeling passed below his full heart; ‘overwhelmed’ succumbing to rapture as Ian explored Renot’s feelings from inside Renot. The experience was, of course, impossible, the perspective unlike anything he’d ever known and Ian was galvanized. For the first time in his emotionally cloistered existence, he saw emotion in all its cognizant planes, how each complemented the other in some grand design and felt content, even as he watched every block and stone, wall and rampart fall away inside himself. That he even could comprehend in this manner would have surprised Renot’s father, Juladd, but no one could have been as surprised as Ian. Tears coursed from his eyes.
    He hung his head as his mind replayed a hundred, no, a thousand scenes of missed opportunity to connect with people and so release himself from his own prison. But comprehension was missing in these past events, so all could be let go; absolved. This came from Renot, in calm waves, as he took Ian’s arm and led him back to the house. Ian roughly scrubbed the wetness from his face and grinned. Life was a great surprise; he was in love. On the ground behind them, its existence sure to confound Ian more than any other event so far, was a shard of golden brown stone. A Faerie tear lay in the emerald grass."

    excerpt from The Silver Dish by Doug of meninlove
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    Nov 29, 2010 2:39 AM GMT
    Well, there was Disney's Chip 'n Dale:

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    Nov 29, 2010 3:11 AM GMT
    i couldn't agree more! i think it will happen within our lifetimes, with the rate at which change is happening and gays are becoming more accepted icon_smile.gif
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    Nov 29, 2010 3:39 AM GMT
    Celticmusl saidSo the sexually charged relationship between Goofy and Pluto isn't enough for you?

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    Nov 29, 2010 3:54 AM GMT
    ShaDoWhn saidI dont think is in Disney commercial interest but that fairy tale should totaly exist!


    If I can sit there in a movie theater and watch Forest Gump running across the country, then straights can put up with some of our gay shit once in a while. It's only fair.