No femmes, no smokers, no drugs, no fats, not thins, no-one under or over 25 etc

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    Nov 11, 2010 8:44 PM GMT
    "God, Liz, you're so negative! Every time you say what you don't want, you sound like a cranky cow! And you're not that."


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    Nov 12, 2010 2:36 AM GMT
    No-one that isn't Swedish, don't bother me if you don't drive a Masarati, and if you havn't had a humble Farm upbringing in the South of France.. DONT EVEN THINK ABOUT IT!!!!!!! icon_rolleyes.gif

    PS... I require 3 (no less, no more) hydroponically grown, medium sized tomatoes to go with the Avocado picked fresh daily from an Avocado Tree in Northern Queensland to be toasted on wholemeal bread made in Switzerland..... if you cant make this happen- get outta my face! icon_lol.gif
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    Nov 12, 2010 2:47 AM GMT
    I want.....

    ????

    I demand...

    ????

    I ....

    ????

    ehm

    ???

    I dont know!!!!
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    Nov 12, 2010 2:48 AM GMT
    yes and don't forget...no creepy old guys...ewwwwwwicon_cool.gif
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    Nov 12, 2010 2:49 AM GMT
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    Nov 12, 2010 2:51 AM GMT


    Dear Lostboy and AussieMe, Bill has been laughing crazily at this to the point that I have had to lock him in the laundry room with the 100% woven ermine linens.

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    Nov 12, 2010 2:53 AM GMT
    Definitely no FEMS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Last thing I need is a bitch trying to run out the house with my Louboutins on.

    Fems can't be trusted around shiny things
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    Nov 12, 2010 2:54 AM GMT
    Despise those people. You could be the hottest thing on earth and I would still not come near you with that tude.

    The minute you start setting boundaries, you've lost me. Get over yourself and stop generalizing people.

    I have my types and my attractions, but I don't think I ever know them until i see a guy.
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    Nov 12, 2010 2:59 AM GMT
    And I like the ones that say disease and drug free UB2 and they are fucking mental patients....aint that a disease???
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    Nov 12, 2010 3:14 AM GMT
    Bigsmiles saidAnd I like the ones that say disease and drug free UB2 and they are fucking mental patients....aint that a disease???


    HEY us mental patients get horny too! icon_razz.gif
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    Nov 12, 2010 3:22 AM GMT
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    Whatever, im gonna have a cig....
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    Nov 12, 2010 3:24 AM GMT
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    Nov 12, 2010 3:26 AM GMT
    theres nothing wrong with having mental problems mah ha ha ha icon_evil.gif
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    Nov 12, 2010 3:28 AM GMT
    Can I be fat and thin? I would like to be yes.
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    Nov 12, 2010 3:31 AM GMT
    mnboy saidCan I be fat and thin? I would like to be yes.


    You can be skinny fat... lol
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    Nov 12, 2010 3:34 AM GMT
    mnboy saidCan I be fat and thin? I would like to be yes.



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    Nov 12, 2010 3:43 AM GMT
    If you don't have exact 50 eyelashes on both eyes, forget it, we have nothing in common icon_biggrin.gif
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    Nov 12, 2010 3:56 AM GMT
    cold saidWith an attitude like that you'd miss out on Trans-Franco
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    YEEEEEEEESSSSSaahh!!!! icon_cool.gif
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    Nov 12, 2010 3:57 AM GMT
    Its funny when they post stuff like that, I wonder if they meet their own standards they would want in a friend or bf.. prolly not
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    Nov 12, 2010 3:58 AM GMT
    I used to see ads like that (was it in The Advocate?) that said "No fats, no thins, no femmes, no blacks, no Asians, no Hispanics." Well, at least they made their wishes know, but I wouldn't want to be friends with these guys who inserted these ads.
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    Nov 12, 2010 4:04 AM GMT
    Yeah well we all got preferences so ignore the boys who have preferences like that. The reason you're bitching about this because you've been turned down many times and you just want to rant about it. Big deal buddy, not everyone is going to be like the way you want them to be.
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    Nov 12, 2010 4:08 AM GMT
    If I wanted a girl, I'd date one.

    If I wanted a sissy, I wouldn't hang out on a jock site.

    If I wanted a liar, I wouldn't be out.

    If I wanted a fat ass, I'd go to IHOP.

    If I wanted to smell like an ashtray, I'd go to a bar.

    Etc., etc.

    Good judgment is just that. No one should settle for less than their standards.

    I'm here for the studs.

    I'm queer, and I like GUYS.
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    Nov 12, 2010 4:20 AM GMT
    I heart all of you guys...these comments are soooooo fucking funny!!! Laugh My Ass Off!!!!
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    Nov 12, 2010 4:33 AM GMT
    I want chocolate.

    And coffee.
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    Nov 12, 2010 4:37 AM GMT
    paulflexes saidI want chocolate.

    And coffee.
    Nah.... coffee sucks!