Wild/Weird News Story: Woman spent two years on boyfriend's toilet

  • redheaded_dud...

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    Mar 13, 2008 3:47 AM GMT
    And I thought things were weird in Texas!

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    WICHITA, Kan. -- Authorities are considering charges in the bizarre case of a woman who sat on her boyfriend's toilet for two years — so long that her body was stuck to the seat by the time the boyfriend finally called police.

    Ness County Sheriff Bryan Whipple said it appeared the 35-year-old Ness City woman's skin had grown around the seat. She initially refused emergency medical services but was finally convinced by responders and her boyfriend that she needed to be checked out at a hospital.

    "We pried the toilet seat off with a pry bar and the seat went with her to the hospital," Whipple said. "The hospital removed it."

    Whipple said investigators planned to present their report Wednesday to the county attorney, who will determine whether any charges should be filed against the woman's 36-year-old boyfriend.

    "She was not glued. She was not tied. She was just physically stuck by her body," Whipple said. "It is hard to imagine. ... I still have a hard time imagining it myself."

    He told investigators he brought his girlfriend food and water, and asked her every day to come out of the bathroom.

    "And her reply would be, 'Maybe tomorrow,'" Whipple said. "According to him, she did not want to leave the bathroom."

    The boyfriend called police on Feb. 27 to report that "there was something wrong with his girlfriend," Whipple said, adding that he never explained why it took him two years to call.

    Police found the clothed woman sitting on the toilet, her sweat pants down to her mid-thigh. She was "somewhat disoriented," and her legs looked like they had atrophied, Whipple said.

    "She said that she didn't need any help, that she was OK and did not want to leave," he said.

    She was reported in fair condition at a hospital in Wichita, about 150 miles southeast of Ness City. Whipple said she has refused to cooperate with medical providers or law enforcement investigators.

    Authorities said they did not know if she was mentally or physically disabled.

    Police have declined to release the couple's names, but the house where authorities say the incident happened is listed in public records as the residence of Kory McFarren. No one answered his home phone number.

    The case has been the buzz Ness City, said James Ellis, a neighbor.

    "I don't think anybody can make any sense out of it," he said.

    Ellis said he had known the woman since she was a child but that he had not seen her for at least six years.

    He said she had a tough childhood after her mother died at a young age and apparently was usually kept inside the house as she grew up. At one time the woman worked for a long-term care facility, he said, but he did not know what kind of work she did there.

    "It really doesn't surprise me," Ellis said of the bathroom incident. "What surprises me is somebody wasn't called in a bit earlier."
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    Mar 13, 2008 10:21 AM GMT
    Maybe her poop was a long time a-comin?
  • GQjock

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    Mar 13, 2008 10:41 AM GMT
    Umm...honey?
    You umm doin okay in there.... it's June
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    Mar 13, 2008 12:27 PM GMT
    GQjock saidUmm...honey?
    You umm doin okay in there.... it's June


    LMAO
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    Mar 13, 2008 12:32 PM GMT
    That's some bad constipation... how sad.
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    Mar 13, 2008 1:05 PM GMT
    I'm intrigued... Where did you get this?
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    Mar 13, 2008 1:08 PM GMT
    I was going to go eat lunch, but right now i have lost my appetite.

    They had to surgically remove the seat. icon_eek.gif

    Oh man imagine the smell and state of the toilet after 2 years.

    Thats it i think i'm going to chunder, but i don't want to go be sick in the toilet.icon_sad.gif
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    Mar 13, 2008 1:12 PM GMT
    "Ness County Sheriff Bryan Whipple said it appeared the 35-year-old Ness City woman's skin had grown around the seat. Later, he was overheard quoting his father, Mister Whipple, telling the citizens of Ness County not to squeeze the Charmin."
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    Mar 13, 2008 1:13 PM GMT
    It's Kansas, for christ's sake....those people dont believe in evolution either.
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    Mar 13, 2008 1:20 PM GMT
    SAHEM62896 saidI'm intrigued... Where did you get this?


    not sure where the original post came from, but here is the story from CNN's website:

    http://www.cnn.com/2008/US/03/13/woman.in.bathroom.ap/index.html
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    Mar 13, 2008 4:12 PM GMT
    I've seen this in all sorts of reliable news pages but I must say I just find it hard to believe. I can buy the fact that there is a guy so stupid that he wouldn't bother to call after two years but I don't think that she could actually stay on the seat for that long. She'd have to sleep and eventually she'd have to fall off. He heart couldn't take all that sleep disorder and she'd have sores that would have to cause her to abandon the seat. I think we're going to find out that this story is a fake passed off to the news. I really can't say that I believe this one.
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    Mar 13, 2008 4:16 PM GMT
    CNN??????

    Oh my god.... this is the kind of stuff that normally would make the "Weekly World News" or some other check-out line rag!

    Wow!

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    Mar 13, 2008 8:47 PM GMT
    I know people from Ness City, I'm about 3 hours away, and this is the first I've heard of it. Will do some 'detective' work and find out more if I can.
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    Mar 13, 2008 8:55 PM GMT
    I call BS as well. Talk about "Seat Numbness"! icon_eek.gificon_eek.gif
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    Mar 14, 2008 7:47 AM GMT
    GQjock saidUmm...honey?
    You umm doin okay in there.... it's June


    I literally "LOL"ed icon_biggrin.gif!
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    Mar 18, 2008 6:19 PM GMT
    (sic)"ah yeah this is for real. That is my back yard to the left of the picture. No bull shit. I've know Kory and his Brother Kris for a long ass time. Kory worked at the movie theater too. Yeah his girlfriend would never leave the house. It wasn't like he didn't try. They are blowing this shit way the fuck out of porportion in my book. But yeah They live right behind out house. " ~My Friend Kate.
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    Mar 18, 2008 6:30 PM GMT
    Lol.. yea I heard about that shit.. freakin crazy.. I would have just left the fat bitch..
  • MikemikeMike

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    Mar 18, 2008 6:38 PM GMT
    guess the toilet never clogged. If it did it overflowed! Gross!!
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    Mar 18, 2008 6:40 PM GMT
    MikemikeMike saidguess the toilet never clogged. If it did it overflowed! Gross!!


    LOL.... ewwwwww