Amazing Simple Home Remedies!

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    Nov 17, 2010 3:35 AM GMT
    My family is full of great information. My dad recently passed on an email chock full of some top notch advice icon_biggrin.gif and thought I'd share it with the RJ world. Feel free to add any other pearls of wisdom!

    1. Avoid cutting yourself when slicing vegetable by getting someone else to hold the vegetable while you chop.

    2. Avoid arguments with the females about lifting the toilet seat by using the sink.

    3. For high blood pressure sufferers -- simply cut yourself and bleed for a few minutes, thus reducing the pressure on your veins. Remember to use a timer.

    4. A mouse trap placed on top of your alarm clock will prevent you from rolling over and going back to sleep after you hit the snooze button.

    5. If you have a bad cough, take a large dose of laxatives. Then you'll be afraid to cough.

    6. You only need two tools in life: WD-40 and duct tape. If it doesn't move and should, use the WD-40. If it shouldn't move and does, use the duct tape.

    7. If you can't fix it with a hammer, you've got an electrical problem.

    Daily Thought:

    Some people are like slinkies: Not really good for anything, but they bring a smile to your face when pushed down the stairs.
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    Nov 17, 2010 4:33 AM GMT
    I'd like to meet him, he sounds like my kinda guy....keithicon_cool.gif
  • jimjock

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    Nov 17, 2010 6:54 AM GMT
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  • DJZ77

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    Nov 17, 2010 7:05 AM GMT
    Pretty funny, reminds me of some a book I read called Sh*t my dad says by Justin Halpern. You should check it out if you get a chance. icon_wink.gif
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    Nov 17, 2010 7:11 AM GMT
    And here I was goings to say , gargle with hot salt water to get rid of bad throats and what not!


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    Nov 17, 2010 1:49 PM GMT
    all kinds of awesome, will have to teach a few of these to my friends' children