stank pits

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    Mar 14, 2008 1:40 PM GMT
    okay, i already know this is gonna sound strange, but has anyone else ever noticed that your own body odor doesn't offend you but everyone else's does?

    after my work out last night i got home and when i cooled down i got a whiff of myself and i actually said this out loud:

    damn, my funk is hot.

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    okay... tell me i'm not alone in this...
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    Mar 14, 2008 2:15 PM GMT
    Oh Jack. Watch out, you are at the beginning of a long and tortuous road. First you think your funk is hot. Next thing you know you are chained up in a basement giving Master Steve's pits a tongue bath.
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    Mar 14, 2008 2:17 PM GMT
    LOL. Yeah.

    But I do find sweat attractive even if it's not mine, and as long as it's not stale. LOL Everything else is *phew*

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    Mar 14, 2008 2:51 PM GMT
    a slippery slope indeed... however, i think i'm way too vanilla to get chained to anything and willingly lick the salt off someone. this thread is about as kinky as i get. LOL
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    Mar 14, 2008 4:25 PM GMT
    dancerjack saidokay, i already know this is gonna sound strange, but has anyone else ever noticed that your own body odor doesn't offend you but everyone else's does?

    after my work out last night i got home and when i cooled down i got a whiff of myself and i actually said this out loud:

    damn, my funk is hot.

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    okay... tell me i'm not alone in this...


    Guys have always told me my funk is very sexy and erotic...it's me who can't stand the smell of me most of the time, since I sweat a lot and do physical work
  • justjk

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    Mar 14, 2008 4:29 PM GMT
    I have the problem of thinking, I never smell! i'm pretty sure i don't!!!! my ocd makes me wash everything so often even during workouts that i don't think i give my body a chance!!icon_wink.gif
  • kinetic

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    Mar 14, 2008 5:04 PM GMT
    I think it has something to do w/ pheromones. My ex was obsessed w/ my armpits -weird right?!
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    Mar 14, 2008 5:26 PM GMT
    I make sure that I do NOT stink...ever! I sweat gallons, but luckily I don't stink that much thanks to the Asian in me. Any sort of shtank or funk from anyone makes me nauseated and not turned on whatsoever!
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    Mar 14, 2008 5:27 PM GMT
    nothin weird about any of this stuff, boys.

    the smell of a dudes b.o. is fuckin steamy sex.

    pits are way underappreciated.

    i stopped wearing deoderant a few years ago for this very reason.
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    Mar 14, 2008 5:29 PM GMT
    I perspire like a MOTHER FUCKER!! But I swear I don't smell!!! No one has EVER said anything, not even my ex's!!


    dancerjack, you mean NO tie up, tie down show???? DAMN!! ;)
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    Mar 14, 2008 6:12 PM GMT
    uuummm eeewww! I take about 4 showers a day for a reason!
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    Mar 14, 2008 6:15 PM GMT
    I have noticed that I cannot smell myself that much but my partner can. He has an amazing sense of smell.

    However, my armpits, which are very hairy, can reek so much after a hot summer day, they could stop a charging bull elephant at 50 yards!

    I often apply deodorant twice a day, and sometimes shower twice a day.

    I don't try and smell myself anywhere else.icon_eek.gif
  • treader

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    Mar 14, 2008 6:17 PM GMT

    I do have to say that I get a 'my funk is hot' feeling when I run shirtless on a summer evening. When you finish, you'll just covered in sweat and your running shorts are soaked in certain areas. (LOL!) But after a couple of minutes, it does feel like your sweat goes stale as Sedative14 said, and you better find a shower.

    As for deoderant, I'm all for it. icon_biggrin.gif However I don't put it on after I shower if I think that I'm going to get some action. icon_wink.gif
  • BlackJock79

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    Mar 14, 2008 6:17 PM GMT
    My pits smell TERRIBLE. The only odor on me that I like is my ball odor. Now that scent is HOT! But my pits? Gross. I sweat and stink ALOT.
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    Mar 14, 2008 6:23 PM GMT
    I sweat buckets when I work out. But I dont smell. I noticed that one day I did and wondered if anyone else caught a whiff of me. My trainer at the time asked me what vitamins I was taking. I cant remember which ones I was taking back then but he said it probably was the vitamins. I switched right away and the smell stopped. Now I just reapply deodarant just to make sure I dont offend anyone in case it ever happens again! But apparently I look good drippin in sweat! icon_cool.gif
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    Mar 14, 2008 10:12 PM GMT
    I have to admit that before all my workouts I put on deodorant. Am I the only one? Please say I am not. I dont want to feel like a "girly man." Also what is up with this "not into deodorant or cologne" in our men's personal ads? Do they go to work like this too smelling all "funkdefied." When was younger I went to school with this girl whose religion forbidded her to wear deodorant. She had to be of natural smell. She could only use these special soaps and powder. Lets just say when it was a hot, sunny physical ed day she wasnt very popular. Felt bad for her because all the girls used to spray her secretly when she walked by. At the end of the day she would have smelled more funkier than the beginning because of all the varieties of fruitty body sprays and perfumes she had been squirted with. So sad. So saaad. Sooohahahahaha sad. Since I laughed I will tell you guys one of my secrets.






    I like the sounds of my farts that comes after consuming a protein shake. Oooooooooooh! TOO MUCH IN FOR MA TION! lol.






  • art_smass

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    Mar 14, 2008 10:16 PM GMT
    Yesterday, the locker room at my gym smelled like the world's biggest fungal toenail infection. I would rather smell a million stinky armpits than get another load of that stench.
  • cityguy39

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    Mar 14, 2008 10:47 PM GMT
    I have to admit I am into man funk, Don't get me wrong I like and use deodorant, but last year at IML, at the leather markets, I noticed a lot of guys smelled like body funk and sex, it was hot!!!!! It was mostly the really hot leather sellers who also looked like they could also be porn stars. I can't wait for IML this year!!!!

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    Mar 14, 2008 10:52 PM GMT
    kinetic saidI think it has something to do w/ pheromones. My ex was obsessed w/ my armpits -weird right?!


    Nah...not weird. I dated a guy once who had the hottest smelling body odor ever! I can't even explain it...at least, it was hot to me.
  • Timbales

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    Mar 14, 2008 10:54 PM GMT
    My bf likes to smell my boys after I've been playing volleyball.
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    Mar 14, 2008 10:58 PM GMT
    Wonderland saidI have to admit that before all my workouts I put on deodorant. Am I the only one? Please say I am not. I dont want to feel like a "girly man."






    You're not...I do as well icon_razz.gif I workout in the morning and I put on deodorant and brush my teeth icon_razz.gif
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    Mar 15, 2008 12:42 AM GMT
    i blame the cat for my protein shake farts. i'm not convinced my roommates buy it, but they're polite enough to smile and nod
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    Mar 15, 2008 12:46 AM GMT
    Jack, honey... the last thing we need is you and your roomies going after your butt funk, too icon_wink.gif
  • kjm1990

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    Mar 15, 2008 1:28 AM GMT
    i find sweaty guys sooooo hot lol love the shine they get but hate mine,i shower 3 times a day and have deodraint for the reason lol would love to smell sum of u guys after ur work out icon_redface.gif im weird arnt i?
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    Mar 15, 2008 1:51 AM GMT
    I don't believe in deodorant etc, and am going for the hippie look for now. For a while I had noticed my b.o. had changed over the winter, mellowed out, some might say, but now that the weather is a starting to warm up my b.o. is starting to come back to the way it was before, which is a good thing. I happen to like the way I am with out artificial things like cologne, deodorant, and shower gels.