Nov 19, 2010 5:29 AM GMT
Oh, the wonders of children.
cmhoh1985 saidPicture it:
It's a stormy Friday night. Work was stressful and Daddy #1 and Daddy #2 need some 'alone' time so they put Little Svetlana to sleep; or, so they think!
Daddy #1 and Daddy #2: lots and lots of grunts, moans and dirty talk
Little Svetlana: "Daddy! Daddy! What are you guys doing"
Daddy #1: "Damn it! Nothing, damn it! Get out of here!!!"
Daddy #2: "Daddy and I were just playing a game of...ummm...baseball, sweet-pea. He's the pitcher because of his big...bat and I'm the catcher because of my ability to catch his...bat and balls. See? Everything's all right so you can go back to bed now!"