embarrassing sex stories

  • tbeaux

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    Nov 19, 2010 7:53 AM GMT
    can you please tell me some.
    i just came from a very humiliating experience. I admit I get a lot of ass. My boyfriend dumped me a little bit ago and tonight I got to have a threesome with some really hot guys. Granted I had jacked off 4 times that day and had been drinking throughout the night. I couldn't stay hard and I couldn't cum...the most humiliating thing. It's never happened to me before.

    Any stories to cheer me up ? lol
  • brycetippe

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    Nov 19, 2010 7:56 AM GMT
    I was fooling around my ex in the back of a car, and the cops caught us. :/
    That was pretty horrid; We had to get out of the car and people started laughing at us cause they knew what was going on. LOL.
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    Nov 19, 2010 8:41 AM GMT
    Most people find this story disgusting, but it cracks me up every time I hear it. I have a friend who's a little "different" and has some crazy stories. He was having sex with this guy and realized he had to pee. They got up and he stood naked in the bathroom peeing when all of a sudden he accidentally pooped on the floor. He got out of there as quickly as possible.

    Not being able to cum is not that embarrassing. I've been with people before who had been drinking too much and couldn't keep it up or cum. No big deal. Just forget about it and move on.

    I was with a guy once who was really drunk and he came in a matter of seconds. He went to the bathroom, came back, and we started up a gain and he came again very quickly. He then said he thought he was going to throw up and hurried out of my place. I just laid there thinking, WTF? I saw him a few times after that and he pretended he didn't know me - or maybe he just didn't remember any of it.
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    Nov 19, 2010 10:10 AM GMT
    i was giving a customer a blow job at work and the door buzzer went off and he quickly pulled his pants back up, it was obvious what we were doing because he had a massive set of keys in his pocket, and i went to the front of the store to greet the male/female couple coming in with spit and cock juice all around my mouth.

    he left quickly after wards and and when the couple was leaving they both gave me the most biggest grin in the world! i think i turned all shades of red.

    he learned his lesson though and doesn't come in with all those keys anymore icon_wink.gif
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    Nov 19, 2010 10:37 AM GMT
    Was at friends house party once and I took this chick into the formal living room..She started to give me head and then half of my friends barged including the host....He wasn't too happy having my bare ass on the expensive upholstery.....Later still...We got freaky in his room and well he wasn't happy about that either.


    Hooked up with this guy once and he made smell poppers for the first time..I couldn't get up dick up for the first time in my life....I didn't hook up with that guy until two years later...


    Also the embarrassing thing is to 'fart' during or after sex......

    I farted so loud this one time, but I kept a straight face as if I didn't toot at all...

    Inside though....I was dyingicon_redface.gif
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    Nov 19, 2010 10:53 AM GMT
    Performance issues or not..Nobody wants to hear tooting noise coming from rear during 'happy hour'

    Not sex related

    But during my sisters wedding...I once walked into the lounge wearing just my boxers All of my sisters gal pals were in there working on some decoration and they looked at me.....I realized that morning wood wasn't down yet... I raced up and put some clothes on...icon_redface.gif
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    Nov 30, 2010 5:07 AM GMT
    tbakes18 saidcan you please tell me some.
    i just came from a very humiliating experience. I admit I get a lot of ass. My boyfriend dumped me a little bit ago and tonight I got to have a threesome with some really hot guys. Granted I had jacked off 4 times that day and had been drinking throughout the night. I couldn't stay hard and I couldn't cum...the most humiliating thing. It's never happened to me before.

    Any stories to cheer me up ? lol

    My ex-wife's best friend had a name for this condition : "Wiskey dick" icon_lol.gif