I've decided that I want to make out with wrestler Randy Orton

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    Nov 19, 2010 8:08 PM GMT
    OK, how can we make this happen? I want him to show up in jeans and we wrestle around on the floor and couch, then we get drunk, and finally take it to the mats where we strip down and play all weekend long, breaking only to pee and drink more.

    Let's make this happen. Who wants to make the initial contact? icon_wink.gif

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    Nov 19, 2010 8:14 PM GMT
    I like his deep, inset eyes, and his shit-eating grin. And his legs will do all sorts of things to me. icon_wink.gif
  • disasterpiece

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    Nov 20, 2010 8:50 PM GMT
    Awww, yeah, I always had something for WWF wrestlers.

    Notably, the ex-footballer and "actor" Steve Goldberg. He looks like a bulkup version of Bruce Willis icon_biggrin.gif

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    And Brock Lesnar, there's something sexy about his pure crazyness and his bestial rage.

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    And he was even sexier in his university years...

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    And they met... With Stone Cold Steve Austin ! icon_eek.gif

  • RealGeek

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    Nov 20, 2010 8:59 PM GMT
    I approve of this drive for you to make out with Randy, my only question is...

    ...Can I get him the weekend after?? icon_wink.gif
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    Nov 20, 2010 9:04 PM GMT
    5ebastian said but is he an escort?



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  • LJay

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    Nov 20, 2010 9:06 PM GMT
    Why not just ask him over for the evening? Nothing could be simpler.
  • RealGeek

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    Nov 20, 2010 9:08 PM GMT
    Yeah could try that?

    He's on Twitter. Ask him there!
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    Nov 20, 2010 9:29 PM GMT
    randy-orton-ass.jpg seriously.. look at that back.. gah. i want.
  • jgymnast733

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    Nov 20, 2010 10:06 PM GMT
    The back? Look at that ASS....
    I would eat that bad boy out so good until i taste some old baby food...I would gut that ass out real good......
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    Nov 20, 2010 10:24 PM GMT
    You can have randy if i can have this...

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    Definition of my type right there ;) Blonde, blue, fit.. All he needs to do is ditch the bitch and make the switch icon_smile.gif
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    Nov 20, 2010 10:44 PM GMT
    Omg! John Cena is so dam hot! My fantasy would be with randy orton & john cena at the same time!

    I saw john cena in the movie "the legendary" & it made me fall in love with him, he is awesome & beautiful! I want to have his babies!